Police Hunt Man for Standing at Station

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Police are hunting a suspicious man spotted standing at the same platform as a group of schoolgirls.

Okayama police’s advisory service warns of an incident in which 3 high school girls were waiting for a train one evening, when they noticed a man stood at the same station.

He is described as being young, perhaps a middle or high schooler himself, and approximately 170cm tall and wearing glasses, a black short-sleeved top and black shorts.

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Online there is much alarm at the depraved sorts who infest the nation’s railways and endanger the very flowers of its youth:

“What?”

“I think he was just waiting for a train?”

“Existence is a crime now…”

“Give it a rest!”

“You guys again. It’s a crime for you to be seen by a schoolgirl, just remember that.”

“Being reported just for standing at a station…”

“He didn’t even talk to them?”

“The girls and the police are all idiots.”

“So now we get reported just for waiting for a train?”

“It’s too late to report suspicious behaviour after they have committed a crime! I for one support their decision.”

“Reported for greeting, waving, looking – now just for being, this is a new one at least.”/blockquote>


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    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    *teleports into Japan randomly*

    ... Wtf?

    *Wonders randomly until woman of same age group is found*

    'Hello? I'm lost'

    *Sirens ... followed by beating, thrown in back, thrown in jailcell*

    ...

    *Death sentence*

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    If you an American, you're considered a barbarian, so just act like you can take on thier whole department and crush a few heads, but quote Conan first "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:45 24/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeeeees, just show up dressed like him and take over japan

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I don't see the problem. If you have the power to randomly teleport, jail cells wouldn't be very effective,

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh but don't worry, you won't ever go to Japan obviously from your attitude so, you never have to worry about that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 24/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't walk/ drive/ cycle by them in the street, ask for directions or catch the same trains from the same platforms. Teleportation suddenly seems a useful skill to have...

    Comment by Purple Mage
    09:30 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just ran away they don't have guns.
    Or since you can teleport just teleport or just bring a tommy gun and lay the whole mess of them down and then teleport away.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They do have guns.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:54 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    what makes u think us cops use them a lot?!

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    Comment by Cirno Cancer
    00:38 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The main use of a gun is to wiggle it around so the target shit's its pants. So you could say just pointing it on a criminal is using it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:31 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is "don't use them often" suppose to mean anything?

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    15:03 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a 6 1" American. I'm pretty sure if I were in japan I'd get arrested for just being within a 5 mile radius of anything considered female.

    That of course includes statues, paintings and traps.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't they shoot dead a yakuza driver?

    Comment by Purple Mage
    12:43 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    The regular police in Japan do not carry guns.
    Those that do have them don't use them often at least not like US cops.

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    Comment by RedRat
    15:14 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It was a leally sholt anime, yeah...

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    Comment by kazaza2
    08:36 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    All males in Japan will be required to wear a proximity sensor which will automatically activate and sound an alarm within 15 meters of the nearest female.

    Arrest and conviction is automatic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    now I know why most japanese males don't go outside or even try to talk to women. they'll get arrested for even standing next to a girl.

    Comment by Purple Mage
    09:44 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I now understand why they don't let citizens have guns in Japan they'd all go shoot the cops for acting worse then the Yakuza.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    17:30 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    For any given country.. what's the big difference between the police and the mafia?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:06 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    koff - koff - koff, . . .

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    Comment by kintama00
    11:52 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    thinkin now I understand the suicide rate =/

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:10 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    And the low birth rates

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Police think every man is going to rape a young girl in Japan just because they are next to them on a Bus or Train chances are police can't find a rapist out of many of the population.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:11 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rape is almost unheard of in Japan. But people have been getting arrested for groping in the last ten years, since it became a crime...

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    Comment by Chen-04
    17:31 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Police think that way because that's exactly what they themselves do.

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    Comment by renstalon
    22:03 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The site says it is not related to the police or civil services in any way.

    It says it does not take responsibility for the use of information on this site, whether it be beneficial or detrimental to concerned parties.

    The girls most likely just saw a creepy looking guy and decided to report it to the site and the police probably dismissed it as a waste of their time.

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    Comment by Sylar
    09:27 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He may run before the police arrives. I suggest we put an electroshock device inside the sensor so the moment the device gets activated it can also shock him and the police can easily pick him up.

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    Comment by Sazuko Toriyama
    13:44 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ahhh Japan, our future is very bleeek (~_~; )

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    15:10 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan is traveling back in time in a time machine fueled by crazy juice. I wouldn't worry too much.

    Comment by Purple Mage
    09:33 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    How about stop voting for idiots who make GWB seem like a genus to run the police force.

    Comment by Purple Mage
    09:48 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Correction make that super genius.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:22 21/03/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    but the japanese government works differently then that of the us though.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    15:07 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I blame the republicans!

    Comment by Purple Mage
    12:40 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    No GWB's campaign planners and Dick Cheney were the brains of that operation.

    Comment by Anonymous

    GWB is a super genius. He managed to screw the country, get rich, and get elected twice. That's a scam most won't be able to pull off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Well, I guess we discovered the reason for low birthrates in Japan; any man approaching a woman for any purpose will be arrested. I'm just waiting for the day they start a manhunt against a dude who talked to his wife in public.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't. Just because it wasn't published here doesn't mean it didn't already happen several times ever since ages ago.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:14 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you mean yesterday.

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    Comment by Justin iZ Here
    08:05 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "man spotted breathing on the street"

    bets on how long this will take?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:17 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I give it less than two months.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    or "mannequin wanted for displaying itself"

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:42 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "A male mannequin is currently being hunted by Okayama police. The mannequin was last scene in a lingerie store for women, which also caters to cross-dressers. At around 15:23 yesterday, three middle school girls went in to buy provocative lingerie for work. When they went to the changing rooms, one girl noticed a man within clear view of the changing room mirror, able to peep from his superior vantage point.

    The girl screamed and shouted, but when she came out of the changing room, the 'man' was gone and all that remained was a life-like mannequin. The police were soon alerted of the incident and have begun searching for the pervert. The girl described that the man looked exactly like the mannequin, only not a mannequin. The police assume that he must have worn a disguise and moved the mannequin to peep on girls and should be discovered, to quickly switch places with the mannequin again and flee.

    Police are warning people that the man must be a master of disguise and could be any man. They are also cautioning all adult stores and the like to make sure that their mannequins aren't alive. The Okayama police chief has assured the people that they will not rest until the man is caught. As for the lingerie store, they simply had their curtains extended higher."

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds legit.

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    Comment by Satonaka
    15:56 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is actually pretty good... and will be a real story soon enough XD

    Comment by Anonymous

    "... in public"

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    07:58 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Existence is a crime, indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 22/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    No wonder Japan has a problem with NEETs and Hikkikomori. It's apparently a crime to just go outside if you're male.

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    Comment by Lonesnipa
    10:58 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Must also be why it has a problems with teachers molesting students.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's the solution? Simply get -all- the males out all at once, there's no way in hell their weak-ass police force would do anymore than merely threaten a mob of that size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:42 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 12:26

    If only that was what it's wanting to ban only. It's way worse than that. I'm surprised SanCom hasn't even got an article on that yet. I mean it's Japan and it's "stupid". It's pretty big news.

    To summarize:
    -"Intentionally" downloading uploaded illegal material is now punishable (How on earth you prove intention here?...)

    -Ripping and copying for personal use isn't an excuse anymore. Also punishable.

    -Sale of software that bypass copyright protection is illegal. (I guess just downloading also illegal)

    Basically this means visiting Youtube or even NND to watch, listen or read something that is copyright can land a Japanese in prison. Even if said Japanese is on holiday in US while on Youtube.

    I know the Japanese are in favor of ACTA and the like, but do they really ignore the consequences of such kinds of laws?

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    15:14 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whats japan going to do? file a well written complaint letter to youtube?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow cops and Government people in Japan are stupid cunts.

    Btw Japan is going to fuck over it's people some more by banning anime from Youtube.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck You Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    No being a male in Japan is a crime except a cop.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:41 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    later male cop arrested for talking to female officer.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 22/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    or teacher

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:33 25/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    this just in teacher arrested for being male.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 22/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    In time cops too!
    What happens in japan? They are led by women xenophobic?
    Many of the news here are taken from the side of the joke or exaggeration but if this is true .. WTF?
    It is better the government start a campaign of moderation or it will end badly. ridiculous even those who support these complaints!

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    15:19 23/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you on the basis that it is getting out of hand. However I doubt the government is going to ever do anything about it when the moronic voters elect people like Old-Man-Ishi into office. I'm sure he's going to do something like outlaw ducks or illegalize the use of chairs.

    How dare he outlaw ducks!






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