Police Hunt Man For Walking in Street


Osaka police are hunting a man for walking on the same street as a schoolgirl, whilst wearing a mask.

The police advisory warns that an Osaka middle school girl was unfortunate enough to encounter a suspicious man as she was on her way home at 6PM.

She reported the man, helpfully describing him as “over 20, of medium build, with short black hair and wearing a black sweater, white gloves and a white mask.”

Police advise the public to dial 110 should they see this man or any other suspicious persons, and to carry emergency buzzers.


Osaka police’s famous advisories are fast becoming the stuff of legend:

“So it’s finally come to this.”

“What a horrible world we live in.”

“What a dangerous individual!”

“You lot!”

“So now just walking down the street is suspicious…”

“You can’t even walk in the street with a mask now?”

“He was reported for wearing winter clothes?”

“You’ll be reported just for breathing in public…”

“At least write what it was that was suspicious about them.”

“White gloves are a little suspicious.”

“It doesn’t actually say if he was wearing trousers.”

“Just how are you supposed to avoid being reported?”

“So now just being a man is a crime.”

“At least they aren’t exposing their faces online yet.”

“What are we, Jews living under the Third Reich?”

“The UN ought to investigate Japan’s discrimination against men.”

“This girl is going to be busy falsely accusing men of groping her on the train when grows up, isn’t she?”

“Oh come on, he obviously just had a cold.”

“Why don’t those useless human rights whiners actually do something about this stuff.”

“You could always try dressing up as a woman.”

“Where is this country headed…”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Soon to come:

    Police Hunt Man for being Man

    Police Hunt Man for breathing same air as female

    Police Hunt Man for being within a five mile radius of a female

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    More like Police Hunt Police for being Male, there are almost no females at the police.

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    Comment by Nekomancer
    04:45 27/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Policeman hunts himself for being male. Then he whips himself before a loli to show remorse:3

    Loli undergoes evolution into Domina Loli.

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    Comment by knuclear200x
    20:50 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Breaking News:
    Police Hunt Man for Police Hunting Man

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Good one :) Maybe Japanese men should go on Police hunt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)


    Prof. Farnsworth comments on this issue

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:36 28/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What I don't get is that it's totally ok for police men to breathe/be around women. Looks like every men need to become police officers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:37 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    more dudes should join the police in japan, seems like a lot less persecution and u can finally get back at all those bitches and not get caught.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:44 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...the japanese police force IS mostly men...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:50 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What he means is that more people should join and get the nearly unchecked power that brings..... then harass these fem-nazi's until they crawl back in their mother's wombs and die, where they should have.

    Nothing wrong with equality.... thinking you are better than a man, that is something I truly have a problem with.

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    Comment by yaku
    07:20 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You forgot

    Police Man Hunt Man for being within a 10 mile radius of a child.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 20/01/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Police hunt man for having a child.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:36 31/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Police Hunt Men"

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    Comment by Snoogle
    06:15 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Police hunt man for hunting man

    Police hunt police for being man

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn you beat me to it. But I sure hope they arrested all of the police for being anywhere near a female while wearing uniform and being male.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Police arrest man for raping women, since even BEING male is illegal the act of raping constitutes instant death for you, your family, your friends, everyone you talked to online for more than 30 seconds, and all pets / living things in any direct contact with you for over a one day period. 3 days later, half the population of Japan has been murdered as the outcome of 3 rapes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:30 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Unless these rapes are committed by teachers.

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    Comment by Tagg
    03:00 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Walking gets you thrown into jail...
    Now that's pathetic

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    look at the left site of screen .The video they made
    will i get caught for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:40 26/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Its not, you are actually walking on the property of the Goverment so you deserve to be punished if they wish it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:54 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Are you a fascist? The government doesn't have the right to break the law, and according to the law anyone can walk in public.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:18 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The guy who said the government is the law obviously doesn't know much about politics and government...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Nope, the government makes and changes the law, it is not above it's own rules.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:05 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Wrong! The Government is a body of people who run 'ungoverned' while governing people :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The sad part is that even if the government somehow decided to try and stop all this crazy male centered malice, as long as the female uses a word such as "suspicious" that poor guy, regardless of if he was even just sleeping in his own bed with the curtains SLIGHTLY parted, would be hunted like a dog for what would probably end up as rapest / otaku like behavior.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 27/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU FOOL !!!! I AM LAW!

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    Comment by Mauvais

    ITT: People who can't read in sarcastic tones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 26/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    FOOL. The government IS the LAW.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Goverment officials should be burned down if they do something like that.

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    Comment by Njrg
    03:00 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)


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    Comment by Actar
    03:11 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    ...and everyday, more and more convert to the 2D side.

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    Comment by ArrowInTheKnee
    03:24 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    I guess we will revered Miku as our Diva yes? Let call our religion Virtualism

    Still undecided if we should allow women to be converted

    Comment by flood
    04:42 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.3)

    I was going to make a joke about your user name, then I took an arrow in the knee..

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    welcome to last month...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:25 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    :sigh: That comment has been used......OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Police Hunt Man For Listening To The Same Miku Song As A School Girl" feels like quite the possibly outcome out of that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:06 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have no problems if women want to be in on the ground floor of the new 2D religion. Those women would understand the 2D and would be less likely to report us to the police.

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    Comment by Solace
    05:39 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soon, the #1 religion in Japan will be Otakuism.
    Japan, still a great place, but the women and the police is just plain greedy and outrageous.

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    Comment by Pyrus
    12:22 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Eventually the police will all BE women as they decide that no man can be trusted with to uphold the law and keep women safe. Then they will decide that men shouldn't even be in the same public space and Japan will have a women only part & a men only part. At that point things will be like in Vandred or like in Saber Marrionettes.

    Comment by Anonymous

    We have Haruhiism

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:25 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    2D: Where you'll be loved and accepted for who you are, your POSITIVE points accentuated rather than having your few minor flaws be exaggerated to define who you are....

    If only we all had it as good as Urashima Keitaro.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    Im shocked that they are letting men going out in the street.
    Seriously, this is why Japan is such a backward country, today they let men walking in open air, soon they will own cars and buy food. I can't believe this is happening in 2012.

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    04:42 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.3)

    Hmph. What's next. They'll be allowed to vote?! Not in mah lifetime, y'er not!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like the dude asking JK for directions still hasnt found the McDs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:14 26/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    No wonder men in Japan hate 3d women, they're all assholes for reporting men for being in public.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:34 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I agree. But you know? Not only in Japan most women are assholes, in my country, they're even worse, just the police won't do a thing if a woman just reported someone as "being suspicious" in my country.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I pity you. In my country you can slap a woman, and if she tries to report you the police send her back to the kitchen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:22 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    Probably in some fucked up Middle Eastern state.

    Yes, feminism (actually, fem-nazism and misandry) has gotten out of control. However, what 5:45 says goes way too far.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where do you live? o_O

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's because unless he's trailing a string of used lingerie with a bra, panties, stockings, or anything else you can get off on taped to his face while hes half naked staring at all schoolgirls like a sexual predator he shouldn't be reported for anything, let alone have the apparently constantly drunk police immediately take action a guy just walking down the street with a not "normal" sense of fashion.

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    03:48 26/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    After reading this article and then revising the "Scumbag Japanese Men" case as well as any previous articles regarding men getting hunted for just stumbling a schoolgirl, I can somehow able to arrange all the fragments of Chaos and come up with this conclusion:

    -Dude A once asked schoolgirl A for direction.
    -Dude B once walked by a road and schoolgirl B happened to be using that path too.
    -Dude C once was jogging in the morning, greeting "Good Morning" to people including schoolgirl C
    -Schoolgirl A, B, and C thought they were suspicious so they reported to the police
    -Dude A, B and C were all arrested, if not hunted.
    -One day, one of them was boarding a train when he saw a pregnant woman standing near his seat.
    -Dude thought that if he chose to be nice, he will be accused of attempting to molest or rob that woman.
    -Dude also thought the baby in the womb would end up growing as another paranoid schoolgirl in the future.
    -Dude refused to offer the pregnant woman a seat..

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    Comment by kamiru
    12:28 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    another paranoid schoolgirl in the future who is as fat and ugly as her mother. being accused by a fat lady as stalker is not cool

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