Jet ski riders are being warned to avoid allowing the powerful streams of water propelling their craft along to enter into their anus after a woman died horribly after falling off the back of one.
Japanese accident investigators have reported two incidences of serious injuries incurred from personal water craft use.
In one 2011 summer accident, a Hyogo prefecture woman was riding on the back of the craft and fell off into the water due to the speeds attained.
The jet of water propelling the craft along streamed into her anus, causing fatal internal injuries.
In another similar incident in the same month in nearby Osaka, a woman suffered severe injuries in the same manner, but survived.
In both cases the craft’s operating instructions recommended the use of a wetsuit, but the women were only wearing swimwear.
The investigators warn that serious injuries could also be sustained should the jet enter other vulnerable orifices such as the mouth or ears, and advise caution in the event of a fall from such a craft.
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Fuck yeah, Blastoise.
Best first comment ever.
You win the whole internets.
Brilliant!!!
Gotta catch em all
FUCK OFF AND OUTGROW POKEMONN YOU FAGGOT
wild asshole appears! Anonymous uses jet ski.
it's super effective.
on a side note: HAHAHAHA damn what a way to go x)
rofl... outgrow pokemon? only way to do that is to erase the persons childhood
Only way to outgrow pokemon is to die ...unless there's afterlife, then no, you can't outgrow it XD
You are now the greatest pougeeyman masterz!
they didn't follow the instructions, so they have no right to be
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butthurt about it
The mental image I got from reading the title was... Disturbing. Like out of some JAV to say the least.
Links to the pics please.
(•_•) Looks like she got...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Hydro Pumped...
It's super effective.
Should've chosen Bulbasaur... :\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvp8vvH2EqE
if she only...
Critical Hit!
YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!....CSI Japan, lol.
damn that sucks. Never knew you could die like that in such a fashion
the title was very misleading, i thought this was intentional by it.
If you fall off - pucker up.
This is pretty straightforward and has happened enough times that the manufactures have covered their asses with a sticker.
Idiot males tries to impress girl and make her scream and grip his not so manly chest and guns the jetski / motorcycle / horse / whatever.
Instead, caught by surprise, she flails, slides ass first off the back right into the rear jet / tire / hoof / whatever.
This stupidity has been ruining good poon for centuries.
My fav Jet Ski story is a guy who went riding off into the horizon from California...
Then he lost sight of LAND...
And the thing was out of FUEL...
So it SANK after a while. And he was paddling water in the ocean. Survived by finding some 3 day old coke in a half filled bottle. One of those Chinese ships bringing the cargo to America spotted him and picked him up. Hope he paid for insurance when he rented the Jet Ski...
You think it's funny? Sick bastards.
Poor woman, she probably didn't want to die. She certaninly couldn't know of such danger (and I must say it is hard to predict logically).
Then again, her butt must have been pretty huge :)
You have to admit it's a pretty silly way to die.
Not as silly as the boy who died when his chair just suddenly exploded and shards of the chair went up his ass...
>has trollface
>is not amused
irony
So... be careful to not point your ass at your jet ski if you fall off?
Along similar lines my grandfather told me a story of when he worked in a shipyard as a steamfitter these guys were horsing around with an air compressor. One of the guys snuck up behind some other worker with an air gun and put by his rear end and wound up disemboweling the poor guy killing him and he was wearing work clothes. Scary.
The power level of the jet-ski is over 9000
Anal water destruction!
Wrecked~em, damn hear killed~er.
you can't safety test for shit like that! ROFLMAO sad she died, cant help but laugh though
How the heck did that happen? ._.
South Park's reverse cowgirl episode is on, TFF
next time clench your butt cheeks
Didn't some guy go a similar way on the show a 1000 ways to die?
except while that one in 1000 ways to die was disgusting, this one was sexy.
man got to be the most unlucky person in the world to not only fall of a jet ski but have it freaking go up your bum and oblitirate your innards, that death alone has got to be prove of a super troll deity
Hazama The God of Trolling
Then obviously you didn't watch aquarion evol.
>In another similar incident in the same month in nearby Osaka
Osaka confirmed for worst place in Japan.
I can't read Japanese so they might be agreeing, but I think you made some Japanese people mad
One is butthurt cause he knows Osaka is a backwater shit hole.
One of them disagreed with OP, the other agreed with OP.
i LOL'd
大阪の情言うな！
In Osaka you can get arrested for asking directions, having tattoos gets you fired and the people are stupid enough to administer an anal enema using a jet ski. Sounds like a real shit hole to me.
u mad bro?
Hey, I'd take that place anytime over a place that would arrest you for fictional drawings
既成事実だし. 乗り切って.
Another sad way to die.
How many accidents like these are known throughout the world? Haven'T heard of those before and i think it's unlikely that they "accidentally" fall off with their butts being that close to the exhaust.
Couldn't this rather be an "experiment" that went horribly wrong? Also, normally when you're thrown off at higher speeds your butt cheeks automatically cramp together, especially when you dive into water.
I don't know, i smell something strange here.
only in places where idiots don't read the safety label.