Even after she loses everything, and expects you to take her out …

Even after she loses everything, and expects you to take her out to fancy places without money?

Valvrave the Liberator Surprise Nipple Anime:

Come on, the one guy always screaming “ERU ERUFU!!!!!” makes all the difference.
China Menaced by Exploding Condoms:

Some of us know fully well how to read, and the Chinese government officials clearly stated it was impossible for a vending machine to explode. This translates to, “it was the condoms that exploded. Enough of them exploded at once, to create enough force to shred the metal making up the vending machine. Therefore, the vending machines themselves have never exploded, only the condoms”
Vividred Operation “The New Strike Witches!”:

I’m sorry, but where do you see the difference between the two? The both have the EXACT same plot. Under-dressed girls fighting laz0r shooting invaders while flying through the skies.
Top 25 Best Anime Movies:

Yes, the movie was good. I hate the anime, but I quite enjoyed the movie. If only the anime could have that much plot…
Finally – To Love-Ru Darkness Totally Uncensored:

I thought I already told you that I hated God? It’s God that makes people suffer *shrug* ALL HAIL SATAN!