Vivio has both “mommas” to protect her. She’s one of the most …

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Comment on Top 15 Anime Girls You Want to Protect by Pyrus:

Vivio has both “mommas” to protect her. She’s one of the most well-protected kids in [anime] existence.

Pyrus made other comments on this post:

• Top 15 Anime Girls You Want to Protect:
  

  Like a fox would take good care of a hen house? Or like King David took good care of Uriah’s wife? Or like the big, bad wolf wanted to take good care of little Red Riding Hood?

• Top 15 Anime Girls You Want to Protect:
  

  The only ones these characters need to be protected from are their “fans”! With that said, anyone want to protect: Yotsuba? Nagisa Kano? Minmei? Yuna Kagarazaka? The meganeko from the Steel Angel Kurumi 2?

• Top 15 Anime Girls You Want to Protect:
  

  Rick Hunter once said something similar about an “old sourpuss”. Guess who he ended up marrying.

Recent comments by Pyrus:

• “70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:
  

  Ghetto black women can’t afford cosmetic surgery, welfare won’t pay for it!

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  So…how many of the AKB48 girls are actually working to pay of their parents’ monetary debts to the Yakuza? Yakuza: “Where’s my money!?” Parent: “Th-this is all I have right now!” Yakuza: “This ain’t enough!!!” Parent: “I-I have nothing left to give you!” Yakuza: “Then pay me with your daughter’s body!!” Parent: “Wh-wha~…!?” Yakuza: “AKB48 will be holding auditions. Your daughter better be there, or I’ll be back!!! You don’t want me to come back!”

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  But can it give you a blow job & look slutty in a dress?

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  I thought the Yakuza were under police influence — paying them “protection” money to keep from having their hostess bars & other shady enterprises shut down.

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  “My idols can’t be this criminal” -or- “My idols can’t be this illegal” -or- “My idols can’t be this gangster” –this might be a more fun way to put it.