Yeah, if they were real, she would be kind of gaped, Homura’s …

• Tags: Anime Goods, Dutch Wife, Onanism, Otaku, Parody, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Ronery
  

Comment on Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica by Anonymous:

Yeah, if they were real, she would be kind of gaped, Homura’s lips look stretched out, and Madoka looks to virginal. Anyway….you guys have fun, just remember that Russian chik who put tiny shards of glass in her boyfriend’s onahole.

Anonymous made other comments on this post:

• Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica:
  

  Um, Quality? :)

• Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica:
  

  What r u expecting from a japanese product?

• Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica:
  

  As unsexy as these things already are, could they at least get a woman to be the hand-model on the packaging? Burly man-hands pawing the merchandise does not make me feel inclined to want to use it.

• Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica:
  

  well, you could think of them as penis’ sheats

• Puella Magi Madoka Onanistica:
  

  WTF is hapenning to humanity?

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