CBS: Hatsune Miku “World’s Fakest Pop Star”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Nov 12, 2012 16:41 JST
- Tags: Hatsune Miku, Mass Media, Music, Otaku, USA, Vocaloid
Miku fans have been busily denouncing major US network CBS after it had the temerity to call holographic princess Hatsune Miku “the world’s fakest pop star.”
The article in question is a rather late entry into the popular “Hatsune Miku = creepy Japanese hologram” genre:
Hatsune Miku is the rarest kind of pop star. She is enduringly popular in her native country of Japan. She has never been photographed stumbling out of night clubs in the early hours of the morning, and never had issues with drugs or alcohol. She has, in fact, never been seen outside of her concerts at all. This is because Miku is also the fakest kind of pop star. She is a hologram.
More accurately, Hatsune Miku is a digital avatar. Wikipedia describes her as a “singing synthesizer application with a female persona,” created by Crypton Future Media. Using Yamaha’s Vocaloid software, anyone with enough technical know-how can program Miku to perform any song on a computer.
In Japan, where synthetic characters — such as Hello Kitty — are often far more enduring than real celebrities, Miku has been a huge hit. The holographic star has performed multiple sold-out concerts in her home country and abroad. Projected larger than life on a screen, Miku sings and dances according to the direction of programmers who “choreographed” the concert weeks or months in advance.
The stark unreality of Hatsune Miku doesn’t seem to bother her fans at all.
Although otherwise an inoffensive puff piece, CBS’s description of their virtual goddess as “fake” immediately outraged scores of Miku fans:
‘Congrats to the author for doing absolutely no research into the matter other than reading the summary on Wikipedia.
First of all, is Mozart’s music fake because it didn’t feature singing? Miku, and the rest of the voice banks for Vocaloid, are instruments.
Sure, anyone can use Vocaloid, but just like any other instrument, it takes an artist to master it.
Also, “fake” implies that it’s a scam or doesn’t exist. I don’t see anything fake about Vocaloid; it’s simply an instrument. There’s a guitar sitting five feet to my right; are you telling me it’s not there because it has the same implications as Vocaloid?
Finally, every other popstar who’s conditioned for their image rather than voice or talent are just as fake if Miku is fake.
Have fun with your content-free articles and questionable reporters, CBS.’
‘The world is filled with fake celebrities, pretending to be something they are not, remade by image consultants, keeping up appearances with a polished veneer.
Hatsune Miku is none of these things. She is exactly what she appears to be, with no pretence or deception. She is the sum total of the hopes and dreams and creative energy of her legions of adoring fans, and can be nothing else. She is quite possibly the most genuine celebrity to ever grace the earth.’
‘I respectfully ask that you retract that HORRIBLE and MISLEADING title. Hatsune Miku is by no mean FAKE. Calling Hatsune Miku fake is the equivalent of calling ALL of the fan, artists, composers, singers, animators, that celebrate this movement FAKE. It’s an insult.’
‘If anything, it’s more insulting that you didn’t do much research than it is that you said “fake.”‘
‘Well, Great job on doing no research! For one thing, you looked at Wikipedia, and everyone knows that they aren’t completely right. Due to the fact that anyone can edit Wikipedia, it comes up with weird BS.
On top of that, this is just a stupid article! Miku isn’t “fake”! On the contrary, she is most very real, and extremely loved. She was voiced by a REAL woman named Saki Fujita!
I do realize that Vocaloids are just programs, and I would be stupid to not know that. She has a character that the fanbase has given her, but now Crypton has taken it on. Hatsune Miku and every other vocaloid, are amazing creations.
[...]
Miku is more real of an idol, then most of us will ever be.’
‘Whoever wrote the article, I would like to politely ask to change the title into something that WOULD NOT annoy/**** off Miku’s fans.
Well, I got pissed off when I saw the title. FAKE is not the word, okay? It’s like you’re breaking her image >:/
Please change the title and everything will be okay.’
‘Note for journalist:
There are a few hot button words and phrases with Miku fandom. One, as you might have guessed, is the word “fake”, or the related phrase “she’s not real.”
Almost as touchy is the phrase “what anime is she from?” or “she’s an anime character.”
Just a suggestion, maybe replace “fakest” (omg that even sounds awkward) with “most unreal.” Unreal is normally used when something is so awesome, reality is incapable of inventing it alone.’
‘When one uses the word “fakest” when reporting in a news article, it leads me to believe their background research goes only as far as it takes to roll an office chair over to a thesaurus.
To address the use of fake in a general sense, we can establish that the adjective form of fake means something which is counterfeit or a sham.
To my knowledge, there is nothing counterfeit about a digital pop star whose image is derived from a vast fan-base.’
‘Hey BAILEY JOHNSON fyi she is CREATED so she is not FAKE and she is way to better than Gaga and Justin Bieber. Your article really sucks. Why this been released through this site? This article is worthless!’
‘This post is very derogatory and unprofessional. What can we expect from Americans. Please inquire more information about this topic even more. Hatsune Miku is a tool to create music, “She” is like every other item is able to create good music and express the creators feelings and music. Therefore its not considered “fake”.’
‘The numerous problems with this article astound me.
First of all, “fakest” is not a word. Dictionaries are fabulous tools that someone needs to introduce this writer to. Also, using “fake” to describe Miku really gives readers the wrong impression. Is it fake when a person devotes their time and effort into putting their feelings into a song?
[...]
Now I am going to assume that CBS was joking when they hired this…sham of a writer. Using Wikipedia as a source? You do realize that students are not even allowed to use Wikipedia in high school because of the unreliability, correct?
[...]
Well, I could go on and on, but I would just be wasting my time. Goodbye CBS, have fun with your shoddy articles and reporters.’









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American retards at their best.
I actually like the first comments about vocaloid being an instrument and all. The CBS person doesn't even see the difference between "a hologram", "a voice program" or "a fake". Which makes him a moron.
Miku is an instrument I'd love to play.
If you know what I mean.
I second that...
I like the part where you said American retards.
It clearly sums up the situation of their election and their national deficits, along with their average education level.
Well... It's a shame they even make Vocaloid concerts in USA... How about Europe ffs...
you sound like one of those idiots who use "3d" and "2d" instead of "fake/imaginative" and "real" to justify fapping to a drawing.
dude, i fap to drawings too but calling it 2d and 3d is restarted. the same goes for differentiating between fake, hologram, and a voice program. since the later two derive from the first thus making them fake since they are not real but lesser than an imitation.
> justify fapping to a drawing
Not enough experience in this one..
Well then, go venerate a flute then. Better yet have your car wrapped with an image of a fat trombone. Since you're going the way of the "instrument card...."
Have you ever talked to a girl before? Seriously get up out of your crusty computer chair and go do something with your life, instead of worshipping a made up cyber singer. Americans aren't the ignorant ones, it's the Japs. Please embrace reality, not sink deeper and deeper into some fantasy world. Japanese people have no souls
You, sir, just proven to be a gigantic retard who didn't even read a word of what I wrote. and I DO have a girfriend in real life, unlike you.
I don't generalize here, but you just prove how stupid you are for spouting such nonsense. I'm not even worshiping anyone, you freak.
...uh yeah i have 7 girlfriends one for each day of the week. See i can post lies as well
That's because your whole existence is a lie
calm down virgin.
Ok. Calm down cherry boy. It's just an article. The CBS guy has a basic gist of Vocaloid. I don't see what is wrong with the article since it's a general description of something the author knows nothing about. Before bitching about an article, take some ESL classes to have better reading comprehension, grow some pubes, and take that dildo out of your ass.
You find nothing wrong with articles that denote anything you like in a negative light for no comprehensible reason?
Negative light? When does everybody have to be biased about somebody else's interest. Everybody has their opinion. Bitching about it only proves your immaturity.
I like Vocaloid, too. But I still don't see what's wrong with the article. Just because I don't fap to Miku doesn't mean I should nitpick at every single thing an article says. I choose not to deny the truth and not be biased.
Since when was pointing out the fact that Miku isn't a real person, and hence not a real pop star, considered a "negative light?"
It's just the truth bro. The fact that you're bawling over it just shows how fragile your sense of reality is.
Miku is a program. She will never be real, have emotions, or be your waifu. Get the fuck over it.
Non-American children bitching at best~
Thinking "virtual" and "fake" are two different things. Just because you like to believe something's true doesn't make it so. How old are these idiots anyway?
Gaming = Virtual reality = Real entertainment, real industry, real revenue.
Miku = Virtual idol = Real entertainment, real songs, real revenue.
8:42@ "So "Miku does not exist materialistically" was your argument all along?
We all know that as a fact. She's virtual."
That was the argument all along, but idiots are denying that simple fact and making up lame excuses to keep arguing just because they don't want to admit that she does in fact NOT exist
That was the point all along, that she doesn't exist, that she is not real, and people just keep denying that simple truth, so yea, that was my argument, that was the blogger's argument, and that is the simple reality
So... like... do I exist mathematically?
Implying anything entertainment-related is not enjoyed "in your head".
Of course Miku's not a "real" as in flesh-and-blood entertainer. Learn to read next time. But that doesn't make her entertainment any less real in being enjoyable.
Also the argument about miku "not writing her own songs" thus she's fake applies to eighty percent of "real" vocal performers out there. Good job deliberately ignoring this simple fact.
Lots of pop stars don't write their own songs.
Most of pop stars actually exist
@Darion
So "Miku does not exist materialistically" was your argument all along?
We all know that as a fact. She's virtual.
Go back to arguing with 12-year-olds.
Most probable,
Real entertainment = You can enjoy it in real life, not in your head. It "real entertainment" don't miss read it as "real entertainer"
Real song = The lyrics is written by a person and not synthesized. Miku and her song is two different entity. "Real songs" doesn't imply the relationship between Miku and her song at all.
Understand first before posting your comment next time.
Miku = real human being? = wrote her own songs?
If I write a book, my book is real. Here I like a voice synthesizer, what in the world makes you think that very synthesizer doesn't exist?
Who ever told you I BELIEVE that Miku is real? Don't even try to insert words I didn't spoke because that's precisely doing what the CBS guy did: making assumptions.
And, like someone here wrote, "fake" really implies it's some sort of scam, lie or something. NO ONE EVER hid the fact that Miku is a created, fictional character (it's like the labels on McDonalds coffee "CAUTION: HOT". there should be a printed comment "no shit, sherlock". Same thing here, just no label. you need a label?). And "Fakest" is not a word. Almost feels like a 12 year old wrote a school essay or something...
Butthurt American fails at his native language. Virtual means the effect of the state is real. Fake implies the opposite.
Compare "this hologram is a fake wall" to "this pile of rocks makes a virtual wall".
HAHA diving into linguistics so butthurt.
Maybe you should look up definitions of connotation and let me know your 'expertise' in english language.
Differences between native speaker and amateur was just demonstrated by you ^^
Perhaps you should look up the definition of "irony".
Learn some english, fake yankee.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/virtual
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fake
Rule 34: If it exists there IS porn of it > There is Miku porn > She must exist
End of discussion.
You sort of got that backwards...
Looks alright to me. Whats wrong?
If A then B is true, then the converse is not necessarily true. It doesn't mean that If B then A is true
The logics part is elementary, and I believe it's not where the original joke lies, there are a few inexplicit steps along the way. Nothing to do with ontology either.
I'd say 'fake' was simply a negation of TRVE, and in this case it'd mean Miku'd fain sing whatever her user might fancy, however blasphemous, treacherous, proscribed, embarassing, self-deprecating, sell-out, etc. it were.
Clarinet, cars, heroin. What do all of these have in common? MIKU! Of course.
one does not truly exist until there is porn of you. I don't exist. :(
There is a porn of tentacle monster, but does tentacle monster exist?
i just read... bla bla bla Miku bla bla bla Porn ... soo google here i go!
just imagine schrodinger's theory
Miku is inside a box there is a 50/50 probabylity she's doing porn!!
Isn't that supposed to be the joke?
Actually this is an example of recursive logic. There's porn of her which means that she exists which means there's porn of her which means that she exists which means...
Kind of like Bible logic really.
Oh I see now >.<
It is funny because it's really easy to see why it's wrong. Inductive reasoning XD
It would have to be "If *and only if* it exists, there's porn of it" for that to work.
Personally, I recognize Hatsune Miku as an instrument or a program synthesizer. Since vocaloid is a program that creates or imitate a barely human-like voice like Miku's then she is considered a pop star and not fake. The only difference is that she is virtual but not fake.
For the logic:
domain of x: Hatsune Miku
Let p: x is a program
let s: x imitates a barely human-like voice
let q: x is considered a popstar
let r: x is not fake.
(p ∨ s) → (q ∧ r);
or
¬(q ∧ r)→ ¬(p ∨ s);
OMG, it's fortran!
Huh, math
I don't come here for that
OMG! It's another fat turd!
Fallacy: Affirming the Consequent
1) If P then Q
2) Q
3) Therefore P
The reasoning is invalid.
Ah, the Transitive Relation, how I love thee~
Even if their is a rule 34 on Miku
Special rule
No idol scandals occur :)
I thought the article was well-written and it really showed how deeply deranged otaku culture is getting. Otakus suffer from deep sexual problems and the massive amount of porn both consumed and produced is a testament to how they spend all their time: masturbating compulsively. Of course, for biological reasons they cannot spend all the time in this endeavour and so spend their refractory periods playing video games and reading manga. Unfortunately, the media geared towards this audience is so full of sexual undertones nowadays, that it becomes a giant machinery of sexual fantasies, each new one darker than the last. Miku did not escape this conundrum, as the gigantic amount of porn created can attest.
Even more disturbing is how slowly all this pornography is becoming more and more akin to pedophilia...
Horrible fallacy lol.
perfect logic there bud this should end the controversy
Hey, this means, I can rape the writer of this article (not SanCom article, I don't want Artefact-san, but writer of article on CBS)?
No it means you can go back to school and learn proper English
Sorry, that math is slightly wrong.
Well, mathematics was/is my weakest subject.
Actually it's not math it's logic. I'm taking that anon's post as more of a saying that a literal meaning of math as well.
As a math nerd, I'm gonna have to comment here. Your implication statement is logically flawed. You are implying that (Miku exists) ⇒ (porn exists); saying "if Miku exists, there is porn", is applying the implication backwards, which is a logical fallacy.
tl;dr logic is flawed but Miku's still awesome
The bottom line regardless of his logical fallacy is that Miku exists
that's what studying a maths degree in Uni teaches us.. >.< Abstract maths
Got a question:
Who gives a shit
fuck yourself and die shit head! She does not exist!
Watch out we got a beaver fan here
Here comes a badass, we got a badass over here!
Kill him with fire!