Shoko-tan: “I Want a Macho Boyfriend who Loves Pussy!”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 6, 2012 13:10 JST
- Tags: Anniversaries, Dating, Gravure, Hikikomori, Idol, Neko, Otaku, Shoko-tan
Net idol Shoko-tan has been celebrating her 10th year of minor stardom with a live performance and some topless posing, revealing that she wants to quit her hikikomori lifestyle and is desperate for a pussy-loving boyfriend who will put up with her doing nothing but watching anime all day…
Although music appears to be her main focus of late, she has also launched her own “pink” curry, endorsed a cat-food line, and, perhaps most importantly to her fans, been busy posing in her underwear (though technically she is modelling them):
Her fans can be forgiven for noticing all these pictures obligingly crop out her notoriously short little legs…
Her curry:
At her anniversary concert, Shoko-tan – now in her dotage at the venerable age of 27 – reminisced about the merely middle-aged Shoko Nakagawa of ten years prior:
“I was pretty negative ten years ago. I had just come down with gastroenteritis from my first swimwear photo shoot… putting out a CD was just a dream.
I really should break out of this passionless decade I’ve had, and leave being a hikikomori behind. Is my objective to find a lover? So it is.”
Her ideal man:
“A macho guy who loves cats and won’t get annoyed by me doing nothing but watching anime all day long. If he were an anime character, he’d have long blonde hair and I wouldn’t much care about anything else. Or perhaps he’d be injured, that’d be pretty moe, wouldn’t it?”
Despite this, she is adamant she does actually have an interest in 3D males:
“Maybe that’s no good… I’m not saying I’m frightened of 3D, I’ll keep trying!”
There is a certain amount of scepticism online as to whether she has really spent the last 10 years without a boyfriend, or male companions of equivalent distinction:
“She’s going to be single for the rest of her life.”
“A short-legged old otaku hag like this? Beggars can’t be choosers.”
“She might as well just say ‘I want a hot guy’…”
“Isn’t she just a fool?”
“One of you guys marry the poor girl and have some kids with her.”
“I bet she has had a mountain of sex friends over the last 10 years if she really hasn’t had a boyfriend.”
“She might make an interesting chum but I don’t think marrying her would be a good idea.”
“She described me perfectly, although I am unemployed.”
“Poor Mamitasu:”
“Isn’t that animal cruelty!?”
“I worry about what will happen to her when Mamitasu dies. Cats don’t live that long.”
“You know what they say about pussy-eating women…”
“I doubt any real cat loving man could put up with how she treats her cat!”
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that curry rice looks disgusting btw
I thought so myself damn that shit looks gross lol
cat: please help me.
Cat: When I can lift that sledgehammer at last, I'm gonna bring it right down on that bitch's head while she's sleeping.
This cat will rape her in her sleep and then eat her.
Omg I love pussy...and by pussy, I mean cats.
" and is desperate for a pussy-loving boyfriend who will put up with her doing nothing but watching anime all day" Where do I sign up?
Macho, do you have it?
Femininity, does she have it?
She just wants a sugar daddy. its totally normal.
She's definitely more feminine than the whores over here in North America.
Eyes, do you have them?
butthurt, you got it
Right on Anonymous 19:27.
As long as she cleans her pussy all the time and doesn't ask me to lick it when she's red down south it's all good.
But there are thousands of similiar girls in japan, with less weirder hobbies. I wouldn't mind her, but I'm not a body builder with a dick that ejaculates money.
She doesn't. But has allot of skin and bones together with an uber idealistic self sense of distorted beauty. She's nothing special. She's the equivalent of a pale skinny/slim/flimsy man asking for a curvy femme fatal type of woman with thick thighs, meaty lips and gorgeous breats. She's completly deluded in her inner lala-land world to think she can get that type of man. More importantly, she can't graps that that type of man she want's, wouldn't want a type of woman like her.
"A macho guy who loves cats and won’t get annoyed by me... COUGH! COUGH! (coughing up furball) licking my cat"
amazing not a lot of women can lick their own pussy!
That cat must be like, "If I move, she'll eat me..."
I'd love to have a lick at her pussy.
You must love having hair in your mouth.
*cough* furballs *cough*
toxoplasmosis girls are always horny.
Or toxoplasmosis.
She is going to have a hairball from licking her pussy.
+ *cough*pubichairballs*cough*
WIN
Some Asian women have just a little trail of pubic hair which "peters out" before you get down to her vagina.
And them pussy's tasty eatin'!
Cat to Shoko-tan:"One day human, one day...."
Hmmm. Cute japanese girl who cosplay's, watches anime, and is a bit quirky and odd. While I am not macho at all, I am athletic and muscular. Where is the application form?
I can imagine Shoko-tan coughing up a hairy ball from licking her pussy.
Poor cat, must be bad to be molested by a hot chick, not!
You is STOOOPiD, MUTHA FOKA
12 years old child detected.
cats can live long i have two and there going on going on 14 and 15 human years and the vet says there in perfect health they get only the best from me and they get a check up every 2 mo. the oldest cat recorded was like 30+ years i seriously doubt my cats will get that old especially her cats stressful environment its shortens lives
Do you see those two keys with a ⇧ on it? They're called ‘shift’ and if you hold one of 'm while typing a letter, you get a capital.
There is also a "," key and a "." key. They are quite useful.
I'm disappointed in the lack of decent lesbian innuendo.
I would love both her pussies.
even though she has the ugliest legs ever she's still quite hot. But seriously, I can't believe JPN people think that women older than 20 are old hags... I bet Japan has the highest % of virgins of any country. =/
actually it's any over the age of 25 and pretty much universal, everywhere. cause after 25 looks begin to fade away.
WAAAAAH! HER LEGS ARE UGLY! HER ELBOWS ARE TOO SHORT! WAAAAH! You are a fucking FAGGOT.
Remember most of these people are only into 2D and the only cases of 3D acceptable in their book is under 20 (more like >12 ideally).
Don't take them seriously.
don't you mean <12?
Nope. Teenagers are vastly more popular than lolis.
please don't eat the cat!
Hey, when you've got a craving for chinese food, you've got a craving for chinese food.
Aww man, I like cats and I don't care if she watches anime all day cause I'm going to be gaming all day...I don't bother her and she won't bother me! Perfect... Unless we gotta share the T.V. o_o#
I don't want her. But I do want the cat.
Please, save the poor thing.
She wants a blonde guy with long hair that is cripple? Looks like I have to grow my hair out, dye it blonde and walk infront of a bus, the rest of my year is planned.