I see it in the not so distant future, a new class of disease that can’t be cured by anything modern medicine can conceive! People arguing and flaming at each other just because people need to talk shit over every little god damn detail.
But this won’t stop the corporate yahoos. Nope, they’ll still patent a drug and shove it down each and everyone’s throats saying this will cure you with the over 9000 side effects that will ruin your life.
And then someone will say, Eureka! I have found the ultimate cure to any and all disease! People will come crying and begging to this god like man for his answer and wisdom. He looks down at the maggots before him and pronounces:
And so peace has finally returned to the universe. Happy End~
Recent comments by Jyoohan:
- Million Arthur: “A New Low Even For Square Enix”:
The less clothes and more loli the character is, the higher its HP and ATK power.
- Square Enix Back in the Red: “Expect Even More Remakes!”:
You know what I miss? That I care. I miss the part where I actually care what happens to the character. So much to the point I might break down into tears if that character dies. Sound familiar? FFVII anyone? Please Square, make me care about your games again, and you can start by listening to your customers.
- Winter 2011 Anime “Least Original Ever” “Just Rehashes”:
Must be some miserable schmucks who can’t enjoy anything in life anymore so they have to make everyone else miserable by letting people know how everything is lame and it’s unoriginal. Can’t even think of the positive things, like an interesting plot line? I don’t know about anyone else, but I haven’t heard of a plot line like “Dream Eater Merry” so that perked my interest, and always liked a good mecha anime. And speaking of mecha, why don’t they complain about Gundam? How long has that …