“…that a crime of this scope found its way into the national …

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Comment on Police Arrest Man for Eating 7 Cherries by uber phallas:

“…that a crime of this scope found its way into the national media”

Media: We need some exciting news!

“Police arrest man”

Media: Hm…

“Police arrest man for eating 7 cherries”

Media: Brilliant!

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