40 “Practically Undriveable” Itasha
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 20, 2012 21:47 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Cars, Dakimakura, Image Gallery, Itasha, Moe, Otaku
The extremes of devotion with which some otaku have decorated their precious itasha have lately fallen under critical scrutiny for the deleterious effects they may exert on the concentration and driving ability of the lucky owners, to say nothing of other road users…
Some of the more extreme examples – to what extent some of the more egregious cases actually find themselves driven about in that condition is not clear (the dolls and dakimakura are presumably for show, although moeblob-obscured windows are clearly not), but all are apparently road legal at any rate:
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Azunyan leaning forward the window while Ui pouts at the back. The set-up's simply brilliant :)
with her at the window, i wonder who would dare to smash the window to steal the car...
They'll smash the car to steal that window.
Agreed lmao
with her at the window, I would ram my car into...
wont the police go: "look there's a child in that car that's trying to get out..."
They'd so bust the driver for being in the same car with a child
And then, like any good cop, they'd take the child for themselves.
#45 is one of my favorite Miku pictures ever. I think I have every single version of it, wallpaper size.
I can see why.
I know, right. XD Just brilliant and funny all at the same time.
Ton Chan
Car, car, car, car, car, car, bike horse, car, car
Wait what
looks like there are ponies there too!
Looks like a Trojan Horse XD It seems that most of the car are meant for showing off or perhaps just for that owner to sleep with their 'waifu'.
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!
TO THE WAIFUMOBILE!
Ok, Pedobearman!
Holy Striped Pantsu Pedobearman!
IT IS I TENTACLEMAN IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR WAIFUMOBILE AND USE it as a Pleasuring Tool
69 is the best one.
69 and 71 for sure.
You cannot escape Azu-nyan!
you cannot escape [comma] Azunyan ! *FIXED*
Forget escaping, I'd rather be chased by this Azunyan!
#71 awesome....but i like #35 the most, didnt expect there are people still appreciate the good old Galaxy Angel.
Yes, I totally would've high-fived that guy.
#34 has air bags, so at least it's safe for the driver
Oppai airbags. Must have for all itasha.
this is why i wanna win the lotery. just buy a expensive car, like a bentley and just go all otaku on it. maybe a nice rozen maiden theme or just something realy loli style. just for shock value.
If I had no risk of social disgust and ridicule I would deffinatly purchase 1 of those, probably the vocaloid one
It takes guts to ride one.
It is the true pride of an Otaku to ride one.
Pick you poison, 'cause I am saving my money already.
Someone should ninja some famous rapper/stereotype gangsta's car and replace it one of these.
Best you've been punk'd antic ever.
Yeah. "Speed Moe Makeover! Our team will otakuize your ride in thirty minutes flat, or you get your money back!"
That miku car certainly is... undrivable.
But man, I'm so jealous of some of them.
Guys guys, you are all missing the obvious thing. If you chuck out all the other seats you have room for your own entertainment center in the car! Its not like you will be having any passengers...
In an otaku's mind, every seat has a passenger. And he himself is not driving.
Grand theft auto, anyone?
How could you steal one of those? It's way to easy to describe an ita-sha to police.
Ita-sha = best anti-theft system if you ask me.
Try driving a 2004 Crown Vic ex-cop car. NOBODY messes with it either in parking lots or on the road.
Except they're ugly as f*ck.
I love my ex cop car. People keep their distance whenever I drive it.
Most of those are low-rider cruisers, than street racing machines.
Try stealing one at speed you're gonna wreck and mabeh keeel yourself.
i call shotgun
and I'll bring one to help with the "acquirement" of said vehicle :D
I call ak47
Texture pack?
28, 69 were cute - the rest were just fucking ridiculous. I can't help but admit some otaku take it just too far when it comes to collecting mad gobs of the same shit for one character, much to the point that it becomes less devotion and more insulting towards the art 'waifu', as nothing is done within taste!
The same with all the random packing of trinkets and shit all over the dashboard, who in their right mind finds this satisfying?!
Squidmobile...
...and who's the girl on the left in pic #39?
Nice. I wanna do one in America.
Look out! Flock of pigeons approaching from the East!
Append miku car.. DROOOLLLL!!! man that is hot..