Chinkopad: “Japan Has Become Too Sick!”

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The “thinkopad,” a 3D mouse pad allowing users to rest their wrists on the scrotum and testes of a crossdressing bunnyboy, has lately been exercising the disgust and opprobrium (and in some cases, naturally, the desire) of Japanese online, being quite out there even by the standards of Akihabara and 3D mouse pads.

The pad, available in certain select Akiba stores:

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The pad’s bulging testicles are said to be quite soft, and a much better fit than the now staid penis pad, although probably not as effectively shaped as the other major anatomical features favoured for such products.

Incidentally, the “thinkopad” name is pronounced “chinkopad” in Japanese, which just happens to sound like “penis pad.”

This is all too much, even for 2ch:

“This is crazy!”

“Who thinks of these things…”

“Totally messed up.”

“Right, ¥4200 is way too expensive for this.”

“The name is pretty clever though…”

“I like the way they make you ask for it by name at the register!”

“This is an otoko no ko, right?”

“An ahegao version would be choice.”

“Tourists: ‘…’.”

“If you don’t like it, don’t buy it! I’d like one.”

“Japan is done for.”

“Just where is Japan headed?”

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