Noda “Most Anti-Chinese PM Ever”


A survey of 34,000 Chinese has revealed half of them think the Japanese prime minister is the most anti-Chinese in history, in no small part thanks to his devilish attempts to enslave the Senkaku islands and their innocent caprine population under the yoke of Japanese oppression.

34,000 Chinese were surveyed online as to their opinions of the Japanese devils, and as to which Japanese leaders they regarded as the most “anti-Chinese.”

Fully 47.3% ranked current PM Noda as the most anti-Chinese ever, despite him studiously avoiding historical controversy and having never been near Yasukuni, his decision to have the state buy the Senkaku islands from their Japanese owner rather than let Tokyo governor Ishihara have his way with them having been universally depicted in the Chinese media as an act of territorial aggression.

Amongst international commentators, Noda and the rest of the DPJ are noted for being some of the most pro-Chinese Japanese politicians ever to hold office, and amongst Japanese they are more often reviled for kowtowing to China than for displaying any antipathy towards them.

33.3% ranked former PM Koizumi as the most anti-Chinese – a perception largely the result of him going along with LDP party tradition by paying his respects to the war dead (and war criminals) enshrined at Yasukuni, even as he presided over massive increases in trade and investment with China.

4.6% viewed incoming LDP leader Abe – who has been screaming defiance at China over the island issue after having apparently recovered from the chronic diarrhoea which forced him to resign during his last turn at being PM – as worthy of the honour, a percentage sure to increase should he somehow manage to get re-elected.

On a more favourable note, 30.8% viewed PM Tanaka – the man who opened relations with the PRC 40 years ago in an anniversary which was supposed to have been the subject of much recent celebration, and who is largely remembered in Japan for being almost as corrupt as China’s latter-day princes – as being the most pro-Chinese PM Japan has been afflicted with.

He is trailed by Hatoyama – an enthusiastic fan of Asian harmony tellingly known as “loopy” by both Obama and the international and Japanese media – with 7.9%.

Although some recent surveys of the Chinese have endeavoured to demonstrate hatred of Japan is not universal there, this was not one of them – asked to rate their affinity for Japan on a scale of 1 to 10, over half of those surveyed responded with “0,” and the overall average score was only 1.45 out of 10.

The usual disclaimers about online surveys do however apply – the online populations of both China and Japan are noted for extremes of vocal xenophobia, although with the orgy of “anti-Japanese” violence and looting which recently wracked China it would seem they are not as out of kilter as many would like to believe.

Amongst Japanese there are doubts as to whether the Chinese will ever be satisfied with anything less than Japan as a province of China, if even their most hatedly pro-Chinese politicians are regarded as being monstrously anti-Chinese there:

“Even after he went to such lengths to appease China-sama, they still hate him…”

“Odd that Koizumi is also generally regarded as the best Japanese politician in recent years.”

“This leftist sycophant is even hated by the Chinese!”

“So much for the pride of Chiba.”

“What do you expect from the Chinese.”

“Just blame it on Ishihara!”

“I’m sure dear Abe will fix relations with China!”

“I think Noda is preferable to a wretch who employed a pro-Chinese and pro-Korean moonie cult lawyer like Abe.”

“Nationalising those islands as a way of blocking Ishihara has got to be about the most hamfisted way of handling this anyone could have devised… Japanese diplomacy is a joke.”

“Don’t worry China. Abe loves Agnes Chan and Korean culture too! He’ll apologise and increase ODA, push through the currency swap with Korea and all will be right again! The LDP is the greatest!”

“More Chinese comic theatre? They just want to portray Noda as being anti-Chinese so they can make up with the next administration.”

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    Comment by 436345tgf36f4e
    02:38 01/10/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I kinda want to take a few steps on Ishihara that wrong?

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    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    02:45 01/10/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Totally normal feelings

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    Comment by Erranty
    04:56 01/10/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    If anything doing that is in support of the Japanese people.

    Comment by 436345tgf36f4e
    04:58 01/10/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    In that case quite a few of us are patriots.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:19 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What do you mean in support of the Japanese people?

    The Japanese love Ishihara. Why else is he in the position he's in? They love his blatant racist views, homophobic tendencies and hypocritical actions. The only ones that hate him are Otaku's or anyone who's not an asshole.

    Well Japan is either doing one of 2 things. Kow tow to China or kow tow to America. So yeah, even if they actually stand up to China. They'll just become America's bitch. Well more of America's bitch. Whereas if they stood up to America/Western assimilation then former wouldn't apply to China as much.

    Therefore the only way Japan can be seen standing for themselves is if they flip the middle figner to the West. Which is never going to happen.

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    Comment by shiroki
    17:20 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Would very much wants Ishihara done with by the time this drama ends, but at the same time wouldn't want China to win... Great dilemma, this is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:58 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe it's better when we support Ishihara for now...
    He's the lesser evil compared to being unofficially annexed by China. If that happens we might only see Chinese Propaganda Animes in the future. And that corrupt China is gonna outlive Ishihara.

    Damn Japan should grow some spine already instead of letting China step on them like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:52 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flip the finger to the west? as in to China? Or to the "west"? Or am I taking this too literally?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @00:19 That's a complete bullshit generalization.

    Ignorance is bliss, eh...

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    Comment by George
    20:43 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)


    Stop poasting.

    The old fart hates otakus, thinks you're subhuman criminals, and should go die...

    Meanwhile, in China, it's considered a respectable niche hobby, people are non-judgmental on others' hobbies, and there's no stigma connected with otakuism.

    Some people are masochist like that - Nazi-Jews, Black KKK, Gay Republicans.

    Personally, I'll support China over the old fart any day, because unlike some people, I don't hate myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 01/10/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I suspect that the prime ministers before 1948 were just slightly more anti-Chinese than Noda.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This is where you would be wrong. Prior to 1948 they were very pro-China! So pro-China that they absolutely wanted to own it, and would stop at nothing to do so!

    Clearly they loved China to a smotheringly violent extent...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:59 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So you're saying we should elect a very pro China PM?

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    Comment by Erranty
    18:31 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds more like Japan should own China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:23 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan can hardly even take care of it's low birth nation. Never mind any other country with a slightly higher population density.

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    Comment by oooguruk
    15:17 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just the Chinese just have one more reason to hate Japan even if the island thing doesn't make much sense? If Chinese citizens are bashing Japan and hurting their citizen, why should the Japanese or world care much the Chinese think?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan's in a bad shape considering some crazy right winger mamages to buy the islands...
    government changed 6 times in a 7 year period, or so I've heard

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You really don't know what you're talking about...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Just blame it on Ishihara!”

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually you could pretty much do that since he wasn't doing any good by goading China and raising racist views of the Japanese.

    That said, wouldn't America be the cause of all this bickering of the islands? Since the islands should have been returned to China to begin with after Japan's defeat. Then again China and Taiwan pretty much ignored those islands until resources were known. Meh...

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    Comment by George
    02:15 02/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taiwan had been ignoring them. China has been shaking their fists the whole time, and been ignored by America because we recognize Taiwan as the legal government of China back then. Sucks for them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 03/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one thought of female pmsing on an ishihara pic? Just lay it on the ground and piss on it!

    Shovel on a pile of shit and have some chicks go at it on their period and it's a go!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 03/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey I wrote a new novel!

    The Chronicles of I-Shit-Hara

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:52 03/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Duck Face included

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chinese tradition does view China as having domain over the entire world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:09 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah! I wish the Chinese trampled Ishithara.

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    Comment by Vincent Giannell
    04:53 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even though I hate this Anti-Japanese campaign, I'm glad to see the Chinese hate Ishihara as much as we do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm liking this mainly because Ishihara's face is among one of the Prime Ministers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    My guess is China quality research. Or they're lumping him in because he dared to speak up. Or maybe they just needed another face for the banner.

    Either way, I'm waiting for the banner to spontaneously combust or explode somehow.

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    Comment by EleutheroZeroONE
    04:33 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Abe is supposed to be a 'nationalist tough on thye Chinese', but loves Agnes Chan?


    Comment by Anonymous
    06:37 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    FYI, Agnes Chan was born in Hong Kong and her nationality is United Kingdom.
    Nothing to do with Chinese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow so noda is the most anti chinese because 0.0011936022562808% of chinese say so?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:46 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a good point. I mean the sample size of 34,000 is kind of small to represent 1.4 billion...

    Polling in China must be a terrible job.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also relevant is in which part of China this survey was taken. I HIGHLY doubt results like this in Shanghai or Beijing, while for the chinese version of backwater "hick" provinces where villagers have never seen a japanese in their lives, these results are certainly plausible.

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    Comment by George
    04:29 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's called sampling. Or do you think all surveys reach 100% of the population?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You failed statistics at school, didn't you?

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    Comment by Conduit
    05:13 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    A properly conducted scientific poll can determine the general attitude of a given population with as few as 1,000 participants.
    However online polls are far from scientific, and are not truly random, so their results are largely skewed.

    Though considering the brain washing efforts of the state media, its not really too much of a leap to believe that the results of the poll are fairly accurate in this case.

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    Comment by tingle
    05:10 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh yeah the ones who literally colonized the mainland aren't as bad as the guy arresting trespassers on Senkaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:16 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guys in the background are all wearing uniforms. I'm willing to bet that they're making passers-by step on the photos. Typically Chinese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know about u guys but japanese governors now have more spine than our own president obama. Dat sissy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The Japanese central government formally annexed the islands on 14 January 1895." Wikipedia

    "After it was discovered in 1968 that oil reserves might be found under the sea near the islands,[4] Japan's sovereignty over them has been disputed by the People's Republic of China (PRC) and the Republic of China (ROC, commonly known as Taiwan) following the transfer of administration from the United States to Japan in 1971." Wikipedia

    So if this shit is true. The Chinese government is pimping the people of china to make asses of themselves so they can get to the oil. No one going to call out the government because they know nothing of the protest just keeping the peace. The people did all this on there own. Their being "pro-Chinese"and "true patriots". So what if oil just happen to be there. It was ours all the time anyways. Ha Ha,stupid foreign barbarians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:04 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a better page to consider, rather than the abbreviated summary.

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    Comment by Assassinister
    08:27 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, I bet those banner were paid by Chinese government because no Chinese would make/buy those just to stomp, thrown by mud/tomato and burn. :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is like everything else about China. Nobody really gives a damn about what they think. The bulk of the Chinese people are just puppets under the control of a self-sustaining, monolithic government that only impresses itself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    China or Japan, they've got so much in common.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're like polar opposites.
    China is the spoiled Child who greedily just wants everything without considering anyone elses opinion.
    Japan is the one being bullied without the courage to do anything but submit to China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:32 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Replace China with America and it would still work...

    Apart from the bulling bit. But other than that, it fits like a shoe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uh, not really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:47 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    All good shits come from Japan. All explosive shits come from China. As a user, I see Japan is way over China. Can't see they are in common though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You do realize that probably a good 70% of the stuff you own in your house is made from China? The design is one thing, but the manufacturing most likely from China.

    Even your Japan stuff. I'm just saying, make criticisms in the right places.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 01/10/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    If anything China and America has much in common rather.

    Both the general populace submit to their government's bullshit. They both jump on the media bandwagon very easily and they both somehow think they sit atop the world above everyone else (specifically Americans who can't stop insulting or complaining about every non-caucasian culture every minute).

    Other than the obvious human rights issue, both countries holds one of the most oblivious and nationalitic people on Earth. The irony is, in China, going against the government is a death senetence quite literally. So yeah bow down or die. Yet in America being the "Land of the FREE", the general populace submits willingly and accepts their "justified" excuses to pull shit against other and themselves.

    The only thing Japan and China have in common are that they're Asian and generally have an elitist attitude to each other and their own...

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