Police are hunting an apparent Precure fan for stroking a little girl in public, alarming creepy otaku watchers everywhere.
According to the Osaka police report, a man approached a group of 3 elementary school girls on their way home whilst mumbling and talking to himself, and then proceeded to stroke one of them on the head.
Their assailant was described as being of uncertain age, and wearing a pink Pretty Cure T-shirt and a hat of unknown colour.
Police ask anyone seeing him or any other suspicious person to report the matter to police.
Online there is a certain lack of surprise that this turned out to be a Precure fan:
“You guys again!”
“Those Pretards have been stroking the heads of little girls again, eh?”
“This stuff only ever happens in Osaka! It’s wrecking their image…”
“Stroking a little girl’s head is nothing compared to wearing a Precure T-shirt!”
“Do they even have adult sizes for those?”
“You can get sukumizu in adult male sizes so I’d think so.”
“Any adult wearing a Precure shirt is a serious cause for concern.”
“I’m more concerned about that hat of unknown colour he had. Scary stuff.”
“Osaka’s warning system lists scores of these incidents every day…”
“There’s one which describes a young man in school uniform carrying a sports bag ‘silently following’ a middle school girl on her way home. Some of the people reporting these things are clearly suffering paranoid delusions…”
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what's wrong with petting a loli on the head? i thought they liked that kind of stuff.
That kinda reminds me of Satoshi Houjou. XD
I used to pet my loli cousin but then they grew up on me. （；_・）
Now they avoid me at all cause. Well I guess....I missed those days when things are so simple and innocent.
I blame societal norm values.
Society are a bunch of hypocrite.
They give no excuse to loli, but it's okay to adult women.(include sex)
I blame your ergophobia and the fact that you have been a NEET for over 5 years. Surely your cousin thinks you are creepy.
You mean my absence of ergophobia and the fact that I have a well-paid job mean I still have a chance for family loli head stroking for some years?
Yay !
Remember to make them call you "Onii-chan".
i did that this morning.
they like it when they give you permission
they like it when you pay them afterwards
even then they'll report you
I want to penetrate their tiny pussys and get my Dick a little more than half way in.
...And they start calling you "onii-chan"
I own that shirt XD !!
As expected from filthy Americans. Absolute barbarians.
Americans aren't filthy - we bathe regularly.
In a bathtub full of filth that you soaked yourself in, as expected of filthy Americans.
Americans never wash their asshole after taking a dump, then soak in the bath tub ewwwww
I don't bathe. I shower.
@Anon 14:44
After a whole family of people use the same bath water it must leave a hell of a dirt ring. And you call us filthy?
@14:44 At least we change the water after we bathe. I'm looking at you, Japan
Please get off your high horse you pathetic arrogant kidult(NHK!!!). I could say the same to you Japanese. The thing is you think that Japan is so innocent and pure while the rest of the world is just trash....Read a couple of the reports here that are just plain stupid then we can have a nice chat :)
Good thing he didn't pet a dog. He'd be accused of bestiality.
Uncertain age and a hat of unknown color. LOL
They were probably too focused on the t-shirt to really notice the hat on his head or what his face really looked like.
A fine strategy, isn't it?
suspect is hatless?
I REPEAT, HATLESS!
/changes shirt and takes hat off...
Success! Deception Accomplished!
Ha! Genius!
A true criminal mastermind.
But what they didn't know was that he took a hair from the girls for cloning sex slaves.
He wanted to feel the magic.
.....Have YOU felt the magic, bro?
Don't we all feel the magic.
I have a long way to go to 40.
>“You can get sukumizu in adult male sizes so I’d think so.”
i think this is the most disturbing fact of all...
hat of unknown color? did he wear like, a transparent hat,or maybe a rainbow color hat..
maybe it's a hat that constantly cycles though colors like the horse of a different color in the Wizard of OZ.
Yes, I'd like a hat in the infrared range, please.
It's called "black". Blank doesn't reflect visible light, you see.
Hmm, that reminds me, I've got a couple of Yes Pretty Cure 5 episodes that I need to get around to releasing...
Q: Do you have any children?
A: Yes, three: A boy, a girl, and one of unknown gender.
Hideyoshi? O_o
patting a little girl on the head is what everyone does over here, although if you're talking to yourself and wearing a pink shirt while doing it would probably get you shot
dont forget the hat with unknown color! that is just scary.
“I’m more concerned about that hat of unknown colour he had. Scary stuff.”
Pffffffthahahahaha. I guess even Japanese net users have a sense of humor.
Do the Osaka police ever actually catch someone on these man hunts?
I mean the actual person they're after or do they just eventually arrest some poor random sap and coerce him into confessing?
It seems they sure have very little to do in Osaka.
they actually did caught some1 once, a man walking with his daughter hand in hand, his wife needed to come to the police station to get him out.
They do those hunts to distract from the fact that they themselves are the organized crime in Osaka.
Pretty sure he's just giving his Cure blessing..
Then again, the image of him wearing an undersized pink shirt creeps me out more than the stroke thing.
Man seen breathing air on same planet as female child.
Send out an APB.