Chinese Cuisine Incorporates Mysterious Mushroom
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 27, 2012 04:08 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Food, Guro, Made in China, Onanism, Parody, Video Gallery
China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…
The handy recipe:
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Is it really a trend to call all jokes "trolling" now? Looks like plain old comedy to me.
Rubber Vagina soup. Now available with mysterious soy sauce ingredients.
Warning: may contain protein. Check before cutting...
Its that lady from Oblivion who juggles sea men on her face in 3D
Ooey gooey chewy protein!
Extra Sem*n sauce High protein LoL HOEXXXX
brings new meanings to eating pussy. ;P
And that of course it has to be fake ones as it is China...
It's so delicious! The taste explodes in your mouth!
My mind is blowing !.!
looks fucking delicious to me
Let me guess Paul Newman?
With sperm additives.
They stop eating plastic melamine so they settle for Rubber. Lupie from one piece watch out don't go to China! Lol
That girl is hot
she can eat my onahole anytime ;)
I'd like to fuck your onahole.
just make sure to wash it well when you're done.
Yup she is tasty.
Yeah, but am I the only one that refuses to believe this is real?
You thought somebody is trying to push this as real? They are just making fun of the mushroom incident, that's all.
Maybe china people will think this was real then they will try to cook it and eat.
Let's see natural selection at work, and count
It's just a funny meme now, dude.
I think it's a joke made after the truth came out...
I mean, if that's real I'm really beginning to worry about the effects of pollution in china...
for those who didn't(it's not that obvious):
https://www.google.ro/search?q=nocturnal+pollution [https://www.google.ro/search?q=nocturnal pollution]
I see what you did there.
The most disturbing aspect of this article is that there seem to be people who think the video was in any way serious.
Well, Sankaku was always a premium serious news source -
Thankfully silicone is ridiculously resistant to heat. Though that still cannot be healthy.
And anybody who thinks this isn't a joke is a racist idiot.
Or they just cutted it out and replaced it with regular soup for her to drink.
obvious troll is obvious
Obviously.
Why can people not differentiate between a joke, and trolling?
because they want to show everyone that they're part of the cool underground club that is 4chan
The internet is not conductive of implied intent.
Oblivious troll is oblivious.
thank you captain obvious
That girl is genius.
Why are the Chinese making fun of themselves like this? I'm pretty sure this is their idea of a joke, but I'm not sure what the point of the joke is.
It's directed at their soccer team...
"You'll need this stuff"
wasn't confirmed a few days ago that this was indeed a sex-toy?
Thatsthejoke.jpg
Its still healthier than anything you could catch in a Chinese river.
and more filling than the knockoff fast food joints will serve you there
As long as they get some dude to marinade it a few times before they eat it. No sense in some one cooking it up without any "Seasoning".
She should try it with sausage stuffed in. She'd really like it then. Onahole'ala'me.
USA: "Tommy, stop playing with your food!".
China: "Wu, stop beating off with your dinner!".
WTF..? Didn't they find out already that those "mushroom" is actually a rubber vagina? And they STILL made a soup out of that?? Chinese mainland must be infected with some "idiotic" virus or something... :(
It's a meme now silly.
Funny how many still get trolled by this XD
Gud luck chinese people u will die in toxin Xd..
This soup will explode.