Now, now, now! You’ve got to talk nice to the girls if …

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Comment on Miss International, China Style by Pyrus:

Now, now, now! You’ve got to talk nice to the girls if you want them to wear the paper bag when you do them from behind in the dark room.

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• Miss International, China Style:
  

  I’m sure she’ll look fine after a ton of beauty products have been applied. Otherwise, they need to start entering some of those hot looking cosplayers this site does posts on from time to time. Even when butt-ugly, some of those cosplayers know how to make themselves look at least good enough to not crack a mirror just from looking at it.

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