I’d say the last things I’d want to be killed by are …

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Comment on Odorigui Outrage: “Eating Animals Live is Not Cruel!” by Mauvais:

I’d say the last things I’d want to be killed by are a mantis or an octopus. Both have excellent ways of ensaring their prey, but small mouths to chew with. Any videos I’ve seen of a mantis eating includes the prey writhing around for a good long time while they are slowly nibbled away. No thanks!

As for anyone who thinks that eating a cow is the same as tossing a live octopus on the grill, you are quite simply stupid, and have no compassion. Cows are killed before being carved up, because they would suffer tremendously otherwise. What do you think it feels like to be held down by a pair of tongs and burned alive? If you are curious, you might try touching a hot grill for a small preview. You’d rather die first, wouldn’t you?

Would the freshness of a meal be affected in any way if you killed the creature moments before cooking it? Think… Then think longer about how that grill felt.

I’m no vegetarian, but I think humans are perfectly capable of giving their prey a quick death.

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