I would buy a Hentai umbrella and fap onto the character in …

I would buy a Hentai umbrella and fap onto the character in the middle of a crowded mall.

Ita-Umbrellas: “An Excellent Theft Countermeasure”:

I admire this stuff on cars, but on an umbrella it just looks girly.
Ita-Umbrellas: “An Excellent Theft Countermeasure”:

it’s me, wrong post, it’s meant for the fake miku, this one’s are ok. in fact i want one.
Ita-Umbrellas: “An Excellent Theft Countermeasure”:

i gotta say this in a different language to accurately express what i think of this contraption. “QUE PINCHE FEA ESTÁ, NI GRACIA TIENE, ni una copia bien hecha pueden hacer, pero bueno, hecha en china, que mas les puedes pedir, jaja toda chafa y fea.”
Ita-Umbrellas: “An Excellent Theft Countermeasure”:

Where can i get this?Show me some link?
Ita-Umbrellas: “An Excellent Theft Countermeasure”:

No, but Fanatic is, and you’re pretty fanatical about your waifu, so it does kinda fit. :P

Microsoft Unveils Xbox One – “Enjoy Your TV & EA!”:

News flash: you can hold a controller and play games in front of the telly on the computer as well… hell, my friends and I have been doing that for a long time now.
AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:

I wish the “gangsters” in my country dress this classy. In the UK by the way.
AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:

In happier news this group is now perfect for those into NTR.
“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

I don’t hate nail art but I hate long nails. Keep that shit trimmed.
Otaku Elect Fan Sex Rino in “Creepiest Ever” AKB48 Election:

And this is what makes me hate AKB the most. It actually deludes the ignorant in thinking the entire industry revolves around these things while there are groups out there that are genuine and fun to follow and don’t rely on being a sex symbol, nor would they have to as they’re a lot cuter and more interesting than the 48 girls.