Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 20, 2012 02:47 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Food, Mass Media, Onanism, Video Gallery
The Chinese media has been utterly humiliated after reporting the discovery of a mysterious mushroom, only have it pointed out to them that it was actually a discarded artificial vagina.
According to the reports, the “mysterious mushroom” was found down a village well and soon became the subject of wonderment in the local media, where it was shown floating in a bucket and being measured and handled with much reverance:
Unfortunately, it appears none of the reporters or villagers were familiar with (or would own up to knowing about) the technology of artificial vaginas, and so their theories that it might be a legendary mushroom said to grant immortality were shattered humiliatingly once the video was exposed to the wider world.
Needless to say, online they have been reduced to a laughing stock.
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A "Shroom" that makes your dick larger! I'm in!!
What if the shroom explodes?
Then the term "dickless" will apply to you.
This shroom is supposed to make YOU explode... inside of it.
AWWWWW YEAAAAAA
its the legendary mushroom because its the first artificial vag made in china that doesn't explode
SEXIEST COMMENT EVAH
You mean I can finally grow my dick big enough to enjoy fucking a needle hole? SWEET!!
Those things are supposed to be very elastic and usually only the entrance is that small (so you can break it the first time you use like a virgin plastic vagina)
But one of the ones I got was really all the way tight and it was impossible to use that.
You shouldn't call someone a virgin when you are giving them advice on how to use a plastic vagina.
baby oil solves all sorts of problems, virgin
Lube is your friend.
Was there live sperm still inside it?
Don't forget the pussy in other side XD
Old_Nash
You seem a little confused...
Mario hits "?" block
Out pops this "mushroom"
<__>
"Here we go!" "Yahoo!" "Yipee!" "Whaha!" "Ima tired!"
this made my day, rofl... x3
"1 up" indeed.
Mario 64 sounds xD
ROFL Best laugh in the month so far
If you think you're laughing hard, imagine that guy that saw his used onahole on the news.
Another explosive(laughter) headline!
I just hope nobody tried to cook it and eat it before they found out.
...or... after they found out, depending on how disturbing they are.
for people used to sewer sauce, soup from the drains, and the like... this must be a gourmet snack
Plenty of protein.
Wait they couldn't tell it was plastic?
They blamed the reporter by saying she was too young and did not know what it was. (She probably didn't know though lol)
They shouldn't blame the reporter alone. Thats not how tv reports work.
Cameraman
Producer
Editor
And also the studio that OK'd it for broadcast
Any one of them could have said something but didn't. They are all as gullible as the rest of that chinese village.
To be honest, I suspect most people wouldn't recognize one, even among frequent Internet users. It's easy to see how something like that could get overlooked.
Somehow I don't think the reporter, or editor were hired for their brains.
Reporter for looks.
Editor for connections.
Cameraman for the ability to hold a camera steady and keep his mouth shut when others are saying dumb shit.
well, how could she know? has she used an onahole before? that goes the same for the rest of the crew it seems XD
"Please forgive our reporter, she is too young to know what food is."
She's a female. She's less likely to know but the top is so obvious
UHUhuaa as they do not know what it is?
It is precisely manufactured there and shipped to Japan ..
It is possible that the village is so remote that does not have internet or porn magazines.?!
I think they call the reporter for fun and the donkey fell over, like the apparitions of ovinis or supernatural in the end 95% is pure scamming.
I want to see how they will find the former owner :P
That's a great idea! Get a weird dildo and call some of those supernatural gulible guys claiming that you have some alien/mutant plant/fungus. Bonus points if he have a site/work on some supernatural magazine!
its china.... every thing is plastic and explodes
Even the women?
Especially the women.
You'd think just the fact that the thing has two heads would tip them off that this isn't a mushroom.
Maybe they thought all that dumping had created a new mushroom creature. I can't type this with a strait face.
probably thought it grew from exposure to drinking sewage water system
Since it didn't explode, they should have guessed that there was something funny with the "mushroom".
i see what you did there :D
Wow, they couldn't tell the difference between something that was grown from the ground & something made out of plastic and used for someone's "pleasuring fantasies". Man their dumb. Plus how the hell can a mushroom grant immortality!? Can someone explain that to me!? They need to stop mixing fantasy with reality, seriously.
I am a Chinese and I used to lived in China for 17 years. No kidding, I have no idea how a mushroom can grant immortality as well. I think they mean 1 Up instead... so yea, it is kind of close to immortality.
everytime you eat it, you get a 1up *wink wink*
All the same in remote China. Not like this is the strangest thing to come out there. So was she holding it, can we get the reporter to hold it maybe play with it a bit ROFL. Whats with the announcer she seem to be pissed off. Maybe she was thinking that dam thing looks better than mine.
Oops, I meant to write 'they're' not 'their'. One's a contraction of 'they' and 'are'. The other is a possessive, like 'their onaholes'.
Don't make fun of my error!
Stop touching it!
It's unsanitary. Do they even know where it's been at?
if we're lucky, from a huge-dicked chinese. then again, it's china. don't get your hopes "up"
>he thinks all asians have baby dicks
>doesn't realize only japs do
herp derp