Appealing anime maidens who it would be wise to avoid at all costs were they real girls, whether thanks to their endearingly horrendous personality defects or other dubious qualities, have been subject to rankification – with the prospect of a Bobbitt moment trumping even the monomania of Haruhi…
1. Hitagi Senjougahara (Bakemonogatari)
2. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
3. Inami Mahiru (Working!!)
4. Fujiko Mine (Lupin III)
5. Hirasawa Yui (K-ON!)
6. Ranka Lee (Macross Frontier)
7. Yukiji Katsura (Hayate no Gotoku!)
8. Aisaka Taiga (Toradora!)
9. Himeji Mizuki (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu)
10. Kaoru Kamiya (Rurouni Kenshin)
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Why that shitty Kirino isn't on that list???
Amen, brother, amen
i see what you did there LOL
My shitty Kirino can't be this list
I'd take Inami, though. A pokemon master wont back down from taming the wildest!
I'd totally marry Inami, I'd just have to take the occasional punch to the face.
They wouldn't want to marry you either...
Tsundere Alert!
I-it's not like that! B-baka!
I wouldn't marry Yui, but I'd definitely do her
Yui is not my dream girl but I can thing of worse fates than marring her. Otherwise I agree with this list.
Don't forget that you might get UI as well.
I don't think I'd even be able to make it through a night with her, she'd start saying weird shit in bed or doing that slack-jawed white eye dot "durr" expression while looking at my dick and I just couldn't put up with it.
I'd happily marry Mugi, Azusa or Ritsu, and I'd put up with Mio's whiny shrinking-violet attitude for her body, but Yui would make me lose my mind.
What kind of question is this to ask of Otaku?
Jus sayn :)
triti
Jeez, all Kaoru Kamiya did was love Kenshin with all her heart, bear his son and if you ascribe to contriversial OVA's Kenshin takes his last breath while in her arms. Don't know what these guys want. Just another BS list.
I still get weepy when I watch that scene where Kenshin embraces Kaoru and says goodbye as he leaves for Kyoto. She falls to her knees in tears, absolutely heart wrenching.
Z17
Kaoru is a bitch that why she in the list if you don't understand it
Doormats are boring.
You have tried to fuck doormats often? Talking from experience, then.
Kaoru-dono is great.
But given that Himeji-san is also on the list, perhaps the surveyed wanted a wife who can cook without causing permanent harm. Why else would you turn her away?
She has health issues coupled with cooking skills. She'd die if she tried tasting her food.
That aside, take out are always an option or become a chef yourself.
Well she has rather thick arms, a mean character and a total ignorance of manners and etiquette which doesn't comform to the stamp of a servile cumdumpster/doormat/organic Roomba which is the ideal Japanese woman
I lol'd @ Organic Roomba. So true.
wtf is a roombalol
I think this is the first valid list I've seen.
Even though I'm a Taiga fan, I know that she can't cook, sew, make friends, control herself, and god knows what else. And of course being branded a lolicon for life isn't a good prospect either...
If you loved taking care of pets, then you'd love her too
That automatically popped an image of Taiga being walked down the street, naked except for a leash and collar, into my head.
Let us not forget how much food she can cram into that small body. And the expensive goods she possess and will possess. She is the very definition of a high maintenance girl.
I actually considered marrying Taiga, but after you comment, you're right. nevermind.
Taiga?!??!?... ok more for me i guess xD
Taiga is awesome wtf they smokin
That picture of Haruhi makes her look so deilcious.
You don't have to marry her - just taste : )
Haruhi shows her curvy side.
Only until she opens her mouth...
Just insert penis then.
Then penis go bye bye
Taiga? Haruhi? Hitagi? Nips and their shit taste.
I think most otaku are afraid of women that'll speak their mind, or maybe they just don't like women they can't control.
And that's why the Dakimakura market is so profiting
"women who speak their mind" end up being overly controlling, overly aggressive, bossy, expensive, unruly, unsatisfied with anything, I can go on, type As. After the honeymoon is over and your locked into years of marriage, she becomes a vulture uninterested in sex (at with her husband) ect ect and dies an old hag. Ironically when a woman feels like an equal she becomes uninterested and will go after a guy more macho than you that can control her if the opportunity comes. (see every asian love triagle drama ever made) Women essentially want to be controlled but dont dare say that to them.
Im all for treating women as equals, but when women see ull give them an inch the want a mile.
You can let a woman know her opinion is valid and helpful, and make her feel useful but she still has to understand shes #2 to have a successful relationship.
If you don't believe me, go talk to a feminazi. A feminazi was once a girl who believed in "speaking her mind".
Sounds about right... I doubt many Japanese males are looking for a wife they have to treat as an equal.
I'd much rather have a 'partner' than a 'waifu'.
Totally submissive women are overrated, I like 'em smart and sassy.
And when I say 'smart', I mean /smart/. Highly intelligent, well-educated, clever, and witty. At least as smart as me...smarter, all the better!
I agree with just about everything you said. For me, she doesn't need to be book smart. I have no need for a girl that's awesome at math, but witty is a must-have feature. Plus if she can tease me and take the teasing I give.... /drools
I don't mind if she doesn't know everything, as long as she knows what she knows.
Z17
I don't agree about been afraid just the problem hearing them complain about every little thing or in short a crazy bitch is not fun been with.
Even guys that complain I wouldn't date if I was a chick
my favorite kind are the ones that mess with your head. :D
i'd gladly marry
1. Hitagi Senjougahara(Bakemonogatari)
2. Haruhi Suzumiya(The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
*brofist*
I second this motion.
Yeah, it's funny. Those are probably my two favourite characters. You wouldn't have a dull life with them.
my #1 choice would probably be Haruhi to marry
You must be brave if you want to marry those type of people. I hope you can find them in real life.
My real shock is how these three girls didn't get into this list,
1. Revy (black lagoon)
2. Nami (one piece)
3. Dokuro-chan (Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan)
Death is more preferable than marrying these girls if you ask me.
Well, marrying Dokuro-chan could mean dying every day... so of course dying once is better.
Wait ... does that mean the marriage would only be a day long?
"Til death do us part", and all that?
I wouldn't want to marry Revy if Balalaika was single....then again any man marrying her would be her wife.
Senjougahara is lovely once her dere mode is unlocked.
Otaku failed hard on this one.
Ugggh I hate Senjougahara. I think at least the top of this list is quite accurate.
you must not like tsundere
Agreed. I'd also add to that list Yui, and every single other girl from bakemonogatari including hachikuji and shinobu.
@Anon 23:45: You'd marry Haruhi or Senjougahara, huh? You must be an "M".
Marry Haruhi Suzumiya. Because it's more fun that way.
Me too.
See you after a year of life together with at least one of them!