Sony Unveils Hatsune Miku Vita “You Can Stroke Her Thighs!”
- Categories: News
- Date: May 8, 2012 17:46 JST
- Tags: Announcements, Hatsune Miku, Project Diva, PSP, Sega, Sony, Vocaloid
Sony has unveiled a special edition PlayStation Vita bearing the pristine likeness of none other than holographic princess Hatsune Miku.
As its name suggests, the PlayStation Vita Hatsune Miku Limited Edition includes a copy of Next Hatsune Miku Project Diva, a crystal white PSV (itself a new release) bearing Miku’s likeness, and is due for release at the end of August along with the game proper.
A variety of mild complaints have been voiced, ranging from why the console is not a soothing shade of negi green to why the price is not ¥39,390 (pronounced “mikumiku”), although most seem pleased with the opportune placement of Miku’s thighs on the touch panel and are already committed to buying it when pre-orders open…
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very nice. hopefully its waterproof.
i want to stroke her all over!
Hell to stroking. I'm all licking and groping!!
licking? it better be waterproof
No money for a vita, i'll just stick to stroking my Miku figures.
And I am too broke to stroke anything but my dick.
This won the comments section hands down
yeah, I got a lol out of that one too XD
Dude, you need to register so we can follow your comments man. That is uber funny!
Start doing it online- collect underpants!
I mean, profit.
epic comment is epic hmm hmm
stop buying figures and youll have money for EVERITHING believe me, i did and after a year i bought an entire home teather just setting apart the money i would have used in figures
America gets the boring stuff...
no shit on that one
what an awful ad, you can barely make out the vita at all.
i wander why Miku is so captivating. it's no wander she is so popular.
Nah i'll wait for cheaper chinese version
Don't say anyone warned you when it blows up in your face. XD
I would rather blow in Miku's face.
I want her to stroke me!
Want it now.
i want this in europe so bad!!
well
a 3g vita is about 29,000 yen, add the game wich is 7,300 yen and a 4gb memory card 2,000 yen
all it will be the same price of the 3G limited edition
plus it also has: the 4gb memory card, a original protection film and comes with an AR card
i would prefer the wifi only ver anyways
Had they released it six weeks earlier (that is when I'm still in Japan) it'd be likely that I'd buy it...
Amen to this. I was in Japan 6 weeks ago too and if it were out I would have bought it. Buying it now would only be a hassle and besides:
1. It's white. Eww.
2. I already bought the black version.
Just need to upgrade 3DCG and add an actual AI to the program.-- Drop the 2D Shading and apply 3D Realism -- Then apply the Hands-On patch.
Release Miku Vita; Nintendo is finished!
Don't make me laugh
Where can i order it? :)
I think... I see TETRIS blocks on her hand.
I want because I like the colour :3
Oww yeahhh...! Miku still Rocks!!
Now give me a 3DS XL/Lite/Etc. with Luka all over it.
huh? nothing about china importing human meat pills to korea yet???
Sorry bro, looks like Amazon JP and other pre-order accepting websites already ran out of their available stocks. I heard it was an instant sell-out... Now the only way left for us is to purchase one from a sneaky ass fuck-o who'll charge us twice or triple the original price... That's, unless Sony decides to manufacture another lot...
Uhm am i gonna be the only one to say this?
...Well alright..
What thighs?!
1. Get a vita.
2. Place your vita on your thighs for stabilty.
3. Play it.
4. Profit!?
I'll definitely buy it if the touchpad appears with a picture of Miku's shimapan ass... complete with a perfect texture of a cotton panties.
and the analog sticks should be the nipples, (and please dont tell me what your thinking about the "slots")
Yeah, but ... it's still a Vita.
I don't buy Sony locked-boxes.
japanese are reverse-import paranoid assholes.
What are you talking about? Are you paranoid or something?
Despite this, the Vita is region free.
My wallet has nothing to offer me.
Forgive me, I won't be able to stroke you then.
Tempting. It's interesting that they're not using the actual Project Diva model art, or even Kei art, but this art is very nice.
Only going to make me go with out food for a while but i will have it !!
sure i already own one.. but still that is so epic i must have one :P
2012 u make me poor =[
Spanish: Nooooo!!! ): como puedo comprar el PS por Internet ): soy de perú
I just want to push her buttons, put things in her sockets and play with her all night long, shes gonna need new batteries after I'm done with her aww yeah!!
What am i talking about?
what the hell? i just bought a vita! Are you trying to rob us Sony? What ever SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY...again.
I want this shit, yo! Now to wait for my dreams to shatter when this bad girl never leaves the land of the rising sun. Oh well, there's always the option of importing. Although that might not always turn out perfect.
Oh man.. don't do it.. don't make me get that vita crap MIKU ><!!!!! DAMN IT