A female fashion expert has been sharing her sage insights into the “painful” fashion failings most likely to condemn any man to perpetual bachelorhood, and as is the way with such things, otaku fashion comes in for the obligatory drubbing.
The list, apparently written from the perspective of a desperate 30-something spinster prepared to marry a man on the basis of the quality of his suit:
1. Men who wear clothes which don’t fit their frame
“They don’t even try them on, they just decide they are an M or L and buy some clothes. And it’s bad to just plump for LL just because someone says you are fat.”2. He is too concerned about looking cool and ends up wearing clothes which don’t suit him
“He has an image of guys he thinks are popular, so he just puts on all the stuff he sees in shops and magazines!”3. He dresses in classic otaku style
“A rucksack and a pouch round his waist may be an unavoidable manifestation of his true self, but at least try to make a reasonable first impression. For marriage interviews or parties, proper attire is especially essential.”4. His entire ensemble is Uniqlo
Uniqlo may be decent enough quality, and even trendy in some cases, but dressing head to foot in Uniqlo is no good at all.
The colossal opprobrium attached to rucksacks is of course nothing new and now seems to be part of the classic otaku stereotype.
However, it probably goes without saying that wearing a pink Precure T-shirt is the ultimate faux pas even for otaku, not that such cases are in much danger of meeting anyone in the first place.
Online there is a certain amount of predictable resentment from what is presumably the “fat wannabe Uniqlo otaku” demographic, who certainly seem defensive of their Uniqlo ensembles…
I’m just gonna paste this here from a youtube video
2000 bucks a Japanese made this video, possibly the most insecure people on earth. They have to follow silly idiosyncracies and conform otherwise they panic. Also a lot of Japanese women are now living the “Black Style”. They tan themselves too much, the tan doesn’t even look and to top it off they dress like fruity-pebble rappers. But seriously why would they tan there beautiful skin and make themselves look black?
What the f♥♥k is Uniglo?
it’s pronounced (yur-uhg-lee)
dont know about you guys, but I REALLY wanna f♥♥k that fat one in the pic xxx
so basically wear a business (monkey) suit, have loads of money, have little personality, buy “her” everything her eyes see.
I refuse to change myself if it is not who I am.
My girlfriend doesn’t seem to mind me dressing like a fat overgrown manchild.
T-shirts and cargo shorts forever!