China quality Pikachu, Naruto, and Avatar statues gracing a Wenzhou anime event have lately been attracting attention – though more for the potential trauma they will likely inflict on the event’s little visitors than their artistic quality…
The images soon spread from Sina Weibo and elsewhere to the wider Chinese Internet:
Paper mache? Cant wait for it to rain.
All the Naruto ones are looking kinda cool…
Is it ALIEN ????????
That’s their revenge for WWII I suppose…
Misty sure looks…manly!
Misty looks like complete prostitute shit!
charmander fused with pikachu
come on people dont over react its “made in china” what do you expect? every most product that has a label that says “made in china” are bound to be fake, easy to break, pathetic excuse of a replica, or in this case “trash”
Certainly took some artistic license with some of these statues, but if you call something art you can get away with alot.
LOL at last pic, that girl’s got her face right in Ash’s crotch.
never thought Pokemon Lime would be truped
even mexican piñatas haves more quality and those are made to be destroyed lol
this is traumatic…
WTF monsters xDDDDDD
‘….he touched me in my private parts.’
So it’s a horror park?
Is Brock white?
Nightmare Fuel.
It looks like time has not been well to you Pikachu.
Not just pokémon ; it’s a crossover.
Look at the hole in their chests : those things are Hollows !
Good enough for China.
Fail for everyone else.
make your own manga and anime,you foolish pirates!
Is that a rife port in their chests?
awesome artistic talent only capable of being displayed by a-ok top China People’s force artists in the good of all Chairman Mao love love.
Go Nanking on Horrible Imperial Japanese pigdog characters. Glory for all!
Cannot unsee.
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I tried to post something witty but pikachu just stared into my soul…
I actually like the pikachus. those other statues though….
One day kid from China sees pikachu in japan, “Dad! that doesn’t look like pikachu at all, why are they doing this?”
Why does Misty have a hole in her chest? Is she a hollow?(I think she’s a hollow)
THIS.IS.PIKASAURRRRRR
and Pikachu will be their new Freddie Krueger….
meanwhile in termina
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Isn’t this a bit too late for halloween?
Its Hao Luo Win!
My eyes exploded
And gentlemen, this is how true artists get paid.
People pay them not to display their works.
Wow. Those things are an abomination.
The horror…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6qFJ09KY-A
that pickachu looks alot like the real life pickachu an artist drew.
Fucking christ, kill it with fire!
China quality.
Creepy…
i bet this sculptures came up from a nationalistic intent from China to get their youth away from harmful manga.
Was it an event for scaring children and people into art?
its Hao Luo Win festival now in China. Where they give children emotional scars so bad, they’ll be hell bent to cause explosions when they grow up.
What a half ass effort. Even ten years old kid can do much better than this awful “art”
I don’t know if it’s fun to laugh at statues obviously made by little school kids. I’ve been to scouting huts and I’ve seen much worse decorations there, mostly of the ‘let’s try Disney’ variety.
That Pikachu look like he is high on drug.
HOLY CRAP. They…. they pay people to do that? Where do I sign? I shouldn’t be able to lower much the quality.
The Chinese clearly have a brilliant understanding of moe.
And I thought they hate any Japanese made but I think with that Quality its an EXEMPTION.
oh my god, this is remind me of SCP
All the statues look sooooooo off, that it makes it quite cool. I like that pikachu. It looks like it doesn’t give a damn about anything.
are you on lsd or something ?
You must loved guro soooo much….
Because all the Chinese people with any real talent either fled the country or were locked up.
That avatar one is surprising the “best”.
make a goblin statue > pain it blue > avatar!
The pixelated thumbnail of pikachu was far more terrifying than the actual picture.
Not only is it funny, but its’ also funny that people on a Japanese blog would get upset over it. 40-60 years ago horrible copyright infringement like this was rampant in Japan.
That was then, this is now, so…
Chinese pikachu wants your soul.
Gawd dammit! I’m so gonna have nightmares tonight…
I don’t know. The Naruto statues were kind of cool. Everything else is terrifying.
pikachu looked like he’s either been tortured or been smoking weed a constant 24/7 lol
My lifespam has shortened several days because of this…
Down with Japan! We must destroy Japan!…. hey guys, lets make a Pokemon and Naruto theme park! Yay! China smart!
I don’t get it… those idiots were rioting and destroying anything Japanese related, then they go and do this? Those Chinese are really fucked in the head.
Remember, the IQ of a mob is inversely proportional to the size of the mob.
What about the Chinese not involved in the mob that were rooting them on.
WTF!? Those event organizers should be shot! Pikachu looks like hes stoned smokin crack,weed,& hashish in the same joint
What a waste of money. At least make it look…oh I dunno….appealing. Or is this the best craft makers in China can do? It seems like the only place where decent material comes out of is Hong Kong.
It’s kinda something taken from Silent Hill, in fact they ‘re much better than any of the creatures designed from the last games…
this pikachu makes pyramid head looks cuddly.
Silent Hill: Chinese Theme Park Edition
Do not look away. Do not blink. Go backwards as fast as possible and DO NOT LOOK AWAY!
So says The Doctor
Suddenly Shin Sekai Yori seems like a reasonable future.
Can’t the Chinese do ANYTHING right!? even their counterfeit stuff gets counterfeited.
No, the Chinese did this right. They did it awfully right, if their goal is to destroy hopes and dreams.
They’re pretty much implanting the ‘Japanese are monsters. And so are their creations!’ into their younger generations’ mind.
Wouldn’t want to be alone around those in the night time. It looks like they could come to life at any moment and bite your head off.
Note to china halloween already ended your too late.
YECCH!
They obviously dont have the cash to make any sort of decent looking thing.
And at least they are not made of trash… wait they probably are.
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FAKACHU USES EXPLODE!!! IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
That last picture is epic. Ash is enjoying a BJ as Misty looks at him and disgust and Brock looks dejected.
You’re right! It’s so perfect how that turned out, it makes me wonder if that was their intent.
Oh, dear god. Kasumi/Misty looks like a human character drawn by Chris-chan in SONICHU.
Also, this version of Sakura from NARUTO (had to look up the name of the character as I’m not into it) has a face that looks oddly like Dichen Lachman from DOLLHOUSE and LAST RESORT.
No this looks even worse then Sonichu.
It looks like they were not even trying.
They looked like they’re from GTA:SA… with buffmeup cheat on..
Holy fuck this is visually terrifying.
Now where did I put my flame thrower.
They just need to make an electrode now…
China’s Pikachu is the best. It can use Explosion.
Pikachi high as fuck, damn…
At least they did a better job with pokemon than 4Kids did.
I’m pretty sure that was a yellow Godzilla, not a Pikachu.
Chinatsu was here
Stop, don’t compliment them.
I fucking knew it.
That fucking whore.
Hey! That’s insulting to Chinatsu-chan!
Why do chinese people make those kind of horrible things really threre’s no point even if you were trying to make fun of the real one.
It’s called the power of “Fuck it. Can’t be bothered.”
They don’t make fun of them. They just… do not have the skill to make them “look good”. They are chinese after all. They do not care how good the quality is.
They are horrible because there is no license to use those figures. If they got permission to use them the owners would have enforced minimum quality standards, or even supplied their own.
The event organisers probably drew straws to see who does what, and none of them had any *good* art/model construction experience between them.
Pickachu learned Self-Destruct and Explosion upon becoming China quality!
pika-bomb
Made by kids, for kids.
I’m a little surprised the statues haven’t exploded…
yet.
Why not come up with something new? almost as good as all americans eat burgers.
Yeah! There hasn’t been an china-explosion headline on sankaku in two weeks!
Not fresh, but still relevant.
The whole china-explosion joke is not fresh anymore.
this is called art…
…”china style”
obviously to troll their kids, sorta like when your dad dug out all those embarrassing videos of you and posted them on your facebook wall…
Only little kids and pussies use facebook pal, shame on you
BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE! This is beyond horrifying! This could permanently scar the hearts minds of little kids! now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some bleach to get those images out of my head and eyes!
*lights molotov cocktail*
OH. MY. GOD!
personally, I am shocked in how people would even pay the artist to put these out in the streets, BURN IT ALL
Well indeed these sculpture looks alot like fire sacrifices where ppl in chinese culture burn paper money to their ancestors. Imho looks like something from a school project
That fakeachu looks so hideously bad that i want to tame it and use it to scare people with…
*freakachu
They just painted over some statues they had. I kinda want to punch that pikachu in the white spot.
oh Jesus what the flying fuck.
Oh, God.
F YOURSELF!