But Virginia, there really WAS a Santa Claus! …

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Comment on Otaku Celebrate Erica Hartmann’s Birthday – “Who Wouldn’t!” by Pyrus:

But Virginia, there really WAS a Santa Claus!

Pyrus made other comments on this post:

• Otaku Celebrate Erica Hartmann’s Birthday – “Who Wouldn’t!”:
  

  Are the Germans now gettin’ as lazy with their language as us Americans now? Or is this another instance of language evolution/devolution?

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  Ghetto black women can’t afford cosmetic surgery, welfare won’t pay for it!

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  So…how many of the AKB48 girls are actually working to pay of their parents’ monetary debts to the Yakuza? Yakuza: “Where’s my money!?” Parent: “Th-this is all I have right now!” Yakuza: “This ain’t enough!!!” Parent: “I-I have nothing left to give you!” Yakuza: “Then pay me with your daughter’s body!!” Parent: “Wh-wha~…!?” Yakuza: “AKB48 will be holding auditions. Your daughter better be there, or I’ll be back!!! You don’t want me to come back!”

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  But can it give you a blow job & look slutty in a dress?

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  I thought the Yakuza were under police influence — paying them “protection” money to keep from having their hostess bars & other shady enterprises shut down.

• AKB48 “Connected To Yakuza”:
  

  “My idols can’t be this criminal” -or- “My idols can’t be this illegal” -or- “My idols can’t be this gangster” –this might be a more fun way to put it.