Schoolgirl admirers have been less than delighted at the young lady recently proclaimed the “cutest high schooler in all Kanto” in a large-scale Shibuya beauty pageant.
Shibuya played host to what is probably its largest “gyaru” event, the annual “Love Sunshine” (“RabuSan”), and the event was accompanied by a “miss” contest intent on identifying the cutest first year high school girl in the entire Kanto region.
The event saw 1200 entries, but the top prize went to 16-year-old gyaru fashionista Moe Iwase (and yes, her name is “萌”), who tearfully grabbed her ¥250,000 prize money on stage, with judges saying “that she was brimming with self-confidence clinched it.”
The runners up:
As with seemingly all beauty pageants, the results have been widely derided, particularly given how far the victor is into “gyaru” territory – JK connoisseurs complain “she looks like she is in her twenties,” “she looks more like a cheap hostess” and “she wouldn’t even sell in an AV.”
she looks white as fuck for a jap
Yeah its a beauty contest except that the results are backwards to keep ratings up. And in first place, we have the ugliest assbeast of the bunch with the most unholy of facial discretions…
“When I grow up, I wanna be an AV star!”
Yeah….. I dont see it
Onizuka is cuter!!!
Only Onizuka is cool in blond, everything elese asian and blond is lame.
Is it wrong that I want to inject her with drugs and force her to prostitute herself. And is in even more wrong that she likely already does both?
thailand’s transvestites’re much more prettier that this one
I wonder how she look without all that makeup. Maybe she is “hideous” as you can find some crazy transformations of asian girls that use lots of make up.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN….my new cum dumpsters.
ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the new species of aya hirano.
Heeeh? Cute?
Some people have a strange sense of beauty…
They all look like whores with their heavy make-up, ultra dyed hairs and tasteless clothes.
They look like US hookers…
She looks like a Jap Beyonce.
I think #2 and #6 are the cutest. They look like they would sell AVs.
The judges must be trolls.
10kg of makeup crits for over 9000 ….
She looks like a Japanese Paris Hilton! Nail! Kill it like the rest!
Now we all know who slept with the judges. 😉
I was thinking the same thing.
i think his point is that you’re white…
i think his point is
that you’re white.
Bitch learn to post proper before mouthing off
i think his point is that you’re white.
Loose socks, wheeeeeeeee~
Many Japanese girls are pretty but no Asian can look good with blonde hair. It just looks tacky and fake.
This contest’s standard of beauty is very shallow. I wish they found some natural pretty girls.
Well, I find most gyaru to look creepy looking, but that Sena cosplayer looked absolutely stunning with blonde hair (It’s a cosplay from a few months ago).
Sankaku comments on this article in a nutshell:
http://memegenerator.net/instance/9112759
high schoolers wear heels like that in japan? interesting.
Somewhere…in the background…the yakuza are involved in this.
thank god i live in taiwan where girls don’t go “Garu”
They do. They call themselves “ri4xi4” or “109 la4mei4”. Are you fucking serious you live in Taiwan?
Kill it, kill it with fire.
in 004, the girl with the pale blonde hair, second from the right? lord, I want to *be* her
I seriously thought #11 was their teacher or a chaperone o.O
Looks like a trap to me.
Cutest…? Really? most of the girls at my college are cuter than them. Even the girls that are packing on over 200+ pounds are better looking than these girls.
Not me, man.
I’d take these girl over the behemoths here in the US.
I think you misread that. I never said anything about taking either of them. i only said the big girls at my college were cuter than these girls.
problaby the makeup is too much another note i recently watched MASH the movie it was hilarous especially Robert Duvall’s performance
I nver thought id see the day wher there was an underage beauty contest and sankaku didnt want to bang any of the contestants. those are some ugly overly made up 30 year olds
Wtf??? All the girls look creppy, none of them look normal, from a western point of view.
I’ve seen way prettier girls at my neighbourhood. (none of them are japanese…)
You know, gyaru is not about looking ‘normal’.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed (unless she wanted to do it on the floor….), but there’s no way she’s the cutest highschool girl in all of Japan.
#6 and 12 ain’t so bad. But the rest are UGLY.
I’ve seen way prettier gyaru all over the net. This doesn’t even count as “passable”.
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate! To my Barbarian eyes, they are the smexiest. Other ones can lick pavement for all I care.
… Best Makeup Contest?
looks like someone trying too hard to be cute… which is never cute in my book.
She’s cute but being a western and loving the long streight black hair, pale skin, thin frame Japanese, as that is a rare find up here. I can’t help but feel slighted as I want that pure looking Japanese.
interesting… she is very… orange?
This is one of the main goals at the gyaru fashion.
I like the one in the short light dress, she looks more natural than the rest.
looks like a hooker.
She must have blown all the judges. There are other girls that look better, but they all seem to look like whores.
Japanese Hooker Barbie, comes with chlamydia & fake rape sounds
They look nasty!! YUCK
if thats legit cutest they are fucked in a way i never thought anyone could be fucked over by.
1,000$ 1 hr during school hours at any high school i could find 12 cuter girls with no trouble
All these stupids contests only makes little girls more concerned about being “cute” instead of being concerned about stuff like culture, studies and their future…
…ah, so there is a positive.
Actually, not bad for a pageant at all. Not too much of that contrived, stuffy, boring priggery that plagues most of the contestants of similar events. Fair play to everyone involved.
eww.. too many 3D pigs.. and most are awful..
“Eww”? Seriously? You can’t even express disgust like a real man, you pathetic virgin. Stick to 2D, and the world will be a better place. We will take care of the “3D pigs”.
Was he supposed to say “AWWWW HELL NO DAWG. DESE BITCHES BE LOOKIN LIKE DOG AZZ!”?
How does a real man express disgust?
I wonder if Kotobuki Ran rushed in and tried to take her prize check.
If she’s the cutest girl then i don’t want to watch the ugliest one.
She’s ugly.
this supposed to look good? omfg
Is looking Japanese looked down upon now?
if the post said she was 27, i’d believe it. i’d even believe shes a young looking 32 and maybe even a hot 35…
Please, take a seat.
“The award to the most Western-looking Japanese schoolgirl goes to…”
My eyes!!
Nasty skankz that dyed their hair to look like a ginger lulz
There are good looking gingers out there too… She’s just not.
Oh right. A gyaru event held in Shibuya attracting gyaru contestents which resulted in a gyaru winner. Yeah, no one saw that coming zzz… Seriously the people complaining about this is so stupid. It is like buying Playboy and complaining about all the naked chicks inside. A gyaru contest will beget a gyaru winner. How fucking offended can you get? If you want some black haired winner, I’ll suggest looking at some other beauty pageants like:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Bish%C5%8Djo_Contest
you’re expecting too much from these peple
Japanese girl can be cute if they just stick to their natural style. They don’t need to follow the Korean / Western style like those blond-painted hair girl.
Those girls are looks like the whore bitches
Put them on a boat we got hoes!
Koreans are the ones following the gyaru style duh.
That’s all Koreans do, follow and steal from others’ ideas >:O
Follow Korean/Western? This is the gyaru style which is a large part of the Japanese style. Following the Western style? Debatable I’ll give you that… but Korean??!! WTF!!! Koreans picked up the gyaru style from the Japanese yo. Look at the early Kpop like Boa and other stars before they tried to enter the Japanese market. When they tried to break into the Jpop scene, that was when they started dyeing their hair and dressing in the gyaru style.
Isn’t it the Japanese who started the trends with dying their hair blonde among asians? Koreans just followed… same with their kpop music following Japan’s Jpop.
If I’m wrong, meh.
lol… trust me… they might not be the best looking.. but they will sell well in AV 😀
So, was judge blind? :}
no just bribed with sex
Check out the hair on the guy on the right.
The winner’s name is Moe..
I don’t want to live on this world anymore.
I PREFER THE GIRL WITH THE NUMBER 6 YEAHH
She looks Korean.
1,8, and 6 are all prettier than the winner. They actually look like school girls. The winner does look like a 20 year old.
She’s pretty much the ugliest of the bunch and she won! What a joke…
so true
That’s what happens when little sluts wrap their legs around each of the judges til them cum inside.
That’s because she was willing to wear the sluttiest outfit.
The judges are from the IOC. They just got back from the boxing tournament.
#12 in the last pic looks the cutest to me idk if she’s in the competition, out of the blue shirts i’ll go with #4 or #6
…Uh… is the title a joke? Am I missing some sarcasm here?
Or is this contest a match for inner beauty or something? I see prettier highschool girls than these, without makeup too. And I am not even part of the 2d only club.
In that photo with the school outfits they look like a bunch of cosplayers.
They will be working in the AV business in no time.
They already look like whores anyway. Im wouldn’t be surprised if they aren’t already school girl prostitutes.
Black hair is cuter
I see cuter girls every day on my way to the grocery store here in Sweden.
Swedish chicks are bombshells. I envy you.
Same in Texas
Wonder why teachers haven’t rape them yet. Oh, THAT’S CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE SKANKY WHORES!
Children want to look grown up.
Old hags want to look young and cute.
Give them makeup and hair dye… this is what you get. -_-‘
It’s a self-defense mechanism. Going on the principles of evolution, all cute schoolgirls will eventually be replaced by skanky whores that teachers won’t touch.
Actually thought the same thing. I wonder if she has fucked a teacher for a good grade yet?
She was too busy doing the pageant judges.
Yeah, they aren’t cute at all. They aren’t even sexy, they just look vulgar.
Shts rigged. Where’s GTO when you need him
The 6 is look nice but the other… no. I expected more from the “cutest”.
she looks literally retarded
theyre 16?!?! no wonder teachers go to prison~
How can teachers go to prison after suicide? Because that’s what they’d do after seeing those girls.
Why are they all blonde?
And number 11 should have won. Bigger boobs.
Seriously. They can’t be cute with their natural hair? They should just have a contest to find the cutest westerner JK in Japan instead. Then at least they could look cute and natural.
I find this ridiculous.
Duh. It’s just like cosplay, only those here don’t need wigs. Which is a good thing.
Relax, people.
It is a gyaru contest… they are all going to look like gyaru. There are plenty of other non gyaru contest around.
because ‘gyaru’
They’re all ugly
Who did she blow to win?
Don’t know what she looks like without the wig, but I’d take #6 home any day. Adjust your glasses, you guys.
I don’t really think they’re ugly, but…………………………..by the time they’re in their mid-20’s they’ll look like their mid-40’s.
If that’s all Japan has to offer its not wonder why their birth rates are so low.
Meh, I still would.
Talk about going straight from highschool to discount AV.
WTF is that on her face?!
o wait, it’s her “eyes” covered by too much eyelashes.
The body looks ok, but those faces…I don’t think it’ll be a nice thing waking up and seeing that.
lenfried forever 😛
Ushijima 4life
And that is why,gentlemen,why you will all die alone.
What if we all die together?
I’d rather die alone than with an unfaithful whore, that spends the money earned from my sweat & blood. And kids are cancer, fuck those things too.
Wait, you’re telling me there’s people that sit around and WANT to be a virgin grandpa? How does that even happen? Aren’t the two mutually exclusive? I’M SO CONFUSED, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
that’s what a virgin grandpa wannabe is saying ?
I guess we can always join the talibans.
These girls look good, would look better with a bit less effort.
At least I have you guys and my waifus :’)
Sounds like a winning situation.
2D has raised their standards above reality. Well just means more girls for the rest of us.
Quit lying, you’ll never get a woman. You weeaboo filth.
Just wait till they make 2D look slutty like this as well.
I have a Japanese girlfriend. I think all these girls are ugly, too! =)
Your argument has failed!
Her name is Taro-kun and you pump “her” from behind.
They are fine by realistic standards,the blonde with semi curled hair is specially cute.I´d bang them all,but I´m just a regular guy.No creepy otaku who whorships and jacks off to animu gurlz here.
Are you a chief executive/head of engineering of an internationally recognized company? If not, those “exceptionally beautiful” Japanese girls would avoid you like plague, so stop wasting our time, and just enjoy your cake.
Yeah, that’s was my first thought too. 2D forever!
🙂
They all look like sluts with too much makeup on
I guess slut=cute in those rigged pageants >.>
AND FOREVER ALONE!!!!
02:40 lol cause every woman acts like & dresses like a whore, right?
you jealous?
nah he call every woman who reject him a whore
i pity u guys
No, keep your stinking wizardry to yourself.
Nah, the girl with the grey-ish hair on pic 4 (the 2nd one from the left) is actually quite cute. The winner is kinda ugly though.
…have you seen her thigs?
Thighs? the “discolorations” is shadow from an arm.
I mean the 2nd one from the right. lol
Agree that one seems to have the cutest face.
I agree 2nd from right
both the 2nd from the left and right are quite good looking, at least better than the winner…
@OtakuM you will die alone…
make the choice to endure the smoke).
make the choice to endure the smoke.
(in which case, I sometimes
than the non-smoking section
although depending on the kind of place, the smoking section might be a lot bigger and nicer
A ban on public smoking was passed in parts of Tokyo recently though, which is quite nice.
Smoking in Japan is “banned”, or at least restricted, in the sense that smokers are always put into their own sections
Not so much ugly. But they are asian and her features and the way she is made up just makes me think ching chang nip nang nong
You dislike them in anyway, you’re either blind, mad, or just gay.
Or you are just trolling to be trolling. Like masturbating. When you do it too much, it loses all effectiveness.
Unless you get paid.
1 is really cute, the rest is disgusting.
… A natural Japanese woman is way cuter. These fakes are ugly, with their cake of make up on their face and fake hair color.
6,4,3 are kinda cute….nah fuck kinda, they are cute. I’d date them.
looks like a bunch of asian girls that wish they were white or something….sad
People here have no clue about the gyaru look. Girls love the Popteen, Vivi look (magazines).
Actually even Jap girls I talked to said ganguro is about trying to look white.