The Chinese media has been utterly humiliated after reporting the discovery of a mysterious mushroom, only have it pointed out to them that it was actually a discarded artificial vagina.
According to the reports, the “mysterious mushroom” was found down a village well and soon became the subject of wonderment in the local media, where it was shown floating in a bucket and being measured and handled with much reverance:
Unfortunately, it appears none of the reporters or villagers were familiar with (or would own up to knowing about) the technology of artificial vaginas, and so their theories that it might be a legendary mushroom said to grant immortality were shattered humiliatingly once the video was exposed to the wider world.
Needless to say, online they have been reduced to a laughing stock.
A food I’d like to give me immortality would be a magical burger that taste like the rainbow and shits out piles of money…
Just wait till they actually find vagina mushrooms.
even god is perverted
mmmmm….. is that used :3
LOL… epicly hilarioius