They’re stunt doubles hired for AKB48′s handshaking events. With all that strange …

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Comment on Idol Otaku Inflict “Semen Handshake” on AKB48 by Pyrus:

They’re stunt doubles hired for AKB48′s handshaking events. With all that strange semen swimming around people’s hands, a girl’s gotta be careful.

Pyrus made other comments on this post:

• Idol Otaku Inflict “Semen Handshake” on AKB48:
  

  The hookers aren’t as famous & don’t get the PR that idols get. When’s the last time you shouted, “Oh! I know you! You’re that famous hooker that operates on the corner of Fucking & Cumming Sts. late at night. Would you orally autograph my penis for me? Pleeeeaaase!!?”

• Idol Otaku Inflict “Semen Handshake” on AKB48:
  

  If no one cared, no one would be trying to get their semen on them.

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