No, no you do not. That is not pretty, that is freakish …

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No, no you do not. That is not pretty, that is freakish and disgusting. 2D girls should look like 2D girls and 3D girls should like 3D girls, the two should never, ever mix.

@Anon 03:07
Correction, his best bet would be to have an alien space ship crash land on top of him, while he’s wandering around the moutains at night.

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