You his bitch? …

You his bitch?

Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

Dammit Ishihara! Your novels are fucking sexy but your a loli-hating DICKHEAD!!!!
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

I farted apples
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

I blame the women. Yes, i have a small dick, so a woman has to learn to love me extra to make up for my insecurity, not my job, but hers.
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

eeew, then the girls wouldn’t look Japanese anymore being half white or half black….. nasty
Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”:

Does that oldman even have the penis size or longevity to satisfy a woman? I highly doubt it.

China Quality Crossing: “Cross 100m in 5 Seconds…”:

if you can cross there while green is on, you will get a ticket for speeding and if not ..you’re dead meat. It is win win situation there.
China Quality Crossing: “Cross 100m in 5 Seconds…”:

It was too difficult for them to copy software for that traffic light.
Microsoft Unveils Xbox One – “Enjoy Your TV & EA!”:

@13:42 So you’re implying you don’t need one? Or you don’t have one?
Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

I wanna use my next gen console to turn on/off the lights in my apartment, and I want to regulate the temperature of my fridge. Please tell me the PS4 and Xbox One will support this =) Oh oh oh.. forgot something. How about turning the controller into a cellphone? Wouldn’t that be great? And what about access to your bank account, so you can maybe save your pin on Sonys/MS servers or your HD and then make transactions? DO WANT! Yeah… who doesn’t want to have ONE multimedia system to do …
Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

…except SEGA does not make Sonic games. Sonic Team does, SEGA is merely the publisher and, at times, the ones who somewhat guide developing. Wow, your concept of game developing is way off reality.