As if toxic pollution were not enough to worry about, China’s rivers now face possible infestation by piranhas, with sightings and even attacks on humans apparently on the rise.
A woman in China’s Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region was washing her dog in a local river when a shoal of three piranha suddenly appeared and began attacking her.
One of the fish bit her hand and latched on, but fortunately she managed to shake it loose and throw it to shore, suffering a bloody and badly injured hand in the process.
She had never seen such a fish before, but after looking up pictures on the Internet she soon identified it as the notorious red-bellied piranha, normally found in the Amazon but also a long-standing and now relatively staid staple of the tropical fish trade.
Hers is apparently not the only such report – in recent years reports of piranha encounters in rivers throughout certain regions of China seem to have been on the increase.
As the climate throughout much of southern China resembles that of the piranha’s native habitat, there is thought to be a considerable danger of this robust and highly fecund species becoming established, with potentially disastrous consequences for China’s already ruined ecosystems and a not inconsiderable risk to humans.
Chinese law being what it is, there are few restrictions on introducing invasive species and no realistic prospect of enforcing them, so as China’s burgeoning middle class comes to know better the joys of fickle and irresponsible pet ownership, it seems likely releases of the piranha may only the first of many new arrivals – although this being China, there will at least be an incentive to catch them.
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Good that she got rid of it before it exploded.
I don't think it would explode since the piranha might not even be 100% chinese.
More like it's 100% not Chinese.
It's imported.
The pirahna wasn't mistaken for an onahole like that mysterious mushroom?
The piranhas shouldn't eat Chinese, because they'll just be hungry in an hour
It's not imported, it's pirated.
Even if the fishlings are born in chinese waters?
Actually, I am positively surprised that anything even manages to survive in there, after having seen the yellow river flowing through beijing.
No the piranhas shouldn't be eating Chinese for fear that their latest meal will explode while still inside of them!
nature trying to fix it's mistake?
It's a pirated piranha. They started to run out of stuff to copy.
But piranhas are native to South America so they don't explode. They might give you the trots though, so technically there would be explosions, just not where one would expect them.
Considering Chinese food (IE Reused cooking oil that may as well be sewage, or walnuts filled with concrete) I don't think exploding out the ass is unexpected in China anymore.
Both those things should have lead to life in prison for the people who did them, to be blunt.
Hell, even execution might not have been too far a 'extreme' punishment, as much as I hate execution.
No she just pirated a pick a pile piranha you know a tongue twister.
That piranha was trolling.
My friend beside just started laughing... Xp
You mean good that the fish let go before she exploded?
beat me to the exploding joke
...Why y'all so serious with an obvious joke?
I mean, it wasn't even like it was funny to being with. Stop killing it and making worse! xD
Did anyone fap on the piranha afterwards?
worlds worst blowjob
It explodede right after, so it was no point.
The blast was like as nuclear one.
...They have rivers with actual live fish?
Or rather.. They still have an actual live dog.. but about to be washed in the river..
It's a really big country. Statistics alone dictate a few smaller rivers here and there should still be able to support life larger than bacteria and algae.
China you Crazy.
I'm surprised the fish didn't explode.
They haven't really established themselves yet. Give them a few more generations to settle in.
No the fish having realized that it had bitten a Chinese feared for it's life and let go of the women fearing it's actions would result in explosive results
Put some in the rio grande river pleasE!
toss in some tigerfish and snakeheads for good measure.
I like the way you think.
I'm Latino and even I like the way he thinks.
+1 damn illegals ruin it for all of us.
I'm a Filipino and I like that way you think about he thinks.
I LOL'd hard.
You know the old joke: The reason mexico sucks are olympics is because all the ones that can run, jump, or swim are already here...
coming to a chinese restaurant near you:
Piranha fillets in black bean sauce and chili.
delicate fish EXPLODING with rich flavor.
Wait till China gets infested with velociraptors
Explosive Piranhas
RACIST TO CHINESE PEOPLE LUL!!!!
Nature's way to control overpopulation, next will be India :P
And tokyo
Nah, Japan already controled their population too well with all those plastic pussy, porn and anime figures. Now they want people to start having more children!
I know, implement loli marriage. that could give them a head start.
With the aforementioned toxic pollution mutating these piranhas, it wouldn't be too long till we have giant Chinese exploding piranhas.
say hello to Blinky's new Chinese cousin.
"giant flying Chinese exploding piranhas."
corrected
And with that, humanity is fucked.
Thanks to China.
.. Should I be surprised?
In Guangx Zhuang China, fish eat you!
Hey, one way to reduce the population. Time to go for a swim kids.
Soon they'll be floating their unwanted daughters down river.
You mean using them for fish bait so they can catch Piranha for dinner.