85% fat people were otaku

I do like casual anime/manga fans, but I couldn't stick around with someone so obsessed they have their waifu all over and in public. It's just public indecency. x_x

Talk about high-standards...now seeing Japan's population shrink doesn't come to me as a surprise given the standards of women nowadays.

And here's what I'd like to do with a cute oriental lady someday and WILL soon:-)

Remember the early part of "Conan The Barbarian"...? The one with the Governator, the ONLY good Conan movie...

Get a cute, petite oriental lady wearing next to nothing, like only a bikini bottom and cute slippers and some pointless jewelry. And I'm dressed up like Conan or better Slaine Mac Roth;-)

"Woman! Wooommmmaannnnn!!!"

But I'd make sure it was consensual (at least subsidized) and otherwise I'd be a nice man to the wee lassie. I'm a "Barbarian" and quite proud of it, but don't think that's a bad thing.

6 and 8 are actually ...kinda tolerable (at least as a joke or something). Well, that aside, I'm no bitching or breaking up just because he's doing one of them.

First of all, curse anyone who refuses to stop being a creepy pedotaku.

Second, these sound like the women I'd sooner deck in the face even after trying to politely approach them.

Third, I'd rather have Chii's Sweet Home or Doraemon keychains to go with my Angry Birds keychains. If that still makes me a creepy otaku even though I hate wearing what most otaku would wear, then to hell with going outside.

Definitely not true. Sure, some of them do, in a large part because society *strongly* discourages them from making the first move or having casual sex, so sometimes it seems like the only reasonable way to just get laid is to be raped. However, not all women have rape fantasies, and not all of those who do want it to happen - because being raped really fucks you up, and in a not even close to good way. Regardless of if you're a man or a woman.

It's not unheard of for someone to later fall in love with their rapist either, and there's all sorts of messed up psychological issues that go into that (including the fact that they were fucked up by the rape itself) but that still doesn't mean they originally wanted it.

Like you said, get life. THEN GET OUT OF HERE AND GET LIFE.

Unless you are an avid Sancom user yourself and just got into a grandiose troll mode.

I love joking around and I love anime/manga/games (hell, I really didn't mind the wearing anime t-shirts portion and a lot of things on this list), but you really, really, REALLY shouldn't some of the fucking things on the list.