No, the lame in russia jokes, which is so 2000 late …

no, the lame in russia jokes, which is so 2000 late

Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement:

It’s a good thing she was lucky enough that people bothered to stop and help. D:
Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement:

so, apparently you *can* dig straight down to China…
Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement:

Here, since nobody else will, I’ll give it to you: YYEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement:

Poor girl.
Girl Falls “Into Cavern” Through Chinese Pavement:

My underwear is made in India, ya dumb chink.

“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

I’m a girl. Hate it. I like OCCASIONALLY painting my nails a pastel/neutral color that’s not too noticeable, but it’s a giant hassle. It spills everywhere, then I can’t do anything for an hour. It looks good for about a day, then you have half-chipped nails for a week, or you can scrub your nails to the roots with nail polish remover.
“70% of Guys” Hate Nail Art:

I don’t like nail art but I don’t hate them either. But I prefer having a girlfriend who knows how to make a nail gun.
Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

Because consoles break. You can still play Windows 95 games on Windows 7, and yet you can’t play 2012 games on 2014 Sony consoles.
If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

humm… let’s see… full english tranlslation?: Check more than likely an eager community to apply the translated script to the untranslated version?: Check Total units sold of the full butchered down version?: I suspect about 1…?
If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

Hopefully fans will translate the missing scenes and find a way to patch the english all-age version with them.