As long as they get some dude to marinade it a few …

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Comment on Chinese Cuisine Incorporates Mysterious Mushroom by Phantasm:

As long as they get some dude to marinade it a few times before they eat it. No sense in some one cooking it up without any “Seasoning”.

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• Chinese Cuisine Incorporates Mysterious Mushroom:
  

  She should try it with sausage stuffed in. She’d really like it then. Onahole’ala’me.

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