Dead or Alive 5 “Sexier Than Ever”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:32 12/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    i swear, the dead or alive series has some of the sexiest 16- and 17-year old girls of all time.

    once, i was playing dead or alive 4, and everyone was talking about how sexy ayane was. then, i mentioned she was only 16, and they were all like "oh..." and the conversation shifted to kasumi, at which point i mentioned she was only 17, lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:18 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    14 in Ninja Gaiden...

    Comment by Anonymous

    We all know it's a lie. It's like the only instance in gaming or anime where everything is going the opposite direction. Instead of 18-year-olds who look 8, Dead Or Alive is going the reverse and having teenagers look like full-bodied women in their mid-20s.

    Don't give a fuck what age they make them. Those hips, thighs, and even torsos in relation to their head sizes just aren't really possible on a pubescent girl.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:38 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    LOL if you live in america, that's probably because people over there are so used to having girls way past their expiration date as "sex symbols".

    just look at all the men who drool over girls such as beyonce. beyonce is THIRTY.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    She's thirty... so what? That isn't old; certainly not past 'an expiration date.'

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:56 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    I remember this one time, I saw this white guy get turned down at the door when he tried to walk into a pinsaro in Japan. He looked so fucking sad, I just couldn't stop laughing. He was ready to pay with his own money to get laid, but he got rejected because his skin was pasty white, lol

    Sorry, doesn't have anything to do with the topic. It does make for good copypasta when you want to troll white weaboos though (which if you're reading this comment and you're white, that's you).

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 13/06/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    don't believe the hype. all the anon comments are actually just written by one, very bitter, very pasty white anon, who's mad at his mommy and daddy for making him born pasty white.

    rejected by his fellow white people because everything he likes his asian. rejected by asian people because his skin is pasty white.

    ...how sad. enough said.

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    Comment by Joshi Chugakusei
    01:18 13/06/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    sometimes, i really am disappointed by how insecure about their white race some of the anons are on this site.

    if they're so insecure about it, they really shouldn't be here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:04 13/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    median asian: $71,316
    white: $61,441
    hispanic: $53,880
    black: $52,858

    (median by race for those born in america)

    in b4 white people start screaming that the census data their own white government compiled is "fake".

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:09 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chill out dude... Those comments were obviously all coming from one person, no need to troll us all over it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @01:04 LOL stats for someone who can't tell the difference between median and mean I see lol. Mean stats tell a different story. Btw, Asians living in poverty is actually larger percentage wise than non-hispanic whites by about 11.3% to 8.5%. As expected from sheltered spoiled asian whose mommy still buys them clothes in their nice suburbia.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:06 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hoo you again, anti white racist with the same story again .. Guys like you who make the world a shit!

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming

    Copy and paste. Copy and paste. Copy and paste.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:23 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    We also don't like putting our dicks in bags of emotional problems and immaturity, in America. I guess in Japan, or wherever you come from, you like them before they're even ripe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:45 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    @12:05 you must live in a white country. here in japan, the notion of a kid being fat would be laughed at. part of it is because the calorie meter in asian genetics isn't broken (unlike in white genetics), but part of it is because kids here are a lot more image conscious than kids in white countries (i've lived about half my life in america and half in japan, so i know).

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    well, girls usually turn ripe at the age of 12, but it never hurts to eat a fruit a bit before it's ripe.

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    Comment by Astray Flame
    12:05 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @7:45 It depends because unripe girls in real life is not always good looking like in anime/cartoons. Most of them are fat or way to skinny.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:54 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @14:56
    The genetics part is true though. But not just for Japan or the US, for the whole of the developed world. Slow metabolism makes them use less energy.
    In the stone age, those genes would've been good I guess, cause you didn't get much food, so preserving as much energy as possible in your body was a good thing. But today, when you don't just eat because your hungry, but also because you have enough and it tastes good, people like that get fat. And it seems to be a dominant gene when you consider all the weight loss advertisements.
    But there are also people like me, who can't gain weight when they eat normally. I don't see any weight gaining advertisements, though.

    Comment by Anonymous

    The ignorance of non-Asians brightens up my day. I suppose that would make me both a sadist and a masochist.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    09:24 14/06/2012 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    18:27

    The xenophobia of Asians brightens up my day. I suppose that would make me both a sadist and a masochist.

    Copy. Edit. Paste.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:49 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @12:45 lol asian thinking he knows anything about either of those places when he belongs to neither. Last time I checked, skyrocketing obescity is a serious problem for fatty asians. I think your race has its delusion meter broken for you to actually believe in their own hype.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:03 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    12:45

    Is this a jap talking? Real ballsy talking shit about other people when they scram back to your holes.

    bitch please.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:56 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @18:27 I don't know if being unable/too scared to understand your own shortcomings is anything to brag about. Not that mentally challenged people are capable of recognizing their own disability, like a hamster on a wheel.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @18:27 Dimwitted asians laughing at themselves, at any place while everyone is pitying their lack of balls amuses me as well. Do you have any good stories to share? I personally never knew a race could be so degradingly ignorant of their place in society.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:56 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @12:45 You must be blind, seeing as how jap children and other asians are getting even fatter than even some of the most obese places elsewhere. I have also lived in japan and other parts of east asia, as well as the west, far longer than you have been born. Your selective notice is laughable as constant editorials and warning of skyrocketing obesity level in east asia is becoming a serious issue, while west goes the opposite way. Honestly, I have seen some of the most morbidly obese kids in asia where parents feed their kids hamburgers and fast food like it's a luxury food or something, fad being going there in birthdays and so forth.

    Also, try not to talk about what you know about one place or another when your experience is limited compared to other people. Talking out of your fantasy about genetics don't help much either, as any trained geneticist will laugh in your face.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Thirty is too old and "past their expiration date" now? We don't live in the third century anymore. But I guess only a pedo would think things like this, so there's no point in saying anything logical...

    Comment by Anonymous

    LOL white people u mad? go join the KKK ya faggots.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    09:26 14/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm so mad. I can't stand it! (sarcasm)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:52 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    is the little jap stepping his toe out of line? yes he is/

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    At all of the Asian-haters: Block Sankaku, we don't want you here any more than you want to be here and have your comments smitten by the majority of this 'ere community.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:54 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    is the rascist trying to stir up shit again? yes he is/

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @18:29 hahahaha delusional retard here. Whose site do you think this is? What are loser asians and pussy 2nd gen shits getting uppity thinking this is 'their' site?Maybe you should fuck off to 2ch or any other nip sites if you don't like majority opinion. btw 'majority of community'? If you even paid attention to what these 'asians' are doing, you would think twice before saying that.

    If you don't like what's posted here, leave. Better spend your time doing something useful instead of raging and making accounts to insta-upvote your own shit (no joke, they actually were pathetic enough to do this - I couldn't believe it when it happened ))

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:48 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @15:54
    LOL nip copies a white man to make a comeback. Copied just like everything else in his 'civilization'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:43 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Is the jap shit talker spewing shit he can't handle? yes he is/

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:50 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    @15:54

    Hypocricy of slanty eyes must be noted as problematic. Slavery and prostitution is the only solution for this delusional race.

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    Comment by カンチ

    Stay lonely, my friend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    what a pathetic comment

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    @07:28

    actually, people in Japan just use the term ロリコン to describe pedo-, hebe-, and ephebo-sexuality, so making a distinction between any two doesn't matter anyways.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    LOL and he posts on the sankaku complex forums

    as expected of a weaboo who just learned how to type his name in katakana though

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:28 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not paedophilia (attraction to individuals who yet to reach puberty), it's ephebophilia (attraction to older teens). Do some damn research on the terms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    hes trying hard ill give him that

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    The guy is right. Seriously stop being creepy pedophiles, get to know someone who's your age like NORMAL people do. Otherwise, like stated above - forever alone.

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    Comment by Joshi Chugakusei
    00:40 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    so sexy. i love ayane's move, where she jumps on top of your face, with your face right up against her panties. moves like that are always so sexy in fighting games!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    and then she proceeds to slam your face to the ground with her butt =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:36 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    That's the sexiest part of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:49 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    My last wish will be die like that

    Comment by John Hayabusa
    06:24 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    And the best move in the game!

    Comment by John Hayabusa
    01:27 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I have not played DOA in a long time but I believe Kasumi has that move too. This game is looking great. I am so excited to get this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Oh god, I'll never figure out why so many people have a rod up their butt about this. I've been hit on or gone out with guys in their 20s, and they can be pretty fun, if not treat me better than guys my own age. Also, I feel sorry for all the people who think men/women in their 20s, 30s, and up are automatically more "mature" than us teens.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:31 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most people in their 20s-30s would have a job, and/or live without freeloading off of a family member, as opposed to most teens. Hence maturity, the near-undefinable concept.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't know why the edit button didn't work. Okay, I came off a bit defensive in my second post, but my point stands. Judging maturity is a case by case thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:54 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    So if I'm understanding you correctly, maturity comes from having a job (which teens can get too! Shocking.) or having a place of their own (and that's if they're not working themselves to death to barely make home payments)?

    I can't speak for all teens, and you're right I do live at home, but I'm also working myself to save money for my own place and help out my folks who I'm not in so much a rush to get away from. As opposed to my idiot neighbor who gave me so much crap about not living on my own already, only now she had to move back in with her parents cause she HAD to leave the nest the minute she got her first job. Oh, and she's now 30, so try again?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 13/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Um, no I didn't? The only thing I admitted to was that I came off as hostile. If you are referring to my saying "judging maturity is a case by case thing," let me stop you from grasping straws and say it was my way of saying don't make sweeping generalizations. Maturity not coming with age by default is not a generalization, but a fact of life. Implying that most teens have no jobs and just freeload off relatives, is a generalization. See the difference?

    Comment by Anonymous

    @19:03

    Did you just admit to having backtracked what you said? That's really sad...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:01 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I don't suppose they realize that age of consent 16 is more common than age of consent 18.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:59 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No problem with that here haha at 16 you're legally ripe for the picking

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    i don't know where you live, but in a lot of europe, having sex with a real 15-year old is legal, but possessing porn of a fictional 17-year old is illegal.

    just shows how much of a fail europe is. europe really could use some enjo kousai.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    In my country sex with 15 is legal.
    Pedophilia is if you have sex with 14 or younger. I live in EU.

    Our president TITO in Yugoslavia have been married with 15 years old women. So we have still laws from that time, so I can marry 15 years old women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, having sex with a 15 years old is illegal in Europe if you are 18 or older.
    Still better than some states in America in wich you can be flagged as a sex offender if you have sex with someone your age before you turn 18 or 21.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Errm...Europe is not a country...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    they should just call this game " sexy girls fight club + metrosexiual men".

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    09:32 14/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't forget - The jugglefest Returns

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:31 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's why I focus on helena, she's 21,lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    You really got issues. You know that she isnt real? So her "age" doesnt play a role.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    ...you do realize that the porn of those overaged girls you watch on your computer all the time are just pixels on a screen, right?

    there aren't little people living inside your monitor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:42 12/06/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Ahh... you have troubles telling real world and porn apart???"

    nope, you do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:41 12/06/2012 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Ahh... you have troubles telling real world and porn apart???

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:44 12/06/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    the fact that you had to put age in quotes already tells me that you like "experienced" women over the age of 25.

    *rolls eyes*






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