Visitors to a recent Guiyang motor show were treated to the charming sight of a companion clad in nothing but pasties, pantsu and a snake, despite supposed efforts to reign in events which increasingly seem to be more about the allure of scantily clad girls rather than that of shiny blocks of metal.
After online comments to the effect that “these motor shows are more like boob shows” in response to another recent show in Chengdu, highly titillating costumes were actually banned in a subsequent show in Wuhan – although evidently China’s nascent gravure industry, based largely on booth babes and bodypainting, won out in the end.
pffft, charming my ass.
She/he is chinese…that is all.
Err, not sure what the message here is, but I guess it’s somewhere along the lines of, “You buy SUV, you go offroad, you meet snake woman of your dreams in wilderness, she kill your FAMIRY!” in that uptight Chinaman voice.
I could still see her nipples.
Well, at least everything fits together nicely: the bitch is ugly, the snake is ugly and zhe car is ugly, too.
I guess “more charming than ever” means ugly chiks with snakes. Just another guy failing to look past the fact that a girl is mostly nakid to check if shes hot or not.
The real question is did the snake explode?
She’s ugly
I think that’s Lilith from Shin Megami Tensei…
Why cover the nipples if your whole breast is exposed already? might as well go full naked.
Motor show ? where is motors ? i only see a creepy-old-ridiculous ugly-lady.
She really snakes her booty,in the show
I think I have a different definition of “charming”…
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
GET THE FIRE.
snake! SNNAAKKEE!! SNNAAAAKKKKKKEEEE !!!!!
fuck, ladygirl.
Arrgghh my eyes. @_@
If you guys are attracted to ‘women’ of this build, i.e, very masculine from ‘her’ face passed her hips, might I suggest you take your asses to thailand and get a transexual and leave the rest of us who like more feminine shaped women here to complain that she’s built like a male.
Shinozaki is proper, this hoe is not.
Preach it, bro!
If their cars are like all their other fine “quality” products they need all the distractions they can get.
Ladyboys yum
These Motor Show babes…. Has no curve and shes old.
#9 guy in the background is looking for a puke bucket
Maybe he realized that thing with the snake was his long lost brother? 😉
Charming?! She’s pretty ugly actually. It it looks like she’s already got a cock rammed down her throat.
Actually, she’s quite fappable for an ex-guy. i’v seen worse trannies.
are chinese cars that horrible they need a stripper to get men in the door?
Tsekwang BADing!
Are they selling snakes? OOhhhh… ok nvm, cars… I didn’t even see a car there.
Biology lesson: women have a Adam’s apples, too.
if it is in response to pic 5 then it is the musculature of her throat that is on display here, showing the muscles needed for swallowing food etc.
@04:18
you mean Anatomy* lesson?
Don’t feel the wild traps snakes
In china even females are fake
they do have adam’s apple, it’s just not as visible as males because it’s smaller
Adam Epol. ISA SIYANG BEKIIIII!!! Ahay!
lol? I don’t get it what was the joke ._.
“Women have a Adam’s apples, too. I know that because I just looked it up on Wikipedia”
Seriously, ask some random girls to tilt their heads backwards, I guarantee you that they’re not going to have Adam’s apple as prominent as this “babe” has.
Just as how some people may be shorter, taller, have smaller breasts, bigger breasts, their Adam’s apple can vary depending on their biology.
Please study a bit more on human anatomy before coming with such a shallow conclusion.
I like how these virgins think they know everything about females while fapping to porn. Get laid and be happy.
Fuck u bitch my cock gets laid everrrryday with my hand!
@05:02 Nice try anon, people who use those kind of lingos usually tend to be a virgin themselves if not having the worst luck getting ‘laid’.
Well said, my friend! I couldn’t have put it better. 🙂
Even if he’s not a virgin, the way he treats “getting laid” as some sort of special life achievement is really despicable.
Anyone can get laid this day and age, yet there still are idiots who treat it as something special. You know what’s special? Getting married and not divorcing 2 months after. Finding a stable, well-paid job. Living a family-man’s life, supporting your wife and children. You know why these things are special? Because nobody wants to settle down anymore, marriage is what losers do. Cool guys fuck everyone, do stupid shit all the time and avoid all consequences. Gotta flip burgers at McD’s till I die, totally worth it – at least I got me some ass while I was young.
Sorry for the rant. I’m aware that I might come off as some bitter virgin, but ah well. At least I said what I wanted to say.
No pussy can grip your dick as tightly as your own hand can. That’s why many guys who masturbate too much have difficulties orgasming when getting laid.
#08:17 & #08:28 really do like to butt raping boys… They really like it very much.
There are hundreds of things to do in couple, besides penetrating her vagina. If you’re onanism-addicted, you can let her masturbate you !
@08:28 What the hell are you talking about? Butt raping boys? Is that your life story?!
Getting laid is overrated. Bitches are loose as fuck and built for letting out the offspring, not really for pleasing a dick. Why you think muslim greek chinese japanese and mongol alike all used to prefer butt raping boys.
Ugh, again with the “I got laid and you didn’t” attitude.
He’s showing his insecurity-complex!
can’t agree more , just love seeing those experts
usually they claim stuff like “males and females have a different number of ribs” and so on, i’m waiting for such comment to happen here too :p
This place has turned into more of a ‘lol I hate China’ site than an asian culture / anime site.
I’ve hated China long before I discovered this site.
Introducing the new 2013 “Trannymobile”!
I’m a girl, doesn’t squashing your junk like that hurt or do you think he’s gone “all the way” down there?
I wonder how many men come to see cars, and how many come for the “show”….
and how many of those came for the “show” utterly disappointed…
Those are man’s hips.
you must at least be a doctor :p
his balls already exploded that is why she put a fake breast
I bet she has a real snake hidden between “her” legs.
nahh. he chopped it. HAHA
It’s a trap!
>babes
>LOL,traps everywhere
Nice Adam’s apple there, tranny…
Yeah, this is China quality:
“Isn’t that a dude…”
shit for sure…
Pic 8, there is no hidden package. If she isn’t a chick, she’s atleast post op.
The eye sees what the mind wants to see…
But seriously, these are tracheal cartilage rings, not visible in fat people. You can also see outlines of thyroid nodules on either sides, not visible in all but the thinnest people, unless with hyperthyroidism.
Fat Americans isn’t the norm for physique comparisons.
Had she had adam’s apple, it would have stuck up like Mount Everest, given her physique.
Nothing to see here. But feel free to imagine whatever you want to see.
Done showing off your google skills yet? Good.
Isn’t it better for him to research something first than to make idiotic posts with no bearing on reality? Even your post seems to disregard the possibility that he simply learned that in school.
I fucking knew it. Nice catch.
HAHA FUCKING MAN!
Also Fucking Homo.
Okay, a weird thought came to me when I saw picture 5. The snake didn’t seem to respond much at that picture… when the girl open her mouth. Would it respond more when the girl open her other part?
I smell a porno.
Does it include cockroaches laying eggs of embarrassment in upset vaginas and snakes riding anal passages?
Yes Anon. Yes it does.
In China naked woman sell well among the Chinese.
Fck guys you have too high standards
That THING isn’t even a woman, jackass. In this case it’s not a matter of standards.
sorry if we prefer our post ops to look perfect.
Random guy: Hey babe, do you come with the car, too?
Girl: /Throws snake at him
i thought that was a guy….
Yeah, it’s totally a guy. Breasts are far apart (probably from breast implants from under armpit insertion, 2nd picture right side). Hairline, hand size, hairline, adam’s apple, and way hips look.
@ picture 4
Does she not have any teeth?
She isnt even attractive id rather look at that car.
Agreed. Very ugly, that lady. Those cars should have gotten more coverage.
That’s because “she” is a “he”.
Check out pic# 5
You’ve been trapped!
And yet pic 8 clearly shows she lacks the parts to be a dude.
Virgins will be virgins.
Though I will agree that she’s not particularly attractive.
she doesnt look that good though….