Hatsune Miku’s crushing popularity has injured an old woman, when her Snow Miku statue collapsed on top of her for reasons unknown.
The incident occurred at the annual Sapporo Snow Festival. where Snow Miku has become a regular fixture. As part of the festivities, one public park was graced by a 3m tall snow statue of Snow Miku.
An elderly woman in her sixties was hospitalised with moderate injuries when Miku’s head mysteriously fell off and hit her in the back.
Police are investigating the cause of the incident, although it has been noted that Sapporo temperatures this year are slightly higher than average, and some suspect this might have been a factor.
As befits Miku’s great importance, a small army of police descended upon the scene and cameras clamoured to record the aftermath:
The event’s organisers have apologised for the incident, but Snow Miku will return – her effigy is being rebuilt, and should be ready to menace festival-goers on the 11th of February.
Such a beautifull dog @ pic 005
It’s Alive!!!!!!
Obligatory “Rolling Girl” joke.
Old lady has been judged, and found UNWORTHY.
That’s my Rolling Girl
Lovely. :’)
That last picture.
What’s with the hammer?
omg poor Miku. ;_;
Old bitch never saw it coming =)
This is an obvious sign by are overlord Miku saying “Im coming for you soon”
No old people where ever crushed to death by a now Cirno. I just thought I should remind you all of that.
so what? it’s just an old lady. she’s gonna die soon anyway. so, will they remake the statue again? miku is better than an old random lady. she was probably a korean that’s why miku gave divine punishment.
I’m amused by how much the sculpture resembles a marble headstone.
No pun intended.
Maybe the granny voted for Ishithara…
old lady probably hit it, then it retaliated
Grandma got run over by a Miku.
Envious>__<
I wonder if it’s Ghost’s granny?
Obviously, inferior quality snow, underserving of being used for a Snow Miku Sculpture.
Bad Miku. BAD! Because of this incident, people should start deleting her videos off of youtube!
Did anyone make a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon at this festival?
Where’s Zura when you need him?
Snow Miku’s been Mami’d!
If you needed any more documented scientific data that climate change is not a myth, here ya go!
The data is crap.
Global warming troubles Snow Miku
I lol’d. So unexpected. XD
Snow Miku will have the soul of every man woman and child in japan.
If they won’t worship her for the moe or music she’ll just land on top of them and devour their soul when it bursts out of their corpse.
someone must have push it or something
No doubt this was the work of the Koreans to try and kill off Miku just like that youtube incident.
Japan menaced by collapsing snow Mikus!
Snow melts what can you say. the older woman was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I hope she doesn’t hold any grudge against Miku after this.
I hope they rebuild the statue, this time with a fence of some kind around it to catch any more collapsing snow.
I’ve always said that the heads made Nendoroid figures too top heavy. This may’ve proved it on a larger scale. lol!
It certainly was a nice sculpture before she lost her head, though.
Nope, it should be old woman attacks Miku resulting in Miku crushing old woman.
Cold reception about this whole debacle, but when something this head-turning goes on the crowds roll in to see their fallen idol and the bystander who fell with her.
“…when her Snow Miku statue collapsed on top of her for reasons unknown.”
“Unknown?” My ass. More like inevitable.
The damned snow statue is top heavy. I thought this would be obvious. The reason that design exists is because fantasy allows room for such a thing, but physics and evolution would never allow a monstrosity like that to survive.
Headline should read, “Idiots baffled that top heavy snow sculpture collapsed. Woman and minorities hardest hit.”
If someone sabotaged her, heads will roll.
Miku Murder Mystery Series GO!!
I say it was the Security Guard! The security Guard has A family member who’s sculpture was being out shined by Miku’s, THUS Sabotage :O bun bun buuunnnn
Jelly old lady ripped her head off and got caught in the mess.
I saw what you did there
LOL I just got this picture of the ice statue on facebook via Hatsune Miku’s channel! xD Now it crushed an old woman! Morbid!
Hatsune Miku my be pure as snow, that won’t stop her from crushing you with her lovely figure!
Miku gives bad head.
It’s good, when it’s an old granny she’s giving head to
So, you’re saying, “There’s no futanari like an old futanari”?
so this was an example of how infidels will be obliterated without mercy by our goddess?
ha, sure i feel sorry for the old lady. but it makes me laugh thinking that the anime characters themselves are starting to fight back against all the old people that repeatedly attack anime and manga.
Except… Miku is not from either an Anime or a Manga.
Just saying.
I think if she was “attacking anime and manga”, she probably wouldn’t be standing next to a statue of Hatsune Miku. (unless she was physically attacking it of course, though that seems unlikely.)
On another note, did they get enough Police there? I think they could have squeezed in a few more around that small pile of snow. It might jump in the air and attack someone. Perhaps they just thought the scene too horrific, what with Miku dismembered and all, and were trying to shield the eyes of the public.
Ishihara should visit Sapporo
The old lady must’ve been the one trying to get miku’s videos off youtube…
That’ll be an Amazing karma if it turns out that old lady was one of those responsible in removing the Vocaloids videos from Youtube…
Justice for all, i’d say
I’m happy, Miku doesn’t kills people!
she utterly crushes them instead
It’s those damned Koreans trying to further sully Miku’s name!
I’m TOTALLY serious
You MOTHERFUCKER
Goddamn Koreans, trying to steal the limelight of our glorious Miku.
She said it wasn’t real music.
Our virtual overlord does not stand for such remarks.
hahahaha I can already imagine that in a short comic XD
woman: it’s not real music ┐(´～`; )┌
miku: (╬ ಠ____ಠ) …
*head-shot*
Yeah… I always find it funny when snow falls on people, but when old women gets a heavy statue snow on them, I still giggled for somereason. :V
Yeah, I knew it was wrong and that the old lady was really hurt. But I still burst out laughing when I read this. I must be a bad person.
Ah, same case for me! I always laugh when people run over a truck, but when a truck run over someone, i still laugh for some reason
It was just mikus time of the month and best to leave them girls be!
LoL that is just funny.. miku ftw!!
the apocalypse!
What a cool attack
the old lady probably sabotage the statue on purpose and it went badly
the old lady was probably blind like a dog.
Probably one of the lackeys of Ishihara wanting to stamp out indecent Miku, and was dumb enough to stay close while put down 🙁
Hehehe after being almost banned from youtube Miku begins his revenge trail …
Miku forgives and wanna hug her…which leads to this inexplicable conclusion
I’m agree with your statement.
Old people can be mentaly ill!
She got lucky
Its not every day you get attacked by an anime goddess 😉
Shit that granny just stolen my chance of sudden girl friend appearance situation. I want to have a Moe goddess slammed into me too
….some how I actually agreed with you… I mean really, How many people can say, “I was once attacked By a Snow Goddess of music!” – thats a story that’ll last a life time! also Who can say, I got in a Fight with an Anime (style) Character! and LOST! XD
I’d probably want her to attack in flesh…not in ice..
Close enough for me
might cause frostbite in the nether regions…guess i’ll pass
Snow Miku strikes back
When Vocaloids Attack, next on Fox.
According to FOX, Snow Miku is a communist liberal elitist creating force set to destroy America… starting with this one woman.
LOL XD
HuffPo’s missing an idiot.
She voted for Ishihara.
Fighting the Frizzies, at 11.
If the poor old woman was attacked by a snow-statue of Kagamine Rin, I would have said it was due to a “Meltdown” . . .
so if someone got attacked by a metal statue of Megurine Luka it’ll be cuz of ‘Magnet’
OH MY GOD IS SHE OK? I mean the statue.
People Who go to see the statue before feburary 11th will really wonder about the “Disappearance of Hatsune Miku” XD
Oh gawd no…
Snow Miku is getting even with the Old Grannies who are disgusted with their Hikikomori grandsons & grand daughters.
Its probably the Obachan’s & Jiichan’s who are sabotaging the Miku Vids on You Tube.
They’re just getting even for their grand sires wasting their inheritance on otaku collectables and projects.
Miku…BODY SLAM!!
Pokemon reference.
more like headbutt
Rollout XD
was super effective
so the granny is dragon/grass/flying type?
no the guy in the movie which dies while tripping over the cat during his attempt to murder the granny. oh… offtopic sryz
Ten Batsu!!! (for what i dunno…)
I knew Miku was evil
I don’t care if she’s evil or not, she’s awesome 🙂