50 Reasons Why Sweaters Are Sexier Than Bikinis
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- Date: Dec 17, 2011 17:20 JST
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Pic #1, tell me what's her name? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
i believe this to be Koizumi Rumi
a quick Google image search confirms this
Why, you gonna stalk her?
He most likely will.
fuck it, if he doesn't I will!
Upon going through the list a second time I noticed the strangest thing!
The girls have heads!!! I mean, I didn't notice it the first time, weird right?!
Its amusing how many of those aren't actually sweaters.
Yes indeed most of them are not sweater at all
Therefore!
@Artefact
This subject needs further investigation, but I will need more material, please do inform us of any further developments
Proof that otakus are intellectually limited
Don't you know...it's nice.
And 'sides that, you are in DENIAL.
I will RAGE.
You must ACCEPT.
Then there is the unescapable fap.
So go like a fucking helicopter you sad sad man.
FAPFAPFAPAFPAP
Don't you know? They think with their other head.
Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy.
"Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy."
You sum it up perfectly, and I will second those Japanese' expert observations. I am also a fan of windows or glass panes with boobs behind, thin sheens of water or other liquids with boobs behind, and short spaces of open air with boobs behind.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are male!
..... how about fan of big boobs in your hands? i am
"The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.
ONe with a turtle neck, that's the kind!"
"with a turtle neck"
And a thin-ass chain, right? -downs Light Beer-
My thoughts exactly.
still tho, 3D wins yet again
I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over.
Are you actually able to make love with any of these 3D girls?
Good luck with that.
@anon 5:51
I'm not saying your chances of getting laid at all are negligible, but your chances of banging these chicks certainly are
"I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over."
When rounded to 5 or 6 decimal places, my chances with any 3D girl and any 2D girl are exactly the same. Therefore, I don't see any reason not to lust over 2D girls, or to choose 3D over 2D.
Still, there are some nice ones in this batch. #018 so isn't a sweater, but you don't see me caring. Even the final "stinger" pic isn't bad, relative to some other ones we've seen in these galleries.
But what's with the creepy contacts in #021?
@anon 4:27
hahaha, keep dreaming, your chances or his chances with these lovelies are as good as your chances with a freaking 2d extraterrestrial female demon
Why are you debating 2D vs 3D now, they weren't put up against each other in the first place in this article. So how can 3D win again if it wasn't compared in the first place.
Exactly my point! With 2D we can choose which ever ones I happen to like for the day. But 3D...you are stuck with one...unless you are a jackass.
I debate that. One you transcend the forever alone status, and, you know, actually get a girlfriend, the floodgates open, and your chances tend to a non-negligible figure. True story, bro.
@Anon
I'd wager he has a better chance of getting his end away with any of those lovelies than you ever do, slicing your John Thomas up with papercuts while you try to give yourself a beasting with whatever manga you have lying round.
Hasnt tenga made a usb version now ? lol debate continues :D
well not really id rather have a daughter and make her into a woman that steals mens hearts then smashes them to pieces muahahaha evilness is a virtue.
Yeah I noticed then I thought of a Stewie quote.
I am amused for the fact that all of them are C or higher...
Still, Bikini wins, but Swimsuit wins over that.
I think they're mixing between sweater, knitted items, and sweatshirts.
It's amusing how pathetic beta males are. It's so easy to be worshiped if you're a woman. Just have tits and wearing a sweater will give you get this much attention.
Nope, you have to be a HOT woman, otherwise you dont get away with it.
is someone is a very ugly male with atleast 25 years of being a virgin and a ugly faced girl with a nice bottom and a big rack. it will also work.
and beta males hu...
Articles like this prove women have men by the balls. Women have complete control over relationships and sex because all they need to do is look pretty.
sweaters = sexy
fake boobs = not so much
I'm sure a lot of them are natural.
Hardly. It is really easy to make boobs look bigger while fully cloathed, just use the right kind of bra and the trick is done. Every flat chested girl learns how to make boobs bigger at a young age.
Other than that, with clothes on it is posible to hide chubbyness, something you cant do with bikinis.
Still, I prefer clothes on. Much sexier that way.
fake is not the same thing as trying to make them look larger. Fake is silicon, which is easy to spot in real life because it's so stiff (no pun intended).
I'm sure all of then are photoshoped
Fake or not, presentation is ultimately makes them "sexy" or not.
Or do you not look at anything 3D and IRL very often?
otaku... can't even tell sweaters from other types of clothes.
bulk of it fall no where near the category of being a sweater.
Yes, many of the photos were not sweaters. I found half stupid xD .. sorry, it's that old in the last picture killed me and I forget that detail name it xD
But that has nothing to do with being otaku or not, it is common sense :/
the old in the last picture is angela merkel, the bundeskanzler of germany...
@ Anon 23:43
Hitler would look sexier in a sweater than she does.
correction : Bundeskanzlerin
She has the breasts of a 20 year old.
Ojizuz Obaa-chan moe~
Merkel moe.
I think some 'T' got mixed in there too.
Still, pic 4/8/41/45.......faphappy
@ Anon 17:43:
I want to see the true SHAPE of a woman. Dump the padded bras; tight, clingy clothes - one-piece swimsuits, thin tops, tight sweaters all help this sort of definition-and-display.
From pretty little A-cup titties to large, pendulous, udder-like milk jugs -- it's all good.
You must be a dedicated subscriber to National Geographic.
I still fail to anything wrong with this article
Now where is that box of tissues?
Especially Angela!
Va Va Voom!
I'm pretty sure they can, probably too busy fapping to even care.
the first three photos were way enough to prove the argument valid
As long as they can get a boner from it they don't seem to care. As far as I can see a third of these aren't sweaters, just....boobs.....
Delicious boobs at that.