“Russian Barbie Doll” Not To Be Outdone
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Apr 17, 2012 21:53 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Dolls, Fashion, Image Gallery, Makeup, Photoshop, Plastic Surgery, Russia
Not to be outdone by actual superpowers, Russia is fighting back with yet another mindbending fusion of what it can only be hoped is mostly Photoshop and makeup, all for the dubious cause of looking more plastic than plastic.
The latest candidate:
See also the previous showdown between China and the US.
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No... just, no...
Still would.
You would. But I'm not quite sure I would.
I feel like I could break that thing. gotta fuck her with gloves or something.
be careful that... thing? is a limited edition
Its just photoshop.
still totally fuckable to me.
The only thing that woman is fucking is the fourth wall.
What the prob? They are only after the pussy after all!
might as well get a barbie fleshlight
..Suddenly, i got an urge to jerk off to my Busou Shinkis, Figma & Queen's Blade Revoltech figures...
*tee-hee*
Can someone kill this hideous creature on my behalf?
sorry, not into necrophilia or helping you with it.
So, tune a car may be the same on women.
Nothing is original on her, except the bones :p
Pimp my Bride xD
Motherfuckers like these need a trip to the doctor...asap!!!
But they are sooo pretty! :( I want to look like that!
A GURL?! NO WAI!!!
joking aside, you being an actual girl was way too unlikely to even consider. There used to be a respectable amount of female readers here, but they have long since vanished due to the increasing misogyny in the comments. I hear some can still be found on the forums, but us anons don't go there...
I still don't believe you're a girl btw.
A sex change? :( But I'm a girl...I have girl parts. :( I don't look like a barbie doll though.
@05:14 "but they have long since vanished due to the increasing misogyny in the comments"
Or we think that those guys are pathetic and really don't give a fuck.
No, no you do not. That is not pretty, that is freakish and disgusting. 2D girls should look like 2D girls and 3D girls should like 3D girls, the two should never, ever mix.
@Anon 03:07
Correction, his best bet would be to have an alien space ship crash land on top of him, while he's wandering around the moutains at night.
Oh, well, whatever you do, don't transform yourself into this...monstrosity.
@Conduit
Yes, I see what you did there! Why didn't I think of this. He should definitely do that. Now I really feel like finally starting to read the manga...
What? A gurl in my internet?
Go back to the kitchen and make us mens a sandwich instead of wasting time in here.
Do you want me to kiss your girl parts?
His best bet is an alien abduction. Humanity is still a far way off from being capable of doing actual sex changes. We don't want another dangerous trap walking around do we?
Get a sex change?
Don't worry about them. Some of those pics look too inhuman that they've got to have been shooped.
Her proportins look like she stepped out lupin haha
Totally looks more like a successful Lupin cosplay than a Russian Barbie.
more like one piece
nope definitely Lupin... If each of these photos are of a legitimate barbie then I... dun even know what to say .___. no..
Please stop posting this rubbish.
It is not 2D and it is not Loli, therefore I am not interested.
As harsh as ever again, ojou-sama.
Well said, Mistress.
These pics fall right in the uncanny valley.
Looks like the makers played too much Lineage2.
Definitely not. The Lineage2 females looked waaay better than this. Most of all, they had actual nice, full curves; though I guess the Russian candidate doesn't fail as hard in this area as the other ones.
eh, what the hell. I'd poke 'er with my baby maker.....
loves it
Just google Нахема or Нордика
They were russian 2ch memes many years ago
i would be scare if that beside me at night -.-
cuz she/or that thing look juz like Real Fking DOLL
She has long legs!(but they're a bit to thin) But the rest is.. well, it's ugly human-wise.
She needs to learn how to photoshop. Badly.
i wouldnt mind fucking it
There're videos with her. One doesn't photoshop videos, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDyTHxgt-Vw
(don't forget to turn off sound)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN9qiBoEz78
more photos
IRL one piece proportions!
Nami and Robin look much better. Thus, 2D>3D.
femme bots like in austin powers cool!
The face looks like an expressionless plastic mask. >_<
Wow, that last picture really reminds me of Ophelia from Claymore o_O
Idk, I like it.
Except for the stomach part.
>Last pic
Hey, that face doesnʻt look so bad
>scroll down
Holy crap that body D: