Comments on: Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 05:39:16 +0000

fuck you，did you ever go to mainland？ don't perorate without experience

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:14:36 +0000

A food I'd like to give me immortality would be a magical burger that taste like the rainbow and shits out piles of money...

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 03:24:14 +0000

You shouldn't call someone a virgin when you are giving them advice on how to use a plastic vagina.

By: Cabulb

Cabulb — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 15:02:15 +0000

Just wait till they actually find vagina mushrooms.

By: Zeta986

Zeta986 — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 13:23:49 +0000

even god is perverted

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:17:49 +0000

mmmmm..... is that used :3

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:31:48 +0000

LOL... epicly hilarioius

By: Ido

Ido — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 13:18:38 +0000

They should've tried to taste it.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:37:13 +0000

haha we call the artificial vagina legendary mushroom since the news reported

PS：I am a chinese

By: Craunwell Unios Arkin

Craunwell Unios Arkin — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 04:49:50 +0000

AWWWWW YEAAAAAA

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 04:05:47 +0000

I have chinese blood myself and I wonder why I'm not that stupid. Maybe their commie government makes them stupid. Guess that's the effect of the Great Firewall of China.

Ironic that most chinese outside the mainland are way smarter, even those from Hong Kong. I wished both Hong Kong and Macau became independent island nations instead.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 01:27:44 +0000

Wow, this is probably the weirdest epic fail I have read so far...

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 22:02:42 +0000

I'm not dead.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:29:04 +0000

Rulling the world has nothing to do with competence. See: Hitler.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:18:13 +0000

its the legendary mushroom because its the first artificial vag made in china that doesn't explode

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:11:08 +0000

Found in a well... How long did it take them to realize what were they drinking?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:10:38 +0000

Q: How come it did not explode?
A: It already exploded when the guy was using it, explaining why it was dropped away.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:23:47 +0000

all vaginas are poisonous

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:23:20 +0000

>he thinks all asians have baby dicks
>doesn't realize only japs do
herp derp

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:22:35 +0000

Especially the women.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:22:08 +0000

probably thought it grew from exposure to drinking sewage water system

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:20:55 +0000

1.Buy weird onahole
2.Fly to third world country
3.Leave onahole there
4.??????
5.Profit

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:20:46 +0000

baby oil solves all sorts of problems, virgin

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:19:56 +0000

That reporter should get offered a job at FOX, seeing as all they do is make up the news too.