Comment on USA Football Victory Over Japan “Revenge for Pearl Harbor” by Anonymous:

Dear Japan,

On behalf of most of my countrymen, and all who post here on SanCom, I’d like to apologize for the behavior of those Americans who posted such hateful remarks. They are heavily inbred, overly jingoistic bigots who are still upset that they’re no longer allowed to keep black people as farm animals — an issue which was settled over 150 years ago.

If it’s any consolation for your defeat at the hands (or feet) of the US Women’s Soccer Team, those bigots cheered so loudly when the US lost its bid for the 2016 Olympics that we did not even attempt to make a bid for the 2020 Olympics. I sincerely hope that you get the 2020 Games, if for no other reason than to piss off those hateful bastards.

Yours truly,
A non-xenophobic American


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