The advent of Valentine’s Day has prompted this poll of Japanese women, asking them what they think the cutest habits of men on dates are, which may come as a small relief to those men embarrassed by the realisation that their companion noticed them in the first place…
1. He blushes when you hold hands
2. He can’t meet your eye
3. He keeps withdrawing and replacing his hand when you go to hold hands
4. He fumbles your name
5. He’s nervous about having sweaty palms and so wipes them on his trousers
6. He starts walking awkwardly
7. He always wears glasses, but suddenly changes to contacts…
8. He couldn’t sleep the night before, and so shows up tired
9. He walked ahead of you but actually gets flustered when he loses his way
10. He appears clad in all-new clothing
Is it just me or we can easily find these in anime. With a little exception, that it is girl doing all the above.
Fucking a bitch in the kunt with a rusted knife should be no. 1. :3
Lies, I do all these things but without looks, money, or something like that it means nothing.
Fucking pansy guys…
How on Earth did they even get a girlfriend in the first place?
Just act like a shy girl
uh, densha is that you????
1, 2… what do they say about a guy who can cook?
Aren’t these the same reasons why women aren’t interested in Asian men?
LOL I do all of these things not even joking.
Can’t meet my eyes? Thats not cute its completely rude!
Yes, girls might think that the thing on this list are “cute”. Meaning she thinks he’s just adorable and wants to mother him.
Unfortunately when it comes to guys who make those same girls horny, it’s usually the one’s who do the exact opposite to these things. The guy who’s confident, assertive, comfortable in his own skin and is sure he’s going to get what he wants who ends up getting the girls to do what he wants. Even if they usually just mess around with them and dump them as soon as they get bored, hence why those girls say they hate guys like that. But it never seems to stop them getting fooled by guys like that 9 times out of 10.
Seen it happen so many times….
me declare con una rosa a mi esposa y vimos anime toda la tarde…
Sound very friendzone guy to me.
So THIS is why all the Beta males in anime seem to get the girls….
Some of this things, i really do on dates! Help me!
#8 made me lol… couldn’t sleep the night before, yeah, that’s what we’ll call it.
#6 means he has a boner and is trying to hide it?
Good thing all of this things are considered cute!
Jesus! Are these girls dating 10 year olds or NEETS?
Guy moe?
Guys can be moe.
This is wrong.
#1 should be ‘He pays for everything.’
(._.)
Cute? Fuck you
Guys like that gets dumped like immediately
Yu x naoto =X
11. He puts it in the pooper
Most of these are rather annoying and retarded, not cute.
Bullshit! Cute maybe but women like men with confidence that can protect them. So yeah cute but alone or friend-zoned if you are like this.
bullshit, unless they asked elementary schoolers, in reality its:
1) He always pay for everything.
2) Have a wallet full of cash or gold/platinum/black credit cards.
3) Come pick you up on a non-rental u$s 50.000 or expensive car.
4) Tell you he doesn’t have a mother or legal advisor.
5) Tell you he doesn’t know what a prenupt is.
6) Confess you he have a huge inheritance.
7) Realize he’s famous and rich.
8) Ask for marriage with a highly expensive ring.
9) You are his first girlfiend and buy every crap you tell him; he also have to fulfill 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 or 8.
10) Did you mentioned money yet?
asian girls must really like nerds
7. He always wears glasses, but suddenly changes to contacts.
Or the opposite for girls:
Girl I’m dating: “Sorry about the glasses, I forgot my contacts today”
Me: “Don’t worry, that’s quite all right…”
#1
throw money at her
He is flustered when missing a hole.
Raping and slaying his stupid bitch and burning her carcass and fucking it should be no. 1.
http://www.hotgoo.com/watch/18252
All of those are spaghetti adventurer’s habits, why? I don’t think in reality they would want this awkward dude with these habits. Also if only I could go to date once ;___;
Well, I wouldn’t even know where to go with her, but….
My love interest sometimes speaks at a higher pitch (not cracked up voice fyi) when he either tells me his problems or when he’s telling jokes.
Guys, now THAT is cute.
Well, having overly sweaty palms and holding hands/shaking hands is, imo, impolite to some extent, regardless if you’re on a date or saying hi to a friend. So I don’t really understand how that is “cute”, but then again, I’m not Japanese, or female…
Their 8 year old sister.
According to this… girls like losers.
Like Kentaro Urashima
Like the asshole from Ah Megamisama
Like the cretin in every single fucking harem anime.
Reality begs to differ.
Wow, I remember getting friend zoned this way. I should move to Japan.
Aren’t most of these signs of shyness/insecurity/vulnerability/not being a 100% smooth/confident man, all of which are surefire tickets to the Friend Zone?
The first one should be “When he pay the bills”
Fah… A list any of the nice guys would fulfill, yet the ladies always complain about the herbivorous men. Face it: they say it’s cute, but at best it’s a passing interest until they find someone more handsome with more money.
So, basically, japanese women are into awkward virgins? Good to know.
These may all be ‘cute’ but that kind of ‘cute’ also puts you firmly in the Friends Only Zone.
Im a girl&i gotta say…this is something that a guy would find cute in a girl more than the other way around D:
Where’s the “He’s too scared to talk to you and runs away when you approach him” one?
That’s what I do.
I wonder how you got that date in the first place.
You do know sarcasm don’t you?
I guess it’s time to move to Japan.
In America most of these are the top ways to make a woman less attracted to you.
yup
Top two least cute things: 29. “He brings a bunch of stuff in case of emergencies” 30. “He’s already drinking to try and break the tension”
Do you have any idea what it like to lose your dream girl to your best friend!!!
BACKSTABBING BITCH
YOUR DEAD!!
/End Scene
No I do not XD
Dream boy yes though ……
These are things females do around me. :l
#1 fuck you; no matter what its the MEANS to the man/female procreation end;
Anything else is just ‘bullshit time wasted dishonesty’
All those things are things girls DONT like in a guy, they like confidence and natural personality
You’re misinterpreting, this article discusses what girls think about a confident guy breaking down to shyness when they’re on a date.
Women: You don’t make no fucking sense.
He asks you (the girl) “are you really a girl?”
“2. He can’t meet your eye”
We’re not looking at your eyes.
except if he’s gay, yes.
Boobs, ass, lips, face, and at least, eyes.
Inside man, allways caveman.
\o/
I know what you did there.
If you know what I mean.
Whose eyes are those eyes
Actually that’s a good point… these girls just inadvertently told us that we’re cute when we’re left dumbly gazing at cleavage. Thanks for the A-OKAY there, ladies! I will made liberal use of this allowance! Since it’s a proven benefit to combat heart disease, you’re lifesavers!
6. He starts walking awkwardly
Would be a result from that.
Face it, women love to be desired and lusted after.
This would be true if Japanese women had cleavage.
You’re looking at the stuffed bra’s bro.
according to this
being socially awkward is cute?
Doing awkward things does not make you socially awkward. The girlish fantasy here is that he is so worried about dating her that he makes silly mistakes. Being that way for no reason is still creepy.
To sum up everything in single word “Moe”!
I’ve gotta prepare some exploding condom next valentine to increase my Moe Factor
oh you gotta go china to buy one! hell yeah!
This would be cute if it was a girl.
Ooook, This certainly explains why SOOO many of Harem Protagonists(COUGH COUGH YUKI RITO COUGH) act that way…
I want a Harem protagonist that’s entertaining to male, since that’s going to be the majority of the audience anyways. Like… Sakurai Tomoki!!
It’s funny how the picture of the article is a girl trying to stop a guy from grabbing her butt
3. He keeps withdrawing and replacing his hand when you go to hold hands
No disrespect to any of you guys…These are signs that he may be a faggot or a virgin.
…..i do this anyways LOL
lol Japanese women sure optimist to the max
It should be noted that these are only cute if the guy is reasonably cute to begin with.
Um, same goes for women? Stuff like that is universal. If somebody’s unattractive they won’t be appealing no matter what they do
sounds like a list of shitty beta traits. none of the girls interviewed in this survey would take this chump serious for more than a few dates.
you want to nail a chick right away? at dinner never breaking eye contact and smile doing so. you’re lack of intimidation and piercing gaze will make the panties drop faster than you can slice up a good steak.
Yes, I’m sure you’re speaking from experience.
Actually good advice. Women like the confidence, worked. The sex was good but didn’t really spark anything know, ya know?
Too much yaoi.
Girls fantasy, lol 😛
Yaoi = Hotter then the sun !!! 🙂
There should be a Yaoi version of Love+ for great justice.
Yes please!
Heck yes there should !!!
HAIA DAN DA SUN!!!
(wonders how many will know where that’s from) XD
Holland.. you are just too cool..
DAMN i miss eureka
Yaoi is so hot !
Have any of the people whose votes formed this list ever been on a real date?
Are these people capable of differentiating between real life and anime life?
Here’s my top 10 cutest things Japanese schoolgirls do when meeting me for the first time.
No. 1 : They trip, fall and knock me over, and end up sitting on my face. And they are not wearing panties!!
Nos. 2 – 10: Who needs 2 – 10, no. 1 is enough, Fu Fu Fu.
11. grab dem titties.
wut sim is this from 😕
Wasn’t there a survey not too long ago and most girls like carnivore type guys more ? these sound nothing like carnivores…. if you ask me it sound slike they want everything.
Well it’s only a list of what they think is cute, that doesn’t necessarily mean that they actually want those traits in a guy.
Look at it this way, aside from SanCom users, any normal person that thinks a loli is cute, is only thinking that and nothing else. They aren’t actually thinking about getting into a relationship with the loli.
So Japanese girls like pansies and socially awkward boys?
they like wimps that are easy with their wallets.
and after they can suck the cock of another man, who treats her like the whore she really is.
truer words never have been spoken by u 2. I know a girl EXACTLY like this. I stopped feeling sorry for her a long time ago 😛
How doing you liken being a “pansy” to liking someone so much that you actually stumble around them when you try to talk to them? Fuck, I want to do that sometimes with my girl because I like her so much, but we’ve been together long enough for me to not do that.
Oh, I forgot, every girl you’ve been interested has fallen to her knees and wept out of pure glory when you even walked by her therefore absolving you of the need to gather up the courage to ask her out.
SankakuComplex: apparently everyone’s a player and not actually masturbating to anime girls.
10 CUTEST THINGS GUYS DO ON DATES IN ANIME~~~~~~~~~~~~
Most of the stuff on this list would not fly with women in the U.S.
US women are masculine.
US Mean are Feminine
What do you mean?
i diddn’t realize theres a love plus game for girls but there must be looking at that list
Sound a lot like what always happen to first timer….these girls who voted just missed their first love…
He Tries to fuck you should be number 1 !
@ anon 10:14…
I must be tired…
I read that as “He tries to fuck your shoulder.”
oh god I laughed so hard at my own lame out-of-nowhere joke XD
Naww Number 1 should be
( Too shy to have sex with you )
That is why you do not have a girlfriend.
that would be number 1 in TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR BEST FRIEND’S A DOUCHE.
Yeah you’re right. I just hate it when girls do that…
Totally should be number 1 XD I do that alot !
Oh Yeah me too XD !
Noo dude it should be He Tries to Rape you !!
All males are rapist anyways …
That would actually be “most embarrassing things.” He tries to rape you…and FAILS! Lol
shh!!! keep it down….dont tell everyone now
you like to rape, but does rape like you?
yay~
HOLY SHIT THIS THING TALKS!??!?!1
Congratulations on saying something other then yay !
Hello dolphin dude
Heck yes !
So you mean rapists are considered as cute by most girls?
Amusing.
Anon 11:27
Oh yes Rapist are so Cute !!!!
The cops are just doing there job though don’t blame them much .
Rapists are so cute I love them too bad those filthy cops are putting all the good men in jail >.>
Rapist = perfect fuck buddies !
@10:53
because beating yourself is not the same as beating a woman
Anon 10:53
There’s a clear difference between the Noun and Verb version of that word, bro~
if girls like jerks… then why the hell am i jerking off by myself?
What makes you think he doesn’t?
If girls liked jerks, wouldn’t you have a girlfriend?
Girls like jerks. Rapists are jerks. It computes.
And how much girls did you rape mister ???
@10:21
Dude I am not a guy >.>
@10:22 Rule 16, Anon-kun. Rule 16.
Everyone is on the internet!
I wish I could somehow vote comments up or something.
That is so me ROFLOL XD !!!!
7. He always wears glasses, but suddenly changes to contacts…
I’m not going to fall that easily and give my glasses up just because this cliche gets listed here.
GIVE UP YOUR GLASSES NOW !!! Bitch !
Please try to be polite when you’re talking to
this poor lost soulmy waifu, sir.Please forgive that retard sir !!!
Either they’re bashful or just superficial like their female counterpart
He forgets his condom and i give him mine scented with cherries…
In other words, japanese men are pansies. 😐
at least these are better the the way of the douchebags. :U
so true.
It should be top 10 characteristics in a girl that leads to rape
Thank for the tips. XD
seriously why the fuck do we care?
because for “gaijins” like me, even if gave up on 3D and devote for 2D(Galge and eroge)…
We will always have a hope with japanese girls(hmmm particularly about loli, but whatever)
He get a boner when u look at him then cum when you touch him on the shoulder
that is the real number 1!!!!!!!!! “He Tries to fuck you should be number 1 !”