I just hope nobody tried to cook it and eat it before …

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Comment on Chinese TV’s “Mysterious Mushroom” Actually Onahole by Neat Hedgehog:

I just hope nobody tried to cook it and eat it before they found out.

…or… after they found out, depending on how disturbing they are.

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