Obviously false. If young men have small penises, then old men must have …

Obviously false.

If young men have small penises, then old men must have giant ones or toothpicks…

Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

Dammit Ishihara! Your novels are fucking sexy but your a loli-hating DICKHEAD!!!!
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

I farted apples
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

I blame the women. Yes, i have a small dick, so a woman has to learn to love me extra to make up for my insecurity, not my job, but hers.
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

eeew, then the girls wouldn’t look Japanese anymore being half white or half black….. nasty
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

Does that oldman even have the penis size or longevity to satisfy a woman? I highly doubt it.

Top 20 Anime of the 21st Century:

Don’t worry about him. He clearly doesn’t understand how anyone can not want to see these pointless lists – let alone want another “perfect” pointless list in it’s place.
“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

What if… 2D girls on 3D girls’ nail art? D: What then, I would ask Taylor? lol
“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

Most of us agree that these nails are stupid, yet we said it without reasoning that women as a whole are stupid as a result. Men can do idiotic, strange, pointless, and/or funny things too that we should also be called out on. Dammit, why can’t you be a misanthrope? They’re so much better than misandrists/misogynists, at least…
Otaku Elect Fan Sex Rino in “Creepiest Ever” AKB48 Election:

At least if you gonna be a ninja you won’t be short on projectiles
“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

Oh, and I forgot annoying and obtrusive, for everyone involved, lol. On top of that, ever heard the complaint about men complaining about their wives jabbing into them overnight in bed? That can’t be pleasant…