50 Reasons Why Sweaters Are Sexier Than Bikinis

Author: Artefact
Categories: H, Japan, News
Date: Dec 17, 2011 17:20 JST

Tags: Bikini, Comparison, Fashion, Gravure, Idol, Image Gallery, Oppai

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Comment by Kuro'Base'Neko

01:48 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

Pic #1, tell me what's her name? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

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Comment by StrBrst

07:46 19/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

i believe this to be Koizumi Rumi

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Comment by Dan Hibiki

14:51 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

a quick Google image search confirms this

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Comment by Anonymous

02:22 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Why, you gonna stalk her?

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Comment by Anonymous

06:55 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

He most likely will.

Comment by Dan Hibiki

02:34 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

fuck it, if he doesn't I will!

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Comment by cats2

07:50 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

Upon going through the list a second time I noticed the strangest thing!

The girls have heads!!! I mean, I didn't notice it the first time, weird right?!

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Comment by Noodlestein

18:02 17/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

Its amusing how many of those aren't actually sweaters.

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Comment by Diemeow23

19:53 17/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

Yes indeed most of them are not sweater at all

Therefore!

@Artefact

This subject needs further investigation, but I will need more material, please do inform us of any further developments

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Comment by Anonymous

22:21 17/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

Proof that otakus are intellectually limited

Comment by Anonymous

00:17 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

Don't you know...it's nice.

And 'sides that, you are in DENIAL.
I will RAGE.
You must ACCEPT.

Then there is the unescapable fap.
So go like a fucking helicopter you sad sad man.

FAPFAPFAPAFPAP

Comment by Anonymous

23:35 17/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

Don't you know? They think with their other head.

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Comment by Anonymous

02:55 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy.

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Comment by Unknown Squid

05:19 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

"Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy."

You sum it up perfectly, and I will second those Japanese' expert observations. I am also a fan of windows or glass panes with boobs behind, thin sheens of water or other liquids with boobs behind, and short spaces of open air with boobs behind.

Comment by CowExtract

06:15 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are male!

Comment by Anonymous

08:35 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

..... how about fan of big boobs in your hands? i am

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Comment by Anonymous

03:42 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

"The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.
ONe with a turtle neck, that's the kind!"

Comment by Alexeon

05:44 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

"with a turtle neck"

And a thin-ass chain, right? -downs Light Beer-

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Comment by Red

02:38 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

My thoughts exactly.

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Comment by Anonymous

02:09 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

still tho, 3D wins yet again

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Comment by Minoru

02:41 18/12/2011 # ! Bad (-0.4)

I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over.

Comment by Anonymous

02:57 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

Are you actually able to make love with any of these 3D girls?

Good luck with that.

Comment by Anonymous

09:39 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

@anon 5:51
I'm not saying your chances of getting laid at all are negligible, but your chances of banging these chicks certainly are

Comment by Anonymous

04:07 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

Exactly my point! With 2D we can choose which ever ones I happen to like for the day. But 3D...you are stuck with one...unless you are a jackass.

Comment by Anonymous

06:51 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

"I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over."

When rounded to 5 or 6 decimal places, my chances with any 3D girl and any 2D girl are exactly the same. Therefore, I don't see any reason not to lust over 2D girls, or to choose 3D over 2D.

Still, there are some nice ones in this batch. #018 so isn't a sweater, but you don't see me caring. Even the final "stinger" pic isn't bad, relative to some other ones we've seen in these galleries.

But what's with the creepy contacts in #021?

Comment by Anonymous

04:34 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

@anon 4:27
hahaha, keep dreaming, your chances or his chances with these lovelies are as good as your chances with a freaking 2d extraterrestrial female demon

Comment by Anonymous

04:46 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

Why are you debating 2D vs 3D now, they weren't put up against each other in the first place in this article. So how can 3D win again if it wasn't compared in the first place.

Comment by Anonymous

05:51 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I debate that. One you transcend the forever alone status, and, you know, actually get a girlfriend, the floodgates open, and your chances tend to a non-negligible figure. True story, bro.

Comment by Anonymous

04:27 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

@Anon

I'd wager he has a better chance of getting his end away with any of those lovelies than you ever do, slicing your John Thomas up with papercuts while you try to give yourself a beasting with whatever manga you have lying round.

Comment by Anonymous

09:07 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Hasnt tenga made a usb version now ? lol debate continues :D

well not really id rather have a daughter and make her into a woman that steals mens hearts then smashes them to pieces muahahaha evilness is a virtue.

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Comment by Anonymous

05:13 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Yeah I noticed then I thought of a Stewie quote.

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Comment by Anonymous

08:54 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I am amused for the fact that all of them are C or higher...
Still, Bikini wins, but Swimsuit wins over that.

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Comment by Anonymous

14:22 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I think they're mixing between sweater, knitted items, and sweatshirts.

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Comment by Anonymous

04:08 18/12/2011 # ! Bad (-0.4)

It's amusing how pathetic beta males are. It's so easy to be worshiped if you're a woman. Just have tits and wearing a sweater will give you get this much attention.

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Comment by Alexeon

05:55 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Nope, you have to be a HOT woman, otherwise you dont get away with it.

Comment by jef

09:04 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

is someone is a very ugly male with atleast 25 years of being a virgin and a ugly faced girl with a nice bottom and a big rack. it will also work.

and beta males hu...

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Comment by Anonymous

04:11 18/12/2011 # ! Bad (-0.2)

Articles like this prove women have men by the balls. Women have complete control over relationships and sex because all they need to do is look pretty.

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Comment by Anonymous

18:01 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

sweaters = sexy

fake boobs = not so much

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Comment by Anonymous

18:36 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

I'm sure a lot of them are natural.

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Comment by Anonymous

13:43 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Hardly. It is really easy to make boobs look bigger while fully cloathed, just use the right kind of bra and the trick is done. Every flat chested girl learns how to make boobs bigger at a young age.

Other than that, with clothes on it is posible to hide chubbyness, something you cant do with bikinis.

Still, I prefer clothes on. Much sexier that way.

Comment by Kixiv

06:55 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

fake is not the same thing as trying to make them look larger. Fake is silicon, which is easy to spot in real life because it's so stiff (no pun intended).

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Comment by Anonymous

21:03 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I'm sure all of then are photoshoped

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Comment by Anonymous

22:11 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Fake or not, presentation is ultimately makes them "sexy" or not.

Or do you not look at anything 3D and IRL very often?

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Comment by Anonymous

17:43 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

otaku... can't even tell sweaters from other types of clothes.

bulk of it fall no where near the category of being a sweater.

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Comment by emiinbou

21:20 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

Yes, many of the photos were not sweaters. I found half stupid xD .. sorry, it's that old in the last picture killed me and I forget that detail name it xD

But that has nothing to do with being otaku or not, it is common sense :/

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Comment by Anonymous

23:43 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

the old in the last picture is angela merkel, the bundeskanzler of germany...

Comment by Anonymous

00:21 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

@ Anon 23:43

Hitler would look sexier in a sweater than she does.

Comment by Anonymous

07:21 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

correction : Bundeskanzlerin

Comment by Anonymous

03:30 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

She has the breasts of a 20 year old.

Comment by Anonymous

23:47 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Merkel moe.

Comment by Anonymous

02:20 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Ojizuz Obaa-chan moe~

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Comment by Firaku

02:17 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I think some 'T' got mixed in there too.

Still, pic 4/8/41/45.......faphappy

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Comment by Anonymous

01:10 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

@ Anon 17:43:

I want to see the true SHAPE of a woman. Dump the padded bras; tight, clingy clothes - one-piece swimsuits, thin tops, tight sweaters all help this sort of definition-and-display.

From pretty little A-cup titties to large, pendulous, udder-like milk jugs -- it's all good.

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Comment by Anonymous

10:04 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

You must be a dedicated subscriber to National Geographic.

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Comment by Diemeow23

19:49 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I still fail to anything wrong with this article

Now where is that box of tissues?

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Comment by Anonymous

21:28 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

Especially Angela!

Comment by Anonymous

01:52 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Va Va Voom!

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Comment by Bravo

19:01 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

I'm pretty sure they can, probably too busy fapping to even care.

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Comment by Van-d-all

20:07 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

the first three photos were way enough to prove the argument valid

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Comment by Anonymous

22:03 17/12/2011 # ! Bad (-0.2)

As long as they can get a boner from it they don't seem to care. As far as I can see a third of these aren't sweaters, just....boobs.....

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Comment by BlaqCat

03:45 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

Delicious boobs at that.

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