How to get a spouse: 1) Be attractive 2) Don’t be unattractive. …

How to get a spouse:
1) Be attractive
2) Don’t be unattractive.

“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”:

Im so ronery. oh so ronery… FOREVAR ALONE FML!!!!!!
“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”:

well, if you get an overweight girl which is an otaku, you can always make her loose weight by saying its for the cosplay’s sake if she’s in cosplay.
“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”:

I know a few, my sister is one, and she’s a fujoshi. How is this lucky?
“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”:

I’ve found 10 or more in my entire life(i’m 16 years old) and one of them is my girlfriend since i was 14.She is the cute and beautiful type and its REALLY RARE TO FIND.Luck for you guys ^^’…ohh and btw…i am brazilian so…i cant help anyone here xP
“9 Reasons You’re Glad To Have An Otaku Girlfriend”:

>girlfriend like Kirino Uh… you might want to think that through…

Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

what did sony win? the everyday survival of a company? i guess they are used to it by now……
PS4 Revealed as “Square”:

If the console name were “Square”… I’d call the main bug: “Enix blink of Death” or something
Microsoft Unveils Xbox One – “Enjoy Your TV & EA!”:

RROD
One Piece Cancelled Again as Eiichiro Oda Hospitalised:

Buttmad that a manga you hate is so popular! LOL What a manchild!
Microsoft Unveils Xbox One – “Enjoy Your TV & EA!”:

500$? If the games’ minimal requirements would be at the level of these consoles, 100$ video will do the job. DFU? IDK WAT, but if they can’t, they will just buy Nintendo. ‘Cuz Nintendo are asosomwe. Notebooks? Portable consoles. Will compete with Vita and 3DS. Will play most of PC games on minimal requirements and will still look better than these two. Desktop is dead? No, you’re just retarded.