Democrats: If you give us enough of your money, we’ll make sure …

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Comment on Genius: Japan Reduces Radiation with Lead Lined Detectors by Pyrus:

Democrats: If you give us enough of your money, we’ll make sure government does everything for you, including your thinking!

Republicans: You don’t have to give us much of your money, just allow us to allow businesses and rich people to do whatever it takes to make more money, and they’ll pay us for you!

Recent comments by Pyrus:

• “70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:
  

  Ghetto black women can’t afford cosmetic surgery, welfare won’t pay for it!

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  So…how many of the AKB48 girls are actually working to pay of their parents’ monetary debts to the Yakuza? Yakuza: “Where’s my money!?” Parent: “Th-this is all I have right now!” Yakuza: “This ain’t enough!!!” Parent: “I-I have nothing left to give you!” Yakuza: “Then pay me with your daughter’s body!!” Parent: “Wh-wha~…!?” Yakuza: “AKB48 will be holding auditions. Your daughter better be there, or I’ll be back!!! You don’t want me to come back!”

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  But can it give you a blow job & look slutty in a dress?

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  I thought the Yakuza were under police influence — paying them “protection” money to keep from having their hostess bars & other shady enterprises shut down.

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  “My idols can’t be this criminal” -or- “My idols can’t be this illegal” -or- “My idols can’t be this gangster” –this might be a more fun way to put it.