Welcome to the Uncanny Valley! Please keep all shrieking, screaming, and crying to …

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Comment on Orient Dolls Expo “Warped Beyond Belief” by Tere:

Welcome to the Uncanny Valley!

Please keep all shrieking, screaming, and crying to as low a volume as possible, thank you.

As a courtesy warning, please avoid gazing into the dolls’ eyes. We are unable to refund souls or sanity! Have a wonderful stay in the Uncanny Valley.

Recent comments by Tere:

• Loli Ban “Facing Rejection”:
  

  I poke the troll. *poke* *poke* *poke* C’mon, you can do better than that. You didn’t even mention God or hell!

• Manaka Komaki Bunny Girl Figure:
  

  … in those fishnets.

• Final Fantasy XIV “Marred By Total WTF UI”:
  

  What’s issues? Seems pretty damn good to me, and I’m not all that much of a fan of FF anymore. The UI is clean, takes up minimal space while still providing important information, and appears completely customizable. I’ll admit it, I like it. A lot. Looking at the combat shots, the UI only appears to show critical information as unobtrusively as possible. Take pic #19, that UI is barely noticeable to a MMO player. Maybe SanCom needs to play fewer FPS games and more MMOs. This UI appears to be …

• BlazBlue Gets TV Anime:
  

  I haven’t played it, that’s why I wrote, “The problem with fighting game anime,” and not “with BlazBlue.” In story mode, are any of the character arcs mutually exclusive? That is, if Character A defeats Character B, Character B’s story ends.

• BlazBlue Gets TV Anime:
  

  Serious comment here. The problem with fighting game anime is both pretty simple and almost impossible to overcome. “Who will be the main character?” A coherent story needs a central character around whom events and other characters orbit. He or she will be the primary POV character that brings a sense of continuity to events. No matter who they pick, it’s always going to leave a significant number of characters relegated to the background or minor status. Try to “spread the story”, and it …