A Chinese cat going by the name of Melonpi (“西瓜皮”), or Pipi for short, is gaining much fame as China’s cutest feline, and may well be one of the cutest cats ever.
Born in 2009 in an unknown location, the creature found its owner (or human slave in cat terms) on March 27th, 2011, now taken for its birthdate.
Fortunately as a minor Internet celebrity pictures of the dear feline abound:
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What? Sankaku using "Cat" in a headline instead of "Pussy"? That's new.
"Melonpi Total China Quality Pussy". That better for you?
"CUTE PUSSY NAMED PIPI"
That's like saying "The cutest cock is named dick."
Thats what I thought too, and the pixelated picture is missing.
A cat is fine too.
At least this one wasn't eaten.
I'm surprised this one survived this long.
That cat's eyes are dilated in almost every image, I'm pretty sure it's on crack or something.
"Behold China's cutest pussy"
fixed.
those eyes look like they're going to exploded!!!
I was laughing so hard to this hahaha!
Well the author is Leon so... yeah...
This title is so wrong when it's Artifact, but seems OK for Leon and me.
i thought he took off to look for Claire?
Ha! :D
One cat that Shoko Nakagawa didn't give a rim job to.
that's not too cute for me :P
Surely it's technically kitten
This guy is a disgrace to Sankaku's traditional censorship. Leon, YOU FAILED US!
The pussy misleading headline is kinda overused. Maybe in next cat article.
as usual, pictures of pussy that i cant fap to...
What do you mean you can't fap to this? This is a perfect pussy!
cute pussy =/= sexy pussy
Now... if Artefact has his way, the title would be "Melonpi Total China Quality Pussy".
Unlike most pictures of cute Chinese things, THIS DOESN'T LOOK SHOPPED.
Now we must save Melonpi before it gets crushed for amusement or eaten...
Don't let Shoko-tan see it.
no worries, there's probably some guy's cock in her mouth atm... maybe two or three.
Or before his kibble explodes...
Seriously though, many praises upon his owners for sharing these pics. Those eyes! So adorable.
Remind me, why this post got thumbed down?
Or before his kibble explodes...
Aka stupid "exploding China" comment.
Combined a good camera with photo editing software. The eyes have been expanded and the evidence is still there. Cats' eyes are very sensitive to light unless they have cataracts or something along those lines, and this cat's eyes are clean. Not to mention, the muscles in cats' eyes don't always work that way when they open that wide.
That said, I've never been against photo editing. And that's because I like seeing pictures like this. =3
or maybe some surgery ?
Or it becomes like the toilet and fruit, and has already exploded.
Or the owner kills and eats the cat a minute after taking the pictures >.>
Explosive diarrhea waiting to happen
and then eats it...
China's only uneaten cat?
Oh, now that's funny. Can you show me the picture of America's only uneaten turkey again?
Chink chuckling to itself about how 'witty' it is. LOL
Shitty racist with a fragile ego pretending to 'LOL'
i think i can find america's uneaten pig, cow, and chicken... nope got nothing.
That's horrible.
...and it was my reaction, too.
It's really just the hat picture. The rest of them are like, "Yeah... it's a cat. So, what...?"
(...but that hat picture IS really cute!)
Fucking Shaft, making head tilts everywhere.
Dat eyes!
Shoko-tan is drooling upon the discovery of melonpi
Well Isn't that a hideous little bastard.
A shame it is Chinese.
Countdown to explosion
PERMANENT DERP FACE
MARU 4 LIFE!