In a reversal of the usual pattern, police are hunting a little girl for repeatedly swindling vulnerable adults with a sob story about urgently needing taxi fare to get to hospital to see her dying grandfather.
Nagasaki University apparently considers the problem serious enough to issue a public warning to its students about the little scamp:
“Recently near our Sakamoto campus an elementary school girl has been approaching people, telling them a story along the lines of “My grandpa is dying and I have to hurry to see him, please help me by lending me fare for a taxi!”, and there have been a number of incidences of students giving her money.
We have already discussed the matter with police, but please take especial care.”
Whether Nagasaki students all have hearts of gold or are merely so tremendously gullible as to fall victim to a little girl’s ploy is the subject of some lively debate online:
“Base!”
“Amazing, isn’t it?”
“An elementary school-age fraudster – scary stuff!”
“Try doing it around the Tokyo Dome, you could make a fortune.”
“If she though it up herself she is quite an amazing piece of work.”
“It’s only a matter of time before she learns an even better way of making money!”
“Probably her parents put her up to it, right?”
“This sounds like something from an ero-doujinshi…”
“She knows how to exploit lolicon alright…”
“I’d have taken her with me.”
“Ambulances are free.”
“There’s no way of avoiding a trick like that!”
“Get her some help, if her income dries up she’ll be selling her body next.”
“The sad thing is if you actually tried to help her by taking her to the hospital you’d be the one who being arrested…”
“Well, if it is a cute little girl it can’t be helped.”
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my little extortionist can't be this cute
In Soviet Russia, loli fucks you.
Soviet Russia sounds like a great place to be in.
Go and play Daiteikoku of Alicesoft
Don't get your hopes high, those lolis eat steroids with the three main meal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p884Keh3cU0
lol, japan has joined russia lol
“This sounds like something from an ero-doujinshi…”
- where's the part where her victims get revenge and punish her?
To be honest, if it was a cute loli, I probably couldn't resist.
Although depending on how much the "taxi" fare was, I might be tempted to ask for a return favor...
teach her what a better way to make money is while you're at it!
i'm sure she'll be able to afford the taxi fare to see all her dead relatives in no time.
rather than give her money for taxi, i would rather give her ride in my car and raep her pussy if she lies about her dying families
Except she will never be as cute as Azunyan.
You're sick
That's one of the oldest tricks in the book, least she's smart enough to realize her lolimouth is equally capable of generating the money her lolivagina can.
her lolimouth can do it in more than one way, both in "voice mode" and "silent mode".
LOL @ the white person whose face turns red with rage at the sight of the word "lolicon" or "pedosexuality".
P.S. I'm talking to you, anon who created multiple accounts just to vote down all the comments ;)
lol, it's true though, a lot of the anons on this site are really cute. they create multiple accounts just to vote down every comment with the word "loli" in it, because it makes them so angry to see one that's voted highly,lol
so cute, it makes me squirm XD
I'm not involved in any of this but just out of curiosity ow many accounts do you have? You're obviously outvoting everyone. It's too much of a coincidence that you get upvoted to a +1 whithin a few minutes of posting.
holy shit, look at all these down votes. last time i looked at this article, there where tons of 1.0.
exactly. why do people have to vote everything down smh
It's a white person, it can't be helped.
I thought she was selling her body for money...
AHA the game's finally up for these loli swindlers trying to frame all the poor single male lolicon virgins out there. lol
Took the police long enough to realize. :)
She probably even called them "Onii-chan"... Poor lolicons had no chance.
“The sad thing is if you actually tried to help her by taking her to the hospital you’d be the one who being arrested…”
TRUE
“It’s only a matter of time before she learns an even better way of making money!”-- Congratulation Little Girl has evolved into Enjo Slut
Enjo Slut learned Jailbait
Enjo Slut learned Lick
Enjo Slut uses Show Pantsu.
It's very effective!
Lolicon takes critical damage.
u jelly?
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
This young girl is going to grow up, marry a dying rich old man and get his fortune into her hands easily. Mark my words.
You mean Gold Digger.
Damned if you do, damned if you dont. That is until you can get the police involved. Agree to lend her the taxi fare, however, only after you report to a police and have them escort the girl to the hospital.
Too bad any attempt of victims trying to turn the girl in to the police would probably result in the victims being detained first.
So what's her real story? Has anyone bothered to find out about that?
She wants money for the newest fashion trends.
Louis Vuitton backpack?
Or forced by an adult to commit to this. Who knows..
Smarter than selling a kidney.
I bet if someone says no she threatens to tell the cops they were creeping on her.
what is going on? so many down-voted!
waa babies gonna waa
Looks like the little girl already learn the most important benefit of being a women:
Cheating men of their money.
You can't blame her. Everyone knows that the price of Lemonade and Brownie cookies have now plummet down and every kid nowadays needs an iPad.
I like to maintain the illusion that only very stupid, lazy, whore-like women milk men for money. Because without that...I...give up on life.
Yes, this little girl's ahead of the curve. We've got a fucking prodigy on our hands. Most women don't figure this out until they're at least twice her age.
I wouldn't say so. I'd say most come upon this revelation at around age 13
truth there
Bitches and whores.
Period.
Virgins and shut-ins.
Distortion.
I bet you're one of those white people who plays "dungeons & dragons", aren't you.
buttsmashed much?
LOL @ people thinking all little Japanese girls are whores. I hope you don't have kids!
oh god, i'm going through your past comments, and just...wow
i didn't think people as pathetic as you actually existed, lol
lol... owned.
Awwwww did I insult you or something? Awww I'm so sorry. It's easy to talk shit and vote up and down when you're anonymous isn't it? Tough guy!
inb4 feminists-in-denial's response to this attempting to be sarcastic but fails miserably at it.
lol... fuck man, low blow XD
but yeah, tru >.<
also "Base"?
anyone wanna explain that one to me? went way over my head that time O_o...
base: adj. Without moral principles; ignoble.
Too many illiterate children on this site.
I think you mean if you want to see pretentious dumb fucks who like to think they're smarter than they are go join a woman's book club. Oh and btw, the average europeans iq and standard of living is higher than that of the average american, so who's the real trash here. lol.
You forgot to put in (archaic) into your definition. No one needs to know what a word could have meant a few hundred years ago when it has a few dozen meanings in contemporary use.
qft lol
You have to admit it's not the first definition most people think of when they see that word, so just the word by itself (as opposed to "What a base thing to do," for example) is easily confusing.
Dude, this is Sankaku, the land of American teenage weaboos and unemployed eurotrash. If you want to see literate people go join a woman's book club.