Miss China’s Nipples “Must Be 20cm Apart”

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The latest controversy to attach to the surreal world of “Miss World” contests is the revelation that contestants are being judged by the distance between their nipples, with 20cm held to be the bare minimum.

The “Miss Locality” beauty pageant, held at a Hubei province university, attracted instant celebrity not for the glamour of its line-up, but instead for its unusual stipulation of the minimal allowable distance between the nipples of contenders.

Sina Weibo users have been mystified by the new criteria, wondering “who thought this up?” and “why 20cm apart, of all things?”

Even celebrities have dared to criticise the contest, with one such lady asking “Since when is the distance between a woman’s breasts a standard of female beauty? Do they perhaps think women are dolls? It’s despicable to judge women like that.”

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The strange judging criteria which seem to be applied universally in “Miss” contests no longer seem to surprise many online:

“What is the point of this?”

“We need pictures!”

“I don’t get the point of this, though not do I get why people are so upset.”

“This is just so the judges get to look at and feel up the girls I expect.”

“Right, the judges will be the ones measuring after all…”

“Is this with a bra on? Could they just pull their nipples to either side?”

“Surely an excuse for the judges to measure something interesting.”

“Actually it seems like a good idea.”

“Aren’t really widely spaced boobs actually unsightly though?”

“China is going to develop its own culture of perversion it seems. Japan should be on their guard.”

“Next up they will publicise the fact you have to sleep with the judges to win.”

“I measured mine and they are 22cm apart!”

“21cm… only barely made it.”

“How many people has this story made measure the distance between their nipples?”

“I could understand limits to the size of areola, but not this.”

“They are only interested in European style figures in this contest, this is just a way of filtering out the flat little kiddies.”

“Why 20cm of all things…”

“Just harassment from the judges who wanted to take a look.”

“Or maybe this is a sly marketing trick to get their competition noticed?”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:18 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Does it say whether it is 20cm horizontal, vertical, or "anything goes"?

    For that matter, does it say anything about maximum vertical displacement? I would argue that more than 5cm vertical difference makes for quite a weird look.

    Also, what about third and further nipples? Do they have to be at least 20cm in any direction from any other nipple, or would it allow nipple clusters, like two on one breast, or two on the navel, provided that at least "some" other nipple is at least 20cm apart?

    And what about that 8 year old kid with an extra nipple on her foot, does that count for the 20cm rule?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ^This

    My day has been made.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:10 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, right?
    Mine too

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 16/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are trying to fall in a more ocidental beauty model as asian girls tend to have their nipples pointing more inward while ocidental ones usually há them a little outward, depending on the size forming a 90º angle with the center of the back. If you ever read material about anatomy on drawing girls, quite a few mention this proportion...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:44 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dafuq am I reading!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:41 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I do not know what the problem is. I will only allow women who's nipples are 20cm the privilege of being intimate with me. I also require that their clitoris be 1.27cm in length and their labia extend no more than 0.6096cm. They must also have legs and arms of equal proportions and strong birthing hips.

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    Comment by Assassinister
    08:49 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This is the Chinese version of vital statistic and next they will measure the women's clit.

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    Comment by Satonaka
    03:11 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'll agree on the hips part, for me they do make an otherwise petit woman look real sexy :)

    also legs.. I want leg's "that go all the up to Canada" XD

    mmm

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 26/04/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thigh-gap can be awesome too. <3

    Comment by Taylor
    06:39 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Yay new thing to make girls insecure about! Nipple distance! You should be happy about this news guys, this means more low self esteem whores for us alll! Though we're already at a surplus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you sure all of them would be that eager to run for this? Besides, there are probably more stupid rules, such as those concerning availability for advertising and publicity. Heck, two more rules are on the very pic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:56 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    It's a beauty contest. Of coarse they will judge things based on their idea of beauty. Don't like being judged? Don't go into a damn beauty contest then. I see no difference between judging the distance between eyes, nose and mouth, etc. It's all judging woman based on a idealized beauty. Like it or not, that's up to you, how they will judge is up to them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Beauty is subjective to everyone's taste. You can't say someone is beautiful without having someone else tell you it isn't. And because 51% people think a specific shape of boobs is a criteria to be beautifull doesn't mean it should be written in the rules book.
    This has gone too far in my opinion.

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    Comment by Erranty
    02:35 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    “Since when is the distance between a woman’s breasts a standard of female beauty? Do they perhaps think women are dolls? It’s despicable to judge women like that.”

    Lady, this is a contest to rank women's beauty... It actually has Judges... And most of those girls just repeat the same things when questions are asked of them, like dolls on an assembly line...

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    Comment by PirateKing
    01:55 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    After the last disfigured dogs the chinese sent to the contest I do understand they want to somehow regulate things to keep that from happening again and making a fool of themselves but where do the 20cm come frome?

    Was that just an arbitrary figure or do they know something the rest of us doesn't?

    Or is it all just a scheme to get a closer look?

    :-)

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:26 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    An interesting direction China is headed in.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:35 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like a scheme for the judges to make "accurate and precise" measurements themselves >.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The Miss World contest this year was one of the strangest events ever on TV.

    China the host country, wins the contest (a practice normally thought to be rude, because hosts invite guests and not reward themselves).
    Counties that China wants to strengthen alliances became finalists too.
    Countries that China currently has a negative perception on got eliminated fast.

    The requirements above must be for making their own models winners by default as that 20 cm breast distance must already belong to their model for next year.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So Japan will get booted first? What channel, I'm watching!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well we shouldn't be rooting for Japan's models anyway. Remember that psycho from before, the one that looked like a walking ornament? Say no to 3D.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't watch beauty contests, so I wouldn't know what psychos they picked.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:40 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll stick with Gravure Idols...

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    Comment by Setsuna Toshirou
    23:32 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    From what is that picture? I want to find hentai with those characters :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So you wish to be an Idolmasterbator.

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    Comment by Deus_mechanicus
    03:45 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Here you go.

    http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/index.php?title=Futami_Twins

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    Comment by Fonzer
    00:24 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    idolmaster think their name is futami ami and futami mami

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    Comment by
    05:43 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    In tomorrow's news:

    A new surgical procedure corrects disfigured women whose nipples are not the regulation 200 mm apart.

    Next week:

    A new surgical procedure corrects disfigured women whose nipples are not the regulation 210 mm apart.

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    Comment by CC
    07:32 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Two nipple piercings and a piece of a string and you can adjust them as you see fit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Seriously? 20cm is about 8inches which is about the size of my dick, wait a minute, is this how they measure the womens chest?

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    Comment by CC
    07:31 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Look at the title, don't think the avarage Chinese male has a penis of 8 inches, although beauty contest judges are perhaps above average?

    Comment by Black Mage
    08:30 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They use two dicks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:30 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You don't measure penis size starting that the asshole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    so is it 20cm between the first and second nipple or the third?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, 20cm is the magic component that makes something not explode? Who would have thought!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    “China is going to develop its own culture of perversion it seems. Japan should be on their guard.”

    LOLZ

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    Comment by wolfnanaki
    08:41 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's amazing how a country that won't even let you look at nipples judges you by how far apart they are...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:09 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meanwhile they still can't control their inflation caused by US printing almost a trillion dollars in money back from 2009.

    LAWL chinks got their priorities all wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    mine are 16cm apart :<

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:17 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like we'll have to cancel the Miss Little Person contest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:36 15/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    May as well have said she has to suck a mean cock for as utterly pointless as this qualification is.

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    Comment by Riiku
    01:33 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This rules are made to allow the most ugliest whores into the contest. Well, if previous displays of "beauty" is anything to go by. I constantly see woman over 9000 times more beautiful on the street.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:02 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Since when is the distance between a woman’s breasts a standard of female beauty"

    well boobs that are world apart from each other look rather bad

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:58 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll be the judge of that.

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    Comment by Dia
    22:42 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you sure they don't mean the maximum distance?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:18 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    pics or it didn't happen

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So much for all that bullshit about beauty pageants being about more than looks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chinese and the Way of The Bureaucracy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:36 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    As long as they're DFC, they're fine in my book

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    Comment by vanchrian
    02:06 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This likely has something to do with the judging criteria for the overall figure.

    All these "Miss Whatever" pageants tend prefer girls who are more shapely and taller than the Chinese average. A girl with sufficiently broad shoulders, hips, and height is more uncommon among Asian women.

    These features would no doubt affect the spacing between a woman's nipples, and that spacing could similarly be used to weed out slender stick-figures and save time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:27 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's largely this. That entire world of celebrity is just... weird.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They must have used a barbie doll to check the proportions of an ideal woman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Barbie dolls don't have nipples, I've checked!





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