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- Date: May 8, 2012 11:08 JST
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- Anonymous on June 19, 2013 18:44
To Love-Ru Darkness After School Incest Manga - That girl in the forth picture looks a lot like Misaka Mikoto. http://images.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/to-love-ru-darkness-manga-extra-3-21.jpg... More
Why did they randomly rip off the K-on character cd art for this
Madoka and Homura look more like Yuru Yuri's Chinatsu and Clannad's Tomoyo respectively.
IN OTHER WORDS A WORLD OF AWESOME I DON'T CARE I LOVE THEM ALL >___<!!!
Srsly? Put your usual pantsu on the head and rethink it.
I honestly can't tell if you were directing that comment at Meredith, or at Homura.
...but at least put the pantsu back on your head!
Came here to post this
They "randomly" ripped off Lucky Star artwork as well.
Pretty sure I saw those in the ads a good few months ago? :V
From what I've seen over the years, Sankaku's mascot should be Slowpoke.
What r u expecting from a japanese product?
Um, Quality? :)
Does the Mami onahole cut your head off?
i c wat u did thar
I'm not even trying to be funny but those damn thing looks really small.
Look like they can be used as a dildo.
Well...
At least it's not Kyubey...
Think I get the kinks though...
The first one of coure cute, petite virgin...
The second, tit pumping...
The Third, armpit masturbation...
Those onaholes look so tight.
Is it an actual cast of the interior of their vagina's? If it's anything less, then they can go fuck themselves!
With an onahole modeled after their own asshole, they can do just that!
We heard you the first time bro.
Is it an actual cast of the interior of their vagina's? If it's anything less, then they can go fuck themselves!
Is it an actual cast of the interior of their vagina's? If it's anything less, then they can go fuck themselves!
Is it an actual cast of the interior of their vagina's? If it's anything less, then they can go fuck themselves!
Homura's comes with a twist. Plot twist.
THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE CONTRACT!
I wonder if Leon's used these things before?
Anyways, I know what I'll be buying as gifts.
Looking at this reminds me that i need to get lotion for my Kuroneko onahole. it's siting lonely in my drawer
WTF is hapenning to humanity?
Hastily slap Madoka onto any product.
It prints money!
They all look the same to me.
As unsexy as these things already are, could they at least get a woman to be the hand-model on the packaging? Burly man-hands pawing the merchandise does not make me feel inclined to want to use it.
Huh.
Can I get a soulgem version?
I'd seriously buy that.
The metaphysical masturbatory joy of fucking another soul while engaged over an internet fight on meaning of life and social behaviours.
i wonder, where can i order this... i want one
But they couldn't be bothered to include Sayaka? For shame, Japan.
So, the glowing effects.. they are pretending they are soul gems, right? A world where when their souls are ripped out, they become onaholes that allow them to fight witches?
I don't remember signing that reality altering contract...
so people really fit their dicks inside these?! no seriously, they look unbelievably small.
u do know that dicks come in various sizes right? not everyone has a 15cm+ cock especially Asians.
Mami has a rectangular vagina...
Yeah, if they were real, she would be kind of gaped, Homura's lips look stretched out, and Madoka looks to virginal. Anyway....you guys have fun, just remember that Russian chik who put tiny shards of glass in her boyfriend's onahole.
You can't scare us with such an attack, we are immune to it on sankaku. If you know what I mean.. :'(
I absolutely know what you mean.
RAPE IS IMMINENT
bullshit
the worst idea of this month
oh you...
you don't fuck a goddess, you worship her.
silly japan
I'd be impressed if Mami's was a gaping neck hole.
DO WANT!!!
Am I the only one who thinks from these pictures they more resemble penises?
well, you could think of them as penis' sheats
These things are creepy as fuck.